A friend steered me to amiright in 2004, and I started contributing. Had a great time for several years with a collegial crew of fine writers. But after 4500-plus parodies, I took a long break. Back intermittently and posting from time to time. Kudos to Chuck and all his editors, and long live amiright.
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Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
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Kerry, Man! | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
Drive the War | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Now He's Beleaguered | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
Hidin' Hoods | Li'l Red Riding Hood | Sam the Sham | |
Rummy, Rummy, Rummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | |
Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
Mosque of Hate | Chapel of Love | Dixie Cups | |
Fixing a Hole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
Getting Better? | Getting Better | Beatles | |
Lindens Are the Banes of John's Sans Sun | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
Mecca | Mecca | Gene Pitney | |
Sgt. Graner's Bonehead Hard-Club Band/A Little Threat from My Friends | St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/A Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | |
Looking for Scum | Lookin' for Love | Waylong Jennings | |
Moon Image | Moon Shadow | Cat Stevens | |
Opus, I Dei'd It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
Chalabi | Let it Be | Beatles | |
Condi | Windy | The Association | |
Without Him | Within You Without You | Beatles | |
Condoleeza | Carmelita | Warren Zevon | |
Why Sharon, Huh? | My Sharona | The Knack | |
A Day in the Strife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
Je T' Mene | Je T'Aime | Serge Gainsbourg | |
Love That Pita | Lovely Rita | Beatles | |
These Boobs Are Made for Squawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Each Meal $64 | When I'm 64 | Beatles | |
These Boobies are from Dow Corning | Oh What a Beautiful Morning | Rogers & Hammerstein | |
Luger Luger | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
Hey, Jute | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
Twisted Et [ymology] | Mr. Ed theme song | Unknown | |
Another Trick by De Gaulle, Part Dien Bien Phu | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | |
Fix It with Rhin | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
Flick It Aside | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
Timothy | Timothy | The Buoys | |
'Beaux!' Dit Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Beauvoir/Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Bloody Sadr! | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Body's Fatt'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Sixteen Going on Seventeen | 16 Going on 17 | Rogers & Hammerstein | |
Dough-Ray-Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews/R&H | |
Lab'al Vise | Edelweiss | Christopher Plummer/R&H | |
Sappy Crap | Happy Jack | The Who | |
My Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews/R&H | |
The Sound of Moving | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews/Rogers & Hammerstein | |
NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
Gouda Gouda | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
Cheese Shame! | Freeze Frame | J Geils Band | |
Happy to Tether | Happy Together | The Turtles | |
Mixed Metaphor | Killin' Floor | Electric Flag | |
Murph the Divin' Pagan | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Stinkin' Sitzmarks! | SInk the Bismark | Johnny Horton | |
Simp'rin' Simon | Simple Simon | 1910 Fruitgum Company | |
Schlep This Bone | Steppin' Stone | Monkees | |
Vacation | Vacation | Connie Francis | |
Cocoa, Moe! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Unknown | |
Deus Ron, Ron | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
Limbaugh Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | |
Holy Water | Dirty Water | Standells | |
Swami's Rim | Swanee River | Stephen Foster | |
Beet It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
I Wanna Grow Spuds | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
Here Comes the Dun | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
Hold Those Withers | Stormy Weather | Frank Sinatra | |
Ohms in the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
That's Amperage | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Volta's Rays | Volare | Dean Martin | |
I Am the Wal-Mart | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
Nineteen Merchants in a Shakedown | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | Rolling Stones | |
Penney's Pain | Penny Lane | Beatles | |
Snoop John A. | Sloop John B. | Beach Boys | |
Killing Ashcroft's Knees--Bent Too Long | Killing Me Softly with His Song | Roberta Flack | |
Skilling Whore | Killing Floor | Electric Flag | |
Lay, Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | |
The FERC's Wrong | The Work Song | Traditional | |
SBC | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
We Are Worldcom | We Are the World | Lionel Richie | |
Cod Only Go | God Only Knows | Beach Boys | |
I'm Cooking Fugu | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
Brainless Flack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
Saints in Sack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
Tainted Crack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't | I'm Enery the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
Turn', Turn', Turn' | Turn Turn Turn | Byrds | |
Fallow Field o' Beans | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | |
Rubies Today | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
Limes Have Come Today | Time Has Come Today | Chambers Brothers | |
Mush of Carrots | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Wokkin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rolling Stones | |
Pissed Trees | Misty | Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, others | |
They Do Rhone Clones | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | |
Applejack | Happy Jack | The Who | |
Callow Bung Pluggers | Hello, Young Lovers (from 'The King and I') | Rogers and Hammerstein | |
Greenspan | Greenfields | Brothers Four | |
Who Put the Bomb? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann | |
Iraq Charade | This Masquerade | George Benson | |
Spoonerful | Spoonful | Cream | |
Homophones | Telephone | Chaka Khan | |
Little Dude's Coup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
Stupidcatalepticfratdicklexiconatrocious | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
I Sawed Her Antique Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | |
I Am the Worst Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Johnny Cash/Tim Hardin | |
Sundered My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
Kelp on Flounder | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
Whelk or Flounder? | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
Sedentary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard | When You Wish upon a Star | Disney | |
Fridge Holding Bubbling Water | Bridge over Troubled Waters | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Sackman | Taxman | Beatles | |
Saxman | Taxman | Beatles | |
In Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash | |
Growin' More Bile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
I Could Have Lanced All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | Alan Jay Lerner | |
Cheney, Ghoul | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
Gent Whose Scent Sure Reeks at Fox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
You Can't Blame the Doggie | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
Fellin' Her Fig Tree | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
It's My Rheum | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
Neverland Love | Never, My Love | The Association | |
Duckin' Spree | Bucket T | The Who | |
They Hold Me in Stock Holes | It's Only Rock 'n' Roll | Rolling Stones | |
Pillory | Timothy | Buoys | |
Affixing a Pole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
Substitute | Substitute | The Who | |
Nerf Titties | Surf City | Jan & Dean | |
Gimcracks | Get Back | Beatles | |
Bric-a-Brac | Happy Jack | The Who | |
Gewgaws, Gewgaws | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Buying Baubles | TIny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
A Tchotchke Fan | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
Kitsch World | Rich Girl | Hall & Oates | |
Wallow in Trinket Hoard | Follow the Drinking Gourd | Traditional | |
Jetsam | Jet Song | Bernstein/Sondheim (from West Side Story) | |
This Flotsam | This Old Man | Traditional | |
Chimichanga | Chim Chim-eree | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Ax Chants | Taxman | Beatles | |
Desk Burrito | Desperado | Eagles | |
Sheep'll | People | Barbra Streisand | |
Goat Busser | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | |
Sultans Who Swing | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | |
Cathedral | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
Wild Child | Wild Child | The Doors | |
Besmirched, Bathed Not, and Beast Kindred | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Rodgers/Hart (from Pal Joey) | |
Suburban Wife's Sick-of-Home Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
Mail-House Schlock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis | |
Bomb Imams | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
Bridge over Gum That's Rotten | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Ridge is a Bumbling Cipher | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Numb My Nethers | Come Together | Beatles | |
It's in His Bris | It's in His Kiss | Betty Everett | |
Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
She's a Man | I'm a Man | Yardbirds | |
Garmentmakerville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
I Love Frocks and Stoles | I Love Rock and Roll | Joan Jett | |
Tranny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
Grifter Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Lawyers, Gum, and Mommy | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
Texas Laws Says | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
Nice to See These Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Lucre, Lucre | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Cisco Slid | Cisco Kid | War | |
Long-Hold Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | |
Sandy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
Carbuncle on the Knuckle | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
Spooge Full of Screwworms | Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Festerday | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Eight Heils, 'Mein'! | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
Ah-mare-ree-ka | America (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
Maria | Maria (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
Whelp! | Help | Beatles | |
Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
He Drops to Steal Some Gizzards | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Hannity | Let It Be | Beatles | |
It's the TIme for Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Waggin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones | |
Porn to Be Filed | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
Pusillanimousanonymousonesgivingvoters | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
Hays Goes | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
Prime Your Puppet | I'm Your Puppet | Marvin Gaye | |
In Gepetto | In the Ghetto | Elvis | |
When Bowdler Edits | It's Now or Never | Elvis | |
Tony Comstock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | |
Luther, Luther | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Luthier, Luthier | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Spry Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
Lame It Was to Call It Nova | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
Boring and Mild | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
Arbitrary | Beyond the Sea | Frank Sinatra | |
Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
'Shugge, 'Shugge | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Schmoozers, Schmoozers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Shucker, Shucker | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Tuba, Tuba | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Tuchis, Tuchis | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Pus Mop | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
Set It Free | Let It Be | Beatles | |
I've Thundered Miles | Five Hundred Miles | Peter, Paul, & Mary | |
Res'nant Alley Runs Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
Psyllium | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
A White, Blade-Laden Whale | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
Only the Moby | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story) | I Feel Pretty | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
Polyunsaturated Pam | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
Worcestershire Carameled | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | |
Don't Fry Your Member | Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks) | Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones | |
I'm Walled In | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
The Piste | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
Stented, He's Fixed | 76 Trombones | Meredith Wilson | |
Marryin' Libertarians | Marian the Librarian (from The Music Man) | Robert Preston | |
Till I Turn Blue | Till There Was You | Meredith Wilson | |
Trouble | Trouble (from The Music Man) | Meredith Wilson | |
Makes Me Queasy | Take It Easy | Eagles | |
Ergot-got-got | Hot, Hot Hot | Buster Poindexter and His Banshees of Blues | |
Serfin' USA | Surfin' USA | Beach Boys | |
Myrmidon | Carry On | Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young | |
Leader of the Pack | Leader of the Pack | Shangri-Las | |
Corn for Silage | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
I'm Getting Married in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
I'm Getting Martyred in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
Frankenstein | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
Sewn Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | |
Aphasia (the correct version) | Aja | Steely Dan | |
Aphasia | Aja | Steely Dan | |
Orally | Aura Lee | Traditional | |
Adrenal Jeannie | I Dream of Jeannie | Stephen Foster | |
Yasser, He Killed Babies | Yes, Sir, That's My Baby | Traditional | |
Fools on The Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
I Wanna Hoe Your Land | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
Rake the Terrain | Take the A Train | Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus | |
Is This Yiddish Right? | The Kids Are Alright | The Who | |
Bola | Lola | The Kinks | |
Baisez Moi Beaucoup | Besame Mucho | Dean Martin, others | |
Babylon Sh*tstorm | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
Catch the Kids | Catch the Wind | Donovan | |
Hirsute Girlie-Man | Hurdy Gurdy Man | Donovan | |
Expelled Jello | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
Done-Flyin' Avian | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | |
Donkey, Shane | Danke Shoen | Wayne Newton | |
Poll Me | Hold Me | Clay Aiken | |
Satyr Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
Back from Old Land of the Czar | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
Sloe Downed | Slow Down | Beatles | |
You're Gonna Booze And Hurl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | Beatles | |
Enjoyed The Bird | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | |
Bear Baitin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
Flight Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
Like Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glen Miller | |
Feeding a Hart in Texas | Deep in the Heart of Texas | Hank Thompson | |
Fecal | People | Barbra Streisand | |
Airway to Septum | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
What a Gob of Ungual Pus | What If God Was One of Us? | Joan Osborne | |
Ketchup In A Can | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | |
Oh, Teresa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
An Imp Tossable | It's Impossible | Elvis | |
Meshugge, Shaq | Sugar Shack | Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs | |
Razzman | Jazzman | Carole King | |
Spin Town | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | |
Swing Vote | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | |
He's A Slut For Jihad Pests | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens (aka Yusuf Islam) | |
Fry Me Some Liver | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Got No Rhythm | I Got Rhythm | George Gershwin | |
Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns! | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
The NRA | YMCA | Village People | |
Billy Love Dongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | |
Allawi | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
Rummy's Mind | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
Dung Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
Secrete Anus Grams | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
Meat Swells | Michelle | Beatles | |
Runs His Mouth. . .Stumbles | Run Through the Jungle | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
Vox Stylin' (for Agrimorfee) | Rock Island | Music Man soundtrack | |
The Herd Got in the Grapevines | I Heard It Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | |
Reincarnation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Quimpeder | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
Melba This Morning | Helplessly Hoping | Crosy, Stills, & Nash | |
Poonlance | Moondance | Van Morrison | |
Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here | Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Everyone | |
The Bush Nuts Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
White. . .Ship's Mast | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | |
Mr. Wasteland | Mr. Spaceman | Byrds | |
December Schlong | September Song | Lotte Lenya | |
De Sade Song | A Sad Song | Ten Years After | |
Just the Two of Us | Just the Two of Us | Bill Withers | |
I'm a Honed Masochist | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Gannon, Ram, Kent | |
Jongleur's Lyre | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
You're Jake Gittes in Chinatown | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
Rubber-Lined Room | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | |
Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | |
Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | |
They Trampled Him During the Running | Battle Hymn of the Republic, The | Julia Ward Howe | |
Jumps from the Cache | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | |
Sox Will Take the Prize | Devil in Disguise | Elvis | |
I Want Your Secs | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | |
Frothing and Foaming | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | |
Misaimed Ballpeen Hammer | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | |
He Came Upon A Midnight Beer | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Moaner Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mad, Rude Bison | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Snoozy Queue | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Outsource, Outsource | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Blistered Tanned Man | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
Cake, Sirs, a Sera | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
Lady Mammal Aid | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
Reign Propped Up: Corrupt Saud Dickheads | Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
Reign | Rain | Beatles | |
Who'll Stop This Reign? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Babble of New Cue L'ar | Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
Autodidact's Garden | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | |
Coup de Grce | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
Dray Team | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part II | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part II | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Who Cut the Cheese Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | |
Whose Cant Will Please Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | |
Three Martinis | Three Marlenas | Wallflowers | |
Upper Lip Is Weak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | |
Log Right In | Walk Right In | Rooftop Singers | |
Brain Dead in Ohio | Four Dead in Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young | |
Got the Fool Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
La Vie on Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
Boogers in the Morning | Sugar in the Morning | Andrews Sisters | |
Blake Gone Through (and Huxley Besides) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
Crippled Ship | Crystal Ship | The Doors | |
Sought Par Aid | Soft Parade | The Doors | |
I Was of Very Good Cheer | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
Zipped Up My Crowbar | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song Of The South Soundtrack | |
Jabbertalky | Jabberwocky | Lews Carroll | |
White Crick Mass | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | |
Cali.'s Clown | Cathy's Clown | Everly Brothers | |
Desiccated Swallower of Passion | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | |
Main Course Caused Ptomaine | A Horse With No Name | America | |
Bad Bunion | Glass Onion | Beatles | |
I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Down in the Pumproom | Up on the Rooftop | Chrismas Carol | |
Mai Tai | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill | The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill | Beatles | |
My Sherry I Pour | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
It's The Most Gun-is-full Time Of The Year | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | |
Mark Apparel Up for Spring | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Wesley, Mendelssohn, Cummings | |
Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
Jingo Belle Flop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Paid to Take the Pix, Man | Baby, You're a Rich Man | Beatles | |
I'm Only Seeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
From Eiffel | If I Fell | Beatles | |
Lazy! Maana?! | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
Martyred, My Deere | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
Have Ablutions | Revolution | Beatles | |
He's On Tomorrow's Show | Tomorrow Never Knows | Beatles | |
Calibrated Eating | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | |
Cantharides | Candyman | Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
Flawed Work on the Wall | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | |
Boneward Hound | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Incensed at Pedestals | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Twenty-Three (Please Read First!) | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Goose Liver | Moon River | Henry Mancini | |
Clyster-Moon Rite | Mr. Moonlight | Beatles | |
My Grill | My Girl | Temptations | |
SUV, Big Fat Car | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
Degrease Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | |
I Am Woman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
I Wanne Be Berated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | |
Stop With the Hurl! | Top of the World | Carpenters | |
Mute Troupe's Quiet | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | |
Dahmer | Donna | Richie Valens | |
I Saw Mommy Shivving Santa Clause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | |
We Work Three Shifts | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
Gin Is Hell | Jingle Bells | Christmas Carol | |
Littered with Junk | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | |
My Colon Wind's on Fire | The Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part III | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part III | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
We Fish from This Ferry Isthmus | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional Christmas Carol | |
Who Put the Spawn? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann, Gerry Goffin | |
I'm So Tired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
He's Drunk, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Christmas song | |
Silage Fight | Silent Night | Christmas Carol | |
Flockin' Synthetic Christmas Trees | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Cross-Dress, Ye Married Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Christmas Carol | |
The NBA | YMCA | Village People | |
Bagels I Have Had of Rye | Angels We Have Heard on Higy | Christmas Carol | |
Wokkin' Blintzes, Winter Squash, and Lamb | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
Glove Me, Do | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
They Named It After Cecil Rhodes | Why Don't We Do It in the Road | Beatles | |
Into a Quiver Is Robin Hood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Someone Late for Thanksgiving | |
Chestnut Marriage | Chestnut Mare | Byrds | |
Found Out About Ewe | Found Out About You | Gin Blossoms | |
Pill Daily | Bill Bailey | Many | |
The Deck Falls | Deck the Halls | Christmas Carol | |
A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Christmas Carol | |
All You Need Is Dove | All You Need Is Love | Beatles | |
I Hate How You Glove Me | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
Then He's Kneading Something | If I Needed Someone | Beatles | |
Woe, Holey Knight | O Holy Night | Christmas Carol | |
Ow, Tannin' Balm! | O Tannenbaum | Christmas Carol | |
But Your Burp Can Singe | And Your Bird Can Sing | Beatles | |
Deep Doo-Doo | Dear Prudence | Beatles | |
Girdle | Girl | Beatles | |
I've Just Interfaced | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
No Refried | No Reply | Beatles | |
Northeastern Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
Papal Backliders | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
Papal Backslider | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
La Marchandise | La Marseillaise | Traditional | |
Bagels in the Morning | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush | |
Beat Screws with Your Tool | Be True to Your School | Beach Boys | |
I Lock the Wine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | |
Drips Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
B Cups | Because | Beatles | |
I Want to Bell You | I Want to Tell You | Beatles | |
I'll Cry' His Head | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
Hate Junk Food | Love You To | Beatles | |
The Bird | The Word | Beatles | |
Deer, Bear, and Every Mare | Here, There, and Everywhere | Beatles | |
Nose-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | |
Lunge for Your Wife | Run for Your Life | Beatles | |
Your Work's Seamy | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
Boy, What a Jerk! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | |
NIbblin' Latin Loup-Garou | Little Latin Lupe Lu | Mitch Ryder | |
Mix the Paint Thick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | |
Humping Cupid | Something Stupid | Frank, Nancy Sinatra | |
The Bush Family Ills Me | The Beverly Hillbillies theme | Beverly Hillbillies TV program | |
Brew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
Little Jack Horner | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
When I had a Hummer | If I Had a Hammer | Trini Lopez | |
Mocha Lotion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | |
Silver Cells | Silver Bells | Numerous | |
Treason of Shrub's Bitch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | |
Quagmire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
Misanthrope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
George | More | Frank Sinatra | |
Snore | More | Frank Sinatra | |
He Kneed the Little Christmas [Sprite] | We Need a LIttle Christmas | Traditional | |
Lean Ain't from Custard | Mean Mr. Mustard | Beatles | |
Stumbling | Something | Beatles | |
Stun Gun | Sun King | Beatles | |
Springs of Bed Decay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
Bait | Wait | Beatles | |
Mirth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Lax-Held Slipp'ry Hammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | |
Unsightly Sore | The Night Before | Beatles | |
What Grows On? | What Goes On? | Beatles | |
Wile E. Retard and His Veep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
I'll Knead You | I Need You | Beatles | |
Eyes Darting | Oh Darling | Beatles | |
Please Grease Me | Please Please Me | Beatles | |
Shrink Takes Your Wealth | Think for Yourself | Beatles | |
Block a Rocket | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
Keen Timbre's Mean | Green Tambourine | Lemon Pipers | |
You're Work-Shirking Louts! | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
We're Going to Hide But Will Not Flay | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
He Hasn't Got Some Novocaine | I Haven't Got Time for the Pain | Carly Simon | |
Shakin' Hair with Briskness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
I'll Be Gone for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
If I Only Had Some Pain! | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz sountrack | |
Try These Pants, Sir | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
Glockin' Out My Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Chancin' Rancid Meat | Dancing in the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Just Broth for Me | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
I'm Crossfire'd | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
Rupert Gives Us Lies | Judy in Disguise | John Fred & His Playboy Band | |
Yellow as Lemon | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | |
Riders Help Block Torts | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
Creepy Gonzales | Speedy Gonzales | Pat Boone | |
In My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
Lunch Meat | Love Street | The Doors | |
On Bratwurst | On Broadway | Drifters | |
I Like Plaice | There's a Place | Beatles | |
From My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
The Gaffer | The Rapper | Jaggerz | |
I Gotta Beat Meat | I Gotta Be Me | Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
Goat Writhin' in the Sty | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
Itchy Shoe Sparks | Itchykoo Park | Small Faces | |
Little Bit on Sole | Little Bit o' Soul | Music Explosion | |
File | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
I Farted and Smoke. . . . | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Genes | Jean | Oliver | |
Thar She Blows: I've Told My Secret | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
He Wears Sarongs | It Won't Be Long | Beatles | |
Trust in Invagination | Just My Imagination | Temptations | |
All My Gut Peeks Through | All I've Got to Do | Beatles | |
Devil in Disguise | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
Do You Believe in Mammon? | Do You Believe in Magic? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Crown Down | Downtown | Petulia Clark | |
In the Nates | In the Navy | Village People | |
Three Koi in a Fountain | Three Coins in a Fountain | Frank Sinatra | |
Goin' Like the Dodo | Going to a Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
My Second Has Got No Gun | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson and the MIracles | |
They Keep a-Twangin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | |
Seen at Graceland | Baba O'Riley | The Who | |
Ova, the Bane: Roe | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland/Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
He Popped Eye, His Name Was Sam | Popeye The Sailor Man | Cartoon Show Theme Song | |
I Will Try My Moon. . . | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Can You Loan Some Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | |
Mounds of Silage | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Bingen | Bingo | Traditional | |
Right Moos | Night Moves | Bob Seger | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Love to Toss Back Some Beam (The Quest) | The Impossible Dream (The Quest) | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
Voltaren | Volare | Dean Martin | |
Gal Fee | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
Golfing | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
Bacon Love | Baby Love | Supremes | |
Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | |
Nebbish | Cherish | The Association | |
Can't Take the Ice Off This Wound | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
Toad-Lick Blues | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | |
This Knot Is Uvular | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
Get a Skirt That Looks So Fine | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
Some Sex-Chatting Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Perry Como | |
Won't Get Food Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
My Waif | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Mass, He Chews It | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | |
Sprayin' the Hive | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | |
I Feel My Girth Move, 1 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | |
I Feel My Girth Move, 2 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | |
Boxer's Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | |
Legumes Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | |
Rising is the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
Writhing in the Dorm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
I Will Flee for Miles | I Can See for Miles | The Who | |
I've Fleas | I'm Free | The Who | |
Harp-Daze Night | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | |
I Should Have Owned Fetters | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | |
Raptor-Food Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | |
Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | |
I Hear, the Crew's Sick | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
Isn't Abba from Sweden? | In a Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
I'll be Watching You | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
Breakin' Rocks Is Hard to Do | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
I Fought God's Law | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
Jailhouse Rocks | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
Rancid Pork and Hurl | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
Butcher, Butcher | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Dizzy | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | |
Doctor Strangelove | Doctor Robert | Beatles | |
Kane | Rain | Beatles | |
Iss Ein Bischen Wiener, Diener, Mit Ein Glas Gruen | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | |
A Mare in this Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | |
Surreptitious Mines | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
Wipe Room | White Room | Cream | |
Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!) | Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom) | Perry Como | |
I'll Be Seeping Goo | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
But She Loves Herb | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
Man, I Love Herbs! | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
That's My Glove, Sir | And I Lover Her | Beatles | |
Unhappy So I'll Rant at You | I'm Happy Just to Dance with You | Beatles | |
Cell Rings High | Tell Me Why | Beatles | |
It Ain't Mead, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | |
Feng Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
Done For on Road | One for the Road | Frank Sinatra | |
Lip It | Whip It | Devo | |
Lipids | Whip It | Devo | |
Rip It | Whip It | Devo | |
Came It Out: the Glossolalia | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Edie Gorme | |
I'm Heading for That Boulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
It's So Wet on This Polder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
Take Your Meds or You'll Smolder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Wooden Chips | Wooden Ships | Crosy, Stills, and Nash | |
Shitsy Bitsy Spyware | Itsy Bitsy Spider | Traditional | |
I Hand-Help Myself | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | |
Someday You'll Crimp Your Thumb | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | |
One Day The Gimp Was Hung | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | |
Shoonerisms: Spugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Litotes | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Me Drill Epistrophe with Glee | She's Still A Mystery to Me | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Assonance | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | |
Then I Plotzed | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | |
Homophones Are Strange | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | |
Anaphora/Anna, Fork-a! | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Must--a Kosher Wok for Meat | Just a Closer Walk with Thee | Traditional | |
Hack off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | |
Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
Hack Off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | |
Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
This Hairpiece is for Trump | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
Buy, Buy Love | Bye, Bye, Love | Everly Brothers | |
Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé | Wake Up, Little Susie | Everly Brothers | |
I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me | Always Something There to Remind Me | Dionne Warwick | |
Whiff, I Smell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
The Heifer | The Letter | Box Tops | |
Wranglin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | |
Into the Great Wide Open [Crevasse] | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | |
My Maize and Grapes | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
Dorians | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | |
Dorian | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | |
It's a Lame Old Schlong | It's the Same Old Song | Four Tops | |
Tragic When Carp Died | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | |
Aloe Wetter | Alouette | Traditional | |
Home Alone, I Range | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | |
Diddle White Glove | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | |
Lourdes At Once | Words of Love | Buddy Holly and the Crickets | |
My Veneration | My Generation | The Who | |
Bake That Gnu (in the Oven Wide) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
Sheepdog Has Mange | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
Role Switchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
Habemus Papam | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
Dimple Rift | Simple Gift | Shaker Hymn | |
Buy Me a Bauble | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
Tight-Fitting Bodice | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
On the Prow with Peg | Ain't Too Proud to Beg | Temptations | |
Can I Bone One Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
Hay Food | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
Rat on the Bun | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
Son Mi Perdición | Eres Mi Religión | Maná | |
Sheep-herd | Sheila | Tommy Roe | |
It's Noun, a Gerund | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
Portmanteaus | Short People | Randy Newman | |
With Wahab I Hold Hands | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
Isn't She Lumpy? | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder | |
Yo, Sis-Mama | Oh Susanna | Stephen Foster | |
Cant Osama | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
Fun-, Fun-, Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
Defrock This Law ('Cause He's Pond Scum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | |
I'm Gonna Fold My Hand | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
Kippered Loxes | Little Boxes | Pete Seeger | |
These 'Ayes' | These Eyes | The Guess Who | |
Bought New Cushy Pad | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
Butt Smooch, Plutocrat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
Wooden Ships Are Nice | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | |
Boat in Water | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Boney Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Joey Ratz'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Nicht im Haus, Chub, Dream On | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Disney | |
Sheik, Chattel, and Robes | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
Unduly | Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | |
Willie and the Hang-Five | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | |
Stools Gush In | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
Fellow, Marry You? | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | |
So Little Fuel | Poor Little Fool | Rick Nelson | |
Snivelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
Warden's Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | |
I Have Modeled a Moniker to Name a Made-up Genital | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Fallaciously Follicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | |
Run Me Via Funicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | |
Lithium: Madness Smoothed, Hazy | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx (in 'At the Circus') | |
Sixteen Tuns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
Vaca Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Cummerbund--Pitch It, Clothier | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | |
Bonehead in America | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
Spike the Roguish Bolton Dork | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
Slimy When He Sprung | 1921 | The Who | |
Exterminator | Amazing Journey | The Who | |
Kissass | Christmas | The Who | |
Congress Head Case | Cousin Kevin | The Who | |
To Ghengis Khan, He's Right/A Fiscal Rout | Do You Think It's Alright?/Fiddle About | The Who | |
Dressing to the Nines (The Frocker) | Eyesight to the Blind (The Hawker) | The Who | |
He's Merdivorous/Of Tom D Be Leery | Got to the Mirror/Tommy, Can You Hear Me? | The Who | |
Flies Free | I'm Free | The Who | |
Overture/Don't Be Buoyed | Overture/It's a Boy | The Who | |
Slimeball Lizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
Terry Schiavo | Sally Simpson | The Who | |
Scent Satan/Mephisto's Ordure | Sensation/Miracle Cure | The Who | |
Lash the Jurists | Smash the Mirror | The Who | |
The Flaccid Queen | The Acid Queen | The Who | |
Airhead Doctor | There's a Doctor | The Who | |
Tom D's 'Holiday' Scam | Tommy's Holiday Camp | The Who | |
He Has Taken Them In | We're Not Gonna Take It | The Who | |
Hell's Scum | Welcome | The Who | |
Cold Finger | Goldfinger | John Barry | |
Adieu, Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
Pitchers of Lillet | Pictures of Lilly | The Who | |
Seashells by Seashore | Seasons in the Sun | Terry Jacks | |
Buy a Condo in Miami | Vaya con Dios, My Darling | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
Good-Flay Combine | Good Day Sunshine | Beatles | |
Good Luncheon | Good Lovin' | Young Rascals | |
Hands-Free Man | Handyman | Del Shannon | |
Manic Buss | Magic Bus | The Who | |
Surgical 'Mister' Suture | Magical Mistery Tour | Beatles | |
Tax Scam | Taxman | Beatles | |
Teen Weavers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
Boids | Boys | Beatles | |
Buoys | Boys | Beatles | |
House Offed by Rising Buns | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
I'm Gettin' Round | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
He's a Goy | I'm a Boy | The Who | |
There's a Place | There's a Place | Beatles | |
I've Got a Kink in My Tube | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | |
Blue By Ewe | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
Route 666 | Route 66 | Rolling Stones | |
Warmth of My Gun | Warmth of the Sun | Beach Boys | |
Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
Baby, I'm Ablaze! | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
Bereft of Harp, My Hand Jitters So | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
PS 512 | P.S. I Love You | Beatles | |
Run in '8 | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
Groucho | Gaucho | Steely Dan | |
Davis, No Worse Blight | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
Paying at a Benefit for Mr. Wrong | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
Fixing the Rolls | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
Gets No Better | Getting Better | Beatles | |
Good Whoring, Good Whoring | Good Morning, Good Morning | Beatles | |
Lunch, Maria? | Lovely Rita | Beatles | |
Croupiers, This Guy Wants to Buy 'Em | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam (Reprieve? | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise | Beatles | |
Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | |
Dreamed He Went Home | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
Till He's Six Foot Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | Beatles | |
With a Little Help from His Friends | With a Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | |
Winning Crew Without You | Within You Without You | Beatles | |
Ruminate | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
All I Have to Do Is Reap | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | |
Dill Dough (The Banana Loaf Song) | Day-oh (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
Gauls Yes? Non! | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
Midflight Transgressions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | |
Your Can's Too Fat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
The Brisket's Bad | The Bitch is Back | Elton John | |
I Dress as Non-King | I Regret Nothing | Edith Piaf | |
Que Je Revête Bien | Je Ne Regrette Rien | Edith Piaf | |
La Vie en Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
La Vie en Nose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
La Vie en Pose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
Jenny I Must Call | Any Time At All | Beatles | |
In the Larder: Velveeta | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Dazer Phasor Taser Guns That Stun 'Em | Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer | Nat King Cole | |
Ramblin' Prose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | |
No Ballast So That Ball's Loose | The Ballad of Cat Ballou | Cat Ballou Soundtrack | |
I Cough at Doc's Tweezed Digits | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
Little Think | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
Typing on Platen | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | |
Pitiful Losers | Beautiful Loser | Bob Seger | |
How Deep Is He Dug? | How Deep Is Your Love? | Bee Gees | |
Seven-Point-Six Traumbone | 76 Trombones | Music Man Soundtrack | |
A Brownshirt Regime | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
California Unter Arnold | California Uber Alles | Dead Kennedy | |
Nothin' but Luffin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
I've Got the Bends, the Chokin' Starts | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | |
Wives Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | Bee Gees | |
Stop, Please, Vin Diesel! | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | |
Cracked the Pipes | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
On eBay | On Broadway | Drifters | |
Chola | Lola | Kinks | |
Philatelical Boredom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
Pigs' Houses | Pink Houses | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
Cagey Dope, Cunning Tropes | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
Tripsy Gypsy, Screened for Wien; Seen Fellows Spok | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | |
Cooked The Books, Hired a 'Consultant,' His Wife | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Monty Python | |
Into the Great Wide Oprah | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
I Will Surfride | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | |
Rove, Rove, Rove, the Bloat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | |
Eve's Pome Seduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
McClellan, Pygmy | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
Aimiright Monster Parodies | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Amiright Monster Parodies (corrected version) | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I Have Been Grapplin' with the Minotaur | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
He Was the Wrassler Never Pinned Before | I Am the Caption of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
He Is a Man with Menarche, version 2 | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Suliivan | |
He Is a Man with Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
Enthralled, But I'll Button Up | I'm Called Little Buttercup | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
The Guy's Name Is Vlad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
Sweet: Jurists I Prize | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosy, Still, and Nash | |
Johnny Roberts | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco | I Left My Heart in San Franciso | Tony Bennett | |
Meringue, Meringue, Meringue | Mercy, Mercy, Mercy | Buckinghams | |
See-Throughs Lift Rest Member | See You in September | The Happenings | |
My Gags Crammed with Crapulous Metaphors | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Suliivan | |
Peckish Sue | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
Sumpin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
Undead Eat | Dead End Street | Kinks | |
Till the Start of the Day | Till the End of the Day | Kinks | |
Unreflected Man | Well-Respected Man | Kinks | |
Medicated Swallower of Valium | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | Kinks | |
¿Lo? ¿La? | Lola | Kinks | |
Expunge These Tattoos | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | |
Mired and Waist-Deep in Poo | Tired of Waiting for You | Kinks | |
You're Reelin' a Tree | You Really Got Me | Kinks | |
Bake Man | Ape Man | Kinks | |
Bought a New Drumset | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
Forced My Spine | 409 | Beach Boys | |
Frayed Zipper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
Did You Ever Have to Make Up a Mime? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Dull Cinema | Dulcinea | Man of La Mancha sountrack | |
Genie | Gigi | Gigi soundtrack | |
Tie It Looser! | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
Indent Your Paragraphs | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Try Just a Dram | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
Little Tet Booster | Little Red Rooster | Rolling Stones | |
Man from Coppola | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha sountrack | |
The Hill Rat | Nashville Cats | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Spumy | Spooky | Classics IV | |
Snoring | Stormy | Classics Four | |
The Man Who's Got Lithium Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence | Gene Pitney | |
Jocks Play with Ben-Gay | Walk Away, Renee | Left Banke | |
I'll Keep On Sittin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | |
Sin-Amen Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Fleecings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
Felled Tree Flattened Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
¡Ay, Felación! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
De Gaullein' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Me Fallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
99 Brothels When Storyville Falls | 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | |
Backin' You in the Pew | Cattanooga Choo-Choo | Glenn Miller | |
I'll Only Have Ryes with You | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
Thank Leaven for Dough Unfurled | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Gigi soundtrack | |
Ned Flanders Feels | In Flanders Fields | Lt. Colonel John McRae | |
Keanu | Kumbaya | Traditional | |
Streamed Pee | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | |
I Can Pee Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | |
Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | |
Famished Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
Fatter Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
Mass 'Turbation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
Street: Home In with Onstar | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
Chandler Drinkin' Gin | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | |
This Ole Mouse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
Hangdog Snoopy | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
Looks Like a Walrus | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
Mindy Brown, You've Got a Lovely Otter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
Hungry Clone | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | |
The Top of Old Pokey | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | |
In Lake Garda, My Fiat | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Donny Shame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
Keep On Buglin' | Keep On Chooglin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
That Fife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
Trombones Come In Flatulently | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
Sweet Melisma | Sweet Melissa | Allman Brothers | |
As Beers Go By | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | |
Quaff, Quaff | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | |
Mr. Tanqueray Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
We Gotta Get Founder and Plaice | We Gotta Get Out of This Place | The Animals | |
Pump | Lump | Presidents of the USA | |
My Bonnie Pries Open the Lotion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part V | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part V | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Little Old Lady's Rump Passin' Beaners | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan and Dean | |
Lou XVI | Louie Louie | Kingsmen | |
Lying | Wild Thing | The Troggs | |
Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow? | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | |
Hairfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
I'm Gonna Make a Beersicle | It's Gonna Take a Miracle | Laura Nyro | |
Kill on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
So You Want to Be a Stockbroker Czar? | So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star? | Byrds | |
Branded | Brandy | Lighthouse | |
Mordida | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
This Road's Full of Potholes (So I Bike It) | It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It) | Rolling Stones | |
Mountain-Bikin' Guy | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | |
I'm Only Sweeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
There's Numberless Mites in Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
Mow Now | Go Now | Moody Blues | |
Mean Green Grass That's Grown | Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | |
Fescue Me | Rescue Me | Fontella Bass | |
Mow Down | Slow Down | Beatles | |
Mower is Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
A Maze in Grass | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
Mow the Leaves, Sir! | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
I Fought the Lawn | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
I Should Have Mown Better | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | |
Stuporthesomnanbulisticexpeditionposes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Stuporman | Superman | Kinks | |
Ineluctable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
Undetectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
Unelectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
We Shall Overdub | We Shall Overcome | Traditional | |
Runny | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
L-U-N-CH | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Almost Like Being in Kid Gloves | Almost Like Being In Love | Nat King Cole | |
Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass | Quiz's, Quiz's, Quiz's | Nat King Cole | |
When I Fall, I'm Shoved | When I Fall In Love | Nat King Cole | |
Flute Very Shrill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
I'm Wokkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
Yentas Bray | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Yetis Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Bottom Cheeks | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole, others | |
La Folie Mordante | Les Feuilles Mortes | Yves Montand | |
He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen | Dear Mr. Fantasy | Traffic | |
Heifer-Sated Moo | Medicated Goo | Traffic | |
Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free | Shanghai Noodle Factory | Traffic | |
John's Gnarly Corns: Pussed Guy | John Barleycorn Must Die | Traffic | |
La Vie En Prose | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | |
I Am a Svelty Model; I Binge, Purge, and Mangia De | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I'm Very Fond of Montel--Watch After 'Hospital, Ge | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I Press Vestments in Mothballs; Pests on Cloth Cra | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
My Hairy, Scary Mongrel Mocks Me, Makes My Monthly | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I'm Vexed Ma Bell Has Gone the Way of Hominids Nea | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Lance, Lance, Lance | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
Vittles: Puce Soup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
Femur | Fever | Peggy Lee | |
Hell's Alright | Well Alright | Buddy Holly | |
Tires | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | |
I'm a Lurker | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
Secret, Nameless Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
Piglet's Smooth Hide | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
Frist, B. | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
Goin' for the Gin | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | |
The Beerness of Brew | The Nearness of You | Ella Fitzgerald | |
I'm Starved for Plum Wine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | |
All Day and All of the Night | All Day and All of the Night | Kinks | |
Bad Food Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Drawn | Dawn | Four Seasons | |
Dude, I Lost My Pants! | Do You Wanna Dance? | Beach Boys | |
Cable Guys | Edelweiss | Sound of Music sountrack | |
Ate My Pie | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
Henery the K. | Enery the 8th | Herman's Hermits | |
The Porcine Part Shines | Good Morning, Starshine | Hair Soundtrack | |
Jitneys, Trams, and Feet | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Spanky, Cranky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James | |
Pelf | Help! | Beatles | |
Etudes | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
99 (Intro) | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
I'm Having Such Fun | I Live for the Sun | Sunrays | |
My Socks Were on the Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | |
Have They Got The Hammer? | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | |
In Her Garter's a Heater | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterly | |
In the Harbor, the Niña | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
I Am Garbed As Nikita | Ina Gadda da Vita | Iron Butterfly | |
Inclement Weather Sent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Lettuce Feast | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Lightweight Miers | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
Mange | Mame | Mame soundtrack | |
Me Fell | Michelle | Beatles | |
Groom Quivers | Moon River | Henry Mancini | |
Morphed | More | 'Mondo Cane' theme | |
Snore | More | Theme from 'Mondo Cane' | |
Mr. Brown Screwed Up, In Flowed the Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
The Craziest Thing | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Edward D. Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
Poke Sally's Fanny | Poke Salad Annie | Elvis Presley | |
Flockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Noses Are Bled When Punched | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | |
Reacharound Stu | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | |
Scarf Burro Fare/Vegetal | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Sherry | Sherry | Four Seasons | |
Poke Them in the Eyes | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Platters | |
The Pound of Music | Sound of Music soundtrack | Julie Andrews | |
Boned Sole and Chips | Stoned Soul Picnic | Laura Nyro | |
Stogies' End | Stony End | Laura Nyro | |
Shirley Shumer? | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Shooters, Shooters | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Bummer Wind | Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
Sumpy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
It's Time to Say 'Hush' | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Tuck Me | Touch Me | The Doors | |
Blocked Despite Bran | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
We'll Eat Again | We'll Meet Again | Dr. Strangelove soundtrack | |
Your Gut Offends | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
Babbling Cistern | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
Cinnamon Swirls | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Pie Thrown at Zombie | Eye of the Zombie | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
I'm Gonna Steal Your Lumber | I Wanna Be Your Lover | Prince | |
Dune Ants | Moon Dance | Van Morrison | |
Bummer Breeze | Summer Breeze | Seals and Croft | |
B. Boxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
The Weevils and the Damage Done | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
99 Wretched Tunes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | |
Doggone! Dogs Live in a Flea World | Keep on Rockin' in the Free World | Neil Young | |
I Write Vaporware | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
Ankles Seen 'Cause Skirts Gone High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
Mooed Tunes | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra, others | |
Loathsome Faux Holies | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | |
Bungalow Gauls | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | |
Butt's On Show, Pal! | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | |
There's No Sight of the Slippery Loon | By the Light of the Silvery Moon | Traditional | |
Georgie's Got No Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
Gimme That Goldmine 'Religion' | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
Dogs Mess Territory | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
Orlando's a Lightweight | Hernando's Hideaway | Ella Fitzgerald | |
I Spy a Dune | How High the Moon | Ella Fitzgerald | |
He Has a Very Mottled Face, and It Is Not Congenit | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I'll Be Cloned For Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I'm Scheming Amiright Lyrics | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Everybody | |
The Game's Up for the Man Who Made 'Clear' | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Ginko Belle | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
D-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Loves Harriet | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Mow the Leaves, Sir | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Groom Rover, He Has Fleas | Moon Over Miami | Eddy Duchin | |
Moon Show | Moonglow | Ethyl Waters | |
Tune Fright Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | |
Ninety-Nine Parodies from My Head Crawl | Ninetty-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | |
Oh, What A Ripper! It Peels The Wood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
Papal Moon | Paper Moon | Nat King Cole | |
Mine Gold | Rheingold Beer Jingle | Rheingold Beer Jingle | |
Noshin' Down the Lox | Rock Around the Clock | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
Hake, Haddock, and Sole | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
Slice Up Harvest Food | Shine On, Harvest Moon | Traditional | |
One Decanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific soundtrack | |
Take Me Out of the Ballgame | Take Me Out to the Ballgame | Traditional | |
Ten Silly Sets o' Ten | Ten Little Indians | Traditional | |
That's a ¿Por Qué? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
I'm Barely Clothed In This Fountain | The Bear Went Over the Mountain | Traditional | |
That JD Is a Scamp | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
Mumblin' Grumble Screeds | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Traditional | |
Wokkin' My Baby Back Home | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
I Wish I Hadn't Got Whiplash | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
If You're Wiccan, You'll Go Far | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | |
Chunderful | Wonderful | Johnny Mathis | |
Harriet | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
Wooden Teeth Would Bite | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | |
To Jazz That's Very Modal and Not Major I'm Prefer | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Harriet's Weight/The Horror: Her on First Monday! | Carry That Weight/You Never Give Me Your Money | Beatles | |
His Dazed State Is Rife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
Scooter, Scooter | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
The Devil Pulls Strings of Georgie | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
Who Let Lurker Out? | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
This Is the Very Motel in Which Norman Bates Erred | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Alito | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
Parody | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Seekin' Sa[r]tori | Surfin' Safari | Beach Boys | |
Ain't No Plum Wine | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
Governor's Con Bites the Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
A Wiped Sport Coat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | |
Clamp Your Rhin | Clementine | Traditional | |
Bellow, Dairy Moo | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
Vacía Las Vacas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
Condeleezza | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Gal Vest On | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
Sapphic Lust | Magic Bus | The Who | |
Carol IX, Go! | Caroline, No | Beach Boys | |
I'm Archie Bell from Hou-ston | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Melt Au | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Got a Gellin' 'Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Like Putty Felt Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Michelle, Ma Belle. . .Love You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Pup Is Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pilsner Urquell's My Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Your Weltanschauung's Skewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He's Such a Mellow Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Pelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Run Pell-Mell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Put a Bell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Fell a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Fell a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm on the Veldt with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She Is Svelter Than You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Book of Kells Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Hooked a Smelt for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Must Expel This Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Nosh on Deli Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put Out Delft for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Belch Up Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Got Quenelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Patty Melt's Got Blue. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Snow's Got a Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Got Some Swell Au Jus | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Belt a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Kvell at You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Tell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Into the Well Fell You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Let's Put an Ell Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She'll Put a Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Bell Will Knell for 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Tried to Squelch That Jew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They're in the Dell, Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Aimed William Tell So True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Five Poor Cards Dealt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Proffer Gelt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put My Pelf from View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Saw 'Querelle; It Blew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Put in Cell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Gotta Spell Anjou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Foot's Propellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She'll Sell Seashells to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The 'Put a Spell' Hell's Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Putter. . .Tellin' You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Putz Was Sellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Steady There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
Gin-Tinged Yell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Drunk, Santa's Soused, Crocked | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
Pup Isn't Housebroke | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditiional | |
Goddess, Omnipresent Dressing | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
She's Growing a Custom-Made Face | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | Various (from 'My Fair Lady') | |
Ragas Surround the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Raucous Get-Down Christmas Party | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Robbin' the Salvation Army | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
I Seek Hoagie Crispness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
Gin-Distill Cops | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Guy's Demeanin' a Right Christmas | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Various | |
Pop Orators | Operator | Jim Croce | |
Declaiming's What You'll Likely Hear | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Rude Golf Ill-Bred Schmoes Play Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Various | |
My Dipstick Ain't Slick and Glist'nin' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Various | |
Zero | Zorro | Zorro TV series theme | |
I Can Get Very Maudlin Also Mawkish, Takin' Demero | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Id to Freud | Ode to Joy | Schiller/Beethoven | |
She's Bovine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | |
It Ain't Meat, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | |
Deadly Fare | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
Gorgonzola | My Sharona | The Knack | |
Afflicted Tubes, Spuds | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
Case Syrah, Shiraz | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | |
Noshin' a Whole Ham | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | |
I Can't Expel This Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Been Workin' on This Jail Road | I've Been Working on the Railroad | Traditional | |
Dung or Fart? | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
All Shoot Pucks | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
Clone Me, I'm Lonely | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
Rink of Ice | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
I Act Very Cro Magnon, I Claim; Mate Avers: 'Neand | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I've Got to Launder Dry Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
'Cause They Want to Wash Your Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
Scummy Jack Graft | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | |
Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
I Shod the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | |
He Has Been Very Mangled; the Man's in a Major Hos | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
I'm Drinkin' a Rhône Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | |
I'm Hessian and I'm Paid, I Am, | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
Hearings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
Whores in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
I Did a Jello Shoot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Whiplash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
Di Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
I 'Shopped' for Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
I Mocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
I Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
Gypsum, Sand, and Leaves | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Muffin Snags While Draggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Baby--Yum!--Back [Ribs] | Baby, Come Back | Player | |
Basting in Oven, Game | Baby, I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | |
They've Not on Google Pulled | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
She's Gonna Melt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fish Splash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
Hunchy | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | |
Spittle Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
Vince van Gogh Spilled the Paint from a Jar | Video Killed the Radio Star | Buggles | |
Sea Cow | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
Shoo, Dugong, You're Free! | You Belong to Me | Duprees | |
StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndStenosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEatSal'sProposin' | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah, Speech-a | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
StuartLacksAFracturedStypticNeckBleedsAndAin'tClos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | |
SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Psycho Coulter | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
Jailhouse Trogs | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
There is a Director Who Remade 'The Fly' | There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | |
Calling O'Brielly | Baba O'Riley | The Who | |
You Have Such Thin Skin, Billy Boy | Oh, Where Have You Been, Billy Boy? | Traditional | |
Ski School | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
Teats, Wobbling Cones | Sweet Molly Malone | Traditional | |
Mohammed | Mr. Ed theme | Mr. Ed TV show | |
I Started To Poke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Wiped His Shirted Tail | Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
Do French Me In | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
Brain-Dead Putz, Retarded Stooge | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
Halfwit Dicks Shouldn't Have Guns | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
Liens on Me | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | |
Stuck with This Midlevel Crew | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | |
Those Romantic Souls Get Me Wet | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
Shotgun | Shotgun | Junior Walker and the All Stars | |
I Put a Shell in You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Johnny's Playful | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Cheney Carrying a Gun | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | |
My Fallow Fields Yield | I Fall to Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
Take a Wok and Cook Wild Rice | Take a Walk on the Wild Side | Lou Reed | |
White Light-'White Heat' | White Light-White Heat | Velvet Underground | |
Hit Him with a Chest Shot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
Mr. Pope Man | Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | |
Gunnin' Harry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Pope's Dressed to Kill | Don't Mess with Bill | Marvelettes | |
Sir! Nix Bird!!! | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
Can't Find the Way Nome | Can't Find My Way Home | Blind Faith | |
Dude, Watch Your Bike! | Do What You Like | Blind Faith | |
Life of Crime Don't Pay | Had to Cry Today | Blind Faith | |
Present from the Board | Presence of the Lord | Blind Faith | |
Sea of Buoys | Sea of Joy | Blind Faith | |
Smells Alright | Well Alright | Blind Faith | |
Game's Bastin' (Won't Have to Wait Long) | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
¿Cuanta la Cuenta? | Guantanamera | Traditional | |
Little Old Lady, Impassioned Keener | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
Don't Cryo- Me, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita soundtrack | |
La Vie En Doze | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | |
Welcome, Dubai! | Hello Goodbye | Beatles | |
Low Crime to Steal, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita Soundtrack | |
They Put a Skell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stomach Flu | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Come as You 'Arrrr!' | Come as You Are | Nirvana | |
I'm Gonna Welsh on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Seep of Love | Sea of Love | Honeydrippers | |
Tranqs for My Nemeses | Thanks for the Memory | Frank Sinatra | |
Tanks for the Mammaries | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
Clones of You | Close to You | Carpenters | |
I Split a Cell in Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Poof, the Manic Drag Queen | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Your Mama's Your Dad | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins and Messina | |
Brokebackhomo | Oklahoma | Olahoma soundtrack | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Toss the Dice and I Lose | Walk a Mile in My Shoes | Joe South | |
Kenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Vast Wasteland I. From Berle It's a Single Thread | The Waste Land I. The Burial of the Dead | T.S. Eliot | |
Vast Wasteland II. The Game-Show Mess | The Waste Land II. A Game of Chess | T.S. Eliot | |
Vast Wasteland III. The Ire Sermon | The Waste Land III. The Fire Sermon | T.S. Eliot | |
Vast Wasteland IV. Death by Watching | The Waste Land IV. Death by Water | T.S. Eliot | |
Vast Wasteland V. Watcher Dunderhead | The Waste Land V. What the Thunder Said | T.S. Eliot | |
Grow-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | |
Summing Good | Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
One Toe Opened Your Hind | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer & Shipley | |
StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
The Veep's Slow Pawn | The Beat Goes On | Sonny and Cher | |
You Be, John, Tune-Free | You Belong to Me | Duprees | |
Dry Putz McLellan Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Undone Bridge and Falling Crown | London Bridge Is Falling Down | Mother Goose Rhyme | |
Cold McDonalds Food Ain't Warm | Old McDonald Had a Farm | Nursery Rhyme | |
A Souse, So Jack Swilt | The House That Jack Built | Mother Goose Rhyme | |
Yakkin' Iraq | Yakety Yak | Coasters | |
Our Mouse | Our Mouse | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
Forty Days on the Ark | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | |
Fey-Cat Funk | Stray Cut Strut | Stray Cats | |
How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
L-U-RK | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Mauled Fingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
'. . .A Spell on You.' | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
I've Got a Whelp That Poos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It's on Meat Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
It's on Sweet Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
With a Little Nip and Tuck | With a Little Bit o' Luck | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
The Things We Don for Love | The Things We Do for Love | 10 CC | |
Droll Zingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
A Plan for Amiright? | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
Logorrhea | Mama Mia | Abba | |
Burgeons the Sea | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
I Fought the Claw | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
Shanghai Your Men | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Troubled Bridge Over Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
We Sever | Sea Fever | John Masefield | |
Sumpin', Tide's Up | Sunny Side Up | Earl Burnett | |
When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | |
Sellin' Her Kidney | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
I Could Have Pantsed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
Hello Faddah und Muddah | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
My Weight | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Increase Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
This Butte Is Made for Walkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Tills Robbed by You | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
Jesters Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Western Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Lip and Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
Plopped on the Easel | Pop Goes the Weasel | Nursery Rhyme | |
Rummy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
Esters May | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Help Me Curl | Help Me, Girl | Animals | |
Dad's Mowin' Lawn | What's Goin On? | Marvin Gaye | |
Mold My Bite | Hold Me Tight | Beatles | |
Woody Buddy | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | |
Croesus Not Set Alight | Jesus Is Just Alright | Doobie Brothers | |
Gaff Bream | Half Breed | Cher | |
Forty Days | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Ship's Log: The Pequod's Keeling | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | |
Rock-Head Dolt | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
Rip-Tiding Away | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | |
Sea Squallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Four Cases Has High. . . . | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
Cock Your Glock and Shoot | Cock-a-doodle-doo | Mother Goose rhyme | |
Dribbled Show-Peep | Little Bo Peep | Mother Goose rhyme | |
Jill's Black and Blue | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
MILF, I Want You | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
Pills Make You Snooze | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
Twill Is My Suit | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
Orwell | Michelle | Beatles | |
Let It Bleed | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Let It Be | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | |
I've Got a Belle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Tony Snow | Let It Snow | Traditional | |
You're Butane-Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
Massachusetts | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | |
Enron-Con Cons | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | |
Mr. Brown, You've Wrought a Momly Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
The Westminster Cat Show | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | |
Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tomy Petty | |
Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
I'm Miss-Behavin' | Ain't Misbehavin' | Fats Waller | |
Amazon Belle Are You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mother Goose Medley I | Mother Good Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Mother Goose Medley II | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Mother Goose Medley III | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Mother Goose Medley IV | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Mother Goose Medley VI | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Mother Goose Medley V | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Gazelle | Michelle | Beatles | |
I Love Gazelle and Gnu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gonna Sue | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | |
What A Zoo! | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Bo Peepian Ram Knows Sheep | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
La Brama | La Bamba | Los Lobos | |
Montel | Michelle | Beatles | |
Baby, I'm A-Taunt You | Baby, I'm A-Want You | Bread | |
Some Phago-bit Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Beet-Rich, Bog-Cured, and Bean-Hill Dirt | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | |
I'm Gonna Trellis You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gagging Farts | Maggie's Farm | Bob Dylan | |
A Pungent Smell Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
An Unguent Gel Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Wichita Wine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
Grape Man | Apeman | Kinks | |
50 Tbytes' Flicks Robbed (Stealin' Movies) | Fifty Ninth Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Tasty Vittles Thing Called Lunch | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | |
The Right Propeller Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Feel Compelled to Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Gut Looms Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
I Will Embellish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Spittle Whirls | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | |
I Am Repelled by Goos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Allez-Vous? | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
Tumblin' to Tumbrels Feed | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
You'll Rend Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | |
I'm Doing Well, And You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Shared with Gnome, Comfy Home | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
Tainted Host, Corpus Rose | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Irving Berlin | |
Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Only Streeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
I Put Through Felt the Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Putz Named Mel Got Stewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Only Jews | Only You | Platters | |
Impala | Shambala | Three Dog Night | |
Sham Bolla | Shambala | Three Dog Night | |
To Win Appellate, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You'll Haul, Rover, Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
Rocks Off | Rocks Off | Rolling Stones | |
That Put-on Mel Loves Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Missed, Shot Four Ewe | If Not for Ewe | Bob Dylan | |
If Not for Ewe | If Not for You | Bob Dylan | |
I Popped an Elk and Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Drunken Mel Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
I Put Some Whelk in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Get Some Help for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
BP | I'm Free | The Who | |
Hey, Lawrence Welk Was Cool | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Suds Up Selsun Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Pesky Zelig Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Carburet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
You Play a Cello Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Danton's Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | |
I'll Put Some Hell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screaming Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Put in Hell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Schemed a Little Scheme Did We | Dream a Little Dream of Me | Mama Cass | |
I Plug My Dell Into. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Laptop Dell Now Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put My Wealth Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Treat the Dice | Treat Me Nice | Elvis Presley | |
I Pause from 12 to 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Purged the Shellfish Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Top with Relish Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Too Much Munchin': Bigness | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | |
Ta Bouche Est Folle | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
He'd Put Borscht Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm On a Smelter Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Jabber Gothy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
Jagged Moppy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
Don | Dawn | Four Seasons | |
From Just a Cell Each Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Casus Belli* Spewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Pert Glabellar View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
See Two | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She's Got Like-Melon Beauts | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Don't Roll Those Close to Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
She'd Rather Beat Wimp Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
It's Black, the Welt, and Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Spell's No More | Elenore | Turtles | |
Blown Main | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Champagne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Chilblains | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Copay | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Sham Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Toe Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
My Put-on 'Spell's Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Cockaigne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Roe Gain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Stay Stewed | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
Drunken Tipple Freak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | |
Blue Elvis | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | |
Don't Feed Gruel | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
Tongue the Tube | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
My Eats Gorged | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | |
Lunch Meat's Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
Naval 'Wives' | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Pump, Spout; Sperm Are Found (Stick This Whale and | Jump Down, Turn Around (Pick a Bale of Cotton) | Traditional | |
Ooh, Spanish Fly | Blue Spanish Eyes | Al Martino | |
Sunk Where Foundered the Spain Boats | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
Phlebotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
He's Leeching Holmes | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
Apostrophe | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Lobotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Phrenology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Doppelgaenger | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Katherine Harris | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
I'm So Mired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
Mother, My Dear | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
My Gutted Cars on Blocks Seep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
Why Don't We Smoothly Pave This Road? | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
I Guess That's Why They Call It Taboo | I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues | Elton John | |
All This Throng with 'Watchtower' | All Along the Watchtower | Bob Dylan | |
Jeez, Mr. Pope Man | Please, Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | |
Sub Cro>Sapien Dome-Thick Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
Witch in Tapped-Line Scam | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
Denny's Like Law ('Cause He Kept Mum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | |
You've Got a 'Friend' | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
Hank'rin' for Head, Mark Foley | Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dooley | Traditional | |
Loves His Harem | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
I'll Never Try Another Ut* | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
Le Foley | La Folie | Stranglers | |
Pile/'Phile | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
Ghoul | Girl | Beatles | |
It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
Atom Smash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' PIckett | |
The Night Time Is the Bite Time | The Night Time Is the Right Time | Ray Charles/CCR | |
Denny's Gotta Get | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Men o' Paws Come Out When Sun's Down | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
Silver Shells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Bite Me Drier! | Light My Fire | Doors | |
Metonymy | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
Lingo's Latin, Less a Few | Little Latin Lupe Lu | MItch Ryder/Righteous Brothers | |
Pun Away | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
Brains | Chains | Beatles | |
Fifty Way to Cleave Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
I'm a Beekeeper | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
Eleventh's Ape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
A Modest Monk Named Mendel Modeled Theories Geneti | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
The Bends | The End | Door | |
Pay | Stay | Four Seasons | |
The Course Is/Ain't Same | A Horse with No Name | America | |
Tony, Baloney | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | |
Vet It, Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
Ow! A Spurred Splinter of Toothpick Wood | Over The River And Trough The Woods | Traditional | |
Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
Vole Army | Volare | Dean Martin | |
Guano: Mierda | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
Vita* Is Bogus | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
The Dickhead Dick Is Dead | The Wicked Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
I'm Crowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
Baubles, Girls | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
River's Being Stained | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
We're Off to See Physician | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Trystin' Drought | Twist and Shout | Beatles | |
Gloria | Gloria | Shadows of Night | |
K-Fed, Off Brit's Tit You Fed | Ain't That a Kick in the Head? | Dean Martin | |
Soubriquet | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
'If' I Killed | If I Fell | Beatles | |
Bake the Pup Till It's Tender, Friends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
Puttin' On Some Frizz | Puttin' On the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
See Makes Turkish Pout | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
I Have a Mangy Monkey Who Hocks Up Then Makes For | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Defenestration | My Generation | The Who | |
My Conflagration | My Generation | The Who | |
Clothes Change | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Romaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Santa's Claws Are Running Up Gowns | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
Pay | Stay | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
Haughty Froggy Dismiss | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
Hooters Googly Tit Lust | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
Hoppy, Frothy Blitzed Fest | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
Giblet Smell: Rot! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Gin Is Swell, Tops! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Ginkgo, Well Crop! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Kinko's-Belle Cop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Knocked-Up Dyke | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
He's Whipping Up Scary 'Brisket' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Miss 'Trix Is a Scary Mistress | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
These Wiccans Ain't Sharin' Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
This Lot's Effluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
This Lot's Usurial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
This Rock's Alluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
Silver Welds | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Ate All Mice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Edsel Time | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
I'll Be Boned for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
Rigid-Spouse Chub | MMC Theme Song | MIckey Mouse Club | |
Stool Walker | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | |
Soggy Doggy Doo | Foggy Foggy Dew | Traditional | |
I Saw 'Mummy's Kiss' and Shat My Drawers | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | |
Rude Dog Deposed Pet Banes Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
Give Him Some Druggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
'Rhapsody's in My Brain | Rhapsody in the Rain | Lou Christie | |
Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Bo Peep's Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
It's Beginning to Look Like Slot in Brit's Nest | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | |
Too Much Junk at Christmas | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | |
White Nit Mass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Pennsylvania Yokel | Pennsylvania Polka | Andrews Sisters | |
Shocking Kits In Winter With My Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
Drag Queen Divine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James and the Shondells | |
Frilly Sarongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | |
Argyles I Hose-Hoist Up High | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | |
The Vistas Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
Twelve Dates to Dip It | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
Harpo's Hair All Tangled Wig | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
Mr. Saddam | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
I Fashion Schlock | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Sabbatical | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
Give Surge a Chance | Give Peace a Chance | John Lennon | |
I Didn't Tell the Truth | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Henway, a Jape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
I Put Some Kelp in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Cry'ing | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
Incendiary Gent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Pagan Quacks | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
Baleen'd Bays, But Bittern'd | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Hake, Sea Snails, and Pilchard | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | |
I Am a Rack | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
I Haf Come Back | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Fired | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | |
Dup It Again | Do It Again | Beach Boys | |
Dup It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | |
I'm Lupine Each New Night | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Tokens | |
Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Lung Sound | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
The Wan-Dermer | The Wanderer | Dion & the Belmonts | |
Sun-Drowned | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
I'm Flecked with the Red Bumps, Imperiled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Rocket Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Very Gogh'd Ear | A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
'Garden' Party | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | |
Stained Shirt Once Was White | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
For Pumps of My Wife | For Once in My Life | Stevie Wonder | |
Chapeau, Shoes, and Muumuu | Chattanooga Choo-Choo | Glen Miller | |
Escher, Kinda Mazelike | Yessir, That's My Baby | Gus Kahn, Walter Donaldson | |
Monet | Money | Beatles | |
Manglin' Fife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
Palette Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
All He'd Want to Do Is Scream | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | |
Jackson | Jackson | Johnny & June Cash | |
Orca Pods Brine-Dine | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
Orchids On My Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
For Whistler, White Don't Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
Blue Moon | Blue Room | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Michelangelo Implored | MIchael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Hip Lichtenstein | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
Andy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
Waxed-Down Ladies | Camptown Races | Stephen Foster | |
I'm Gonna Bellow Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Picasso | Fernando | ABBA | |
Lookin' At My Braque, Georges | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
El Juan-Durar | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
The Conjurer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
The Conqueror | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
The Wan Duerer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
I've Wrecked a Belmonts Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gauguin Had to Gogh Go | Goin' to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
Goya--Garbanzos, ¡No! | Going to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
It Was a Yellow Huis | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Battin'-Brawn Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
Almost Like Being N. Ludd | Almost Like Being in Love | Nat King Cole | |
Gnomes Are So Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
Age of Egregiousness | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
Harpies' New Nethers | Happy Together | Turtles | |
Geraldo | Fernando | ABBA | |
Burper Churl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | |
Surger Girl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | |
Sturgeon | Surfin' | Beach Boys | |
Cheney's Sacrificial Lamb | Mary Had a Little Lamb | Nursery Rhyme | |
'Need More Cowbell,' says Bruce | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Moos Have Trumped Rover | Move It on Over | Hank Williams | |
Back on the High Wire | Back in the High Ligh | Steve Winwood | |
Valkyries | Valerie | Steve Winwood | |
How Can I Be Pure? | How Can I Be Sure? | Rascals | |
La Vie en Rove | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | |
Dancing Lion | Dandelion | Rolling Stones | |
What Food? Pussycat! | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
Catnip Paradise | Gansta's Paradise | Coolio | |
The Housecat's 'Felis'; Two. . . | I Put a Spel on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dominatrix | Dominque | Singing Nun | |
Ogling Raquel's On View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Jug Wine Gets You Drunk | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | |
Sublime Was Your Lunch | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | |
Bake It, Tack | Take It Back | Cream | |
Tail on Brayed Asinus | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
Churl Wokker | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
We Champ Champignons | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
A World Without Lunch | A World Without Love | Peter and Gordon | |
Gimpy From Luggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
Lipids Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
This Patty Melt Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hell Is Others | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
We've Been Worryin' 'bout Railroads | I've Been Workin' on the Railroad | Traditional | |
Submissive Mice | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
Spit on Me; Slobber Me Too | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
Shmooze Copulator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
Loathsome Town | Lonesome Town | Ricky Nelson | |
Fibbin' and Fobbin' Off Foo | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella Soundtrack | |
White Is Black | Black Is Black | Los Bravos | |
He Put Out, 'Hello, ' Lou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Don't Have a Spelling Clue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Ipso Facto, Prima Facie, Vellum, No-Ad-Hoc, De Jur | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
Bringing in the Sheaves | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | |
Reeling In the Years | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
I Am Quite Crapulent and Pinch a Snort | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
He Is the Scary Model of the Worst Attorney Genera | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Pinned All Wrestlers | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
Goin' Mobile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
I Have Beheld the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Preview of Hell: 'The View' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pimples, Zits | Simple Gifts | Shaker Hymn | |
Polygamy. . .Oodles | Polly Wolly Doodle | Traditional | |
They're Hot Ungulates, Bulls | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
Got a Dingo as Playmate | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
Hooked One; I'm Reeling | Hooked on a Feeling | B.J. Thomas | |
In a Garment de PETA | In-a-Gadda-da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Leave. Detox! | We Can Talk | The Band | |
I Can't Expel This Poo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Love Paris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
Ogled Puss's Pardon | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | |
Ember-Kissed Piles | Twenty-Six Miles | Four Preps | |
Boring Was 'Spider' | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
Aid Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Aim Me | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Ain't Meat | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Someone's Gonna Gimp | Something's Gotta Give | Johnny Mercer | |
I Had a Spell and Swooned | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Spielin' for Three Years | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | |
Ketch Off Ketchikan | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | |
Tlingit a Ride | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
Wild Fish | Wild Thing | Troggs | |
A Smarmy Flunkey | The Smartest Monkeys | XTC | |
When Johnny Was Almost Comatose | When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | |
Monica | Donna | Richie Valens | |
La Verge Dans Rose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
Tape It, Dude, to Fix It | Take It to the Limit | Eagles | |
To Kalispell You Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fulsome Pimpin' Crew | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
If I Fell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
Four's 'If I Fell' Fortune. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fall Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
I Bought the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | |
The Bitch Is Back | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
Isthmus Canal | Instant Karma | John Lennon | |
Harbinger | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | |
Isthmus Karma | Instant Karma | John Lennon | |
I'll Fortune-Tell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hours Do I Scrawl | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | |
That Sub with Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Desiccation Row | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
Every Codfish Must Get Boned | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | |
Papage-no-no | Papa-oom-mow-mow | Beach Boys, Rivingtons | |
MOMA | Lola | Kinks | |
I Married This Guy?!! | American Pie | Don McLean | |
Bingeing on Bubbly Water | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings | The Rain, the Park, and Other Things | Cowsills | |
Lunch Stinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Tipsy, Tanked, Three Sheets | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Dram | Dream | Everly Brothers | |
Change | Chains | Beatles | |
Sanguine Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
Fangs-Sunk Crew | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
I'm Looking At You | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
I'll Be Walking Soon | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
Boris the Spiker | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
Boris the Spiker (version 2) | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
Dame Ripper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
Priests Who Rape Beaus | She's a Rainbow | Rolling Stones | |
Roger Doesn't Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
Toupeed Girl | Stupid Girl | Rolling Stones | |
Wig It | Whip It | Devo | |
Bromides | Rawhide | Frankie Lane | |
Leper Skin: Ill Pox, That | Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat | Bob Dylan | |
Stuck Inside a Mobile with a FEMA Crew as Friends | Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Agai | Bob Dylan | |
Juggled Loves | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | |
The Joker | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | |
Hear Cut--Then Runs | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
Broth and Soba | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | |
Launched a Soaker | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | |
Sulfurous Stink | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | |
Hind Fire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | |
I Think a Smell 'Spell''s Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Waste-Waft Wind | The Wayward Wind | Gogi Grant, Paty Cline | |
Lohan | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
He Was a Shelley Goon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Spill on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She'd Rather Beam With Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
Lohan | Lola | Kinks | |
I'll Serve Moselle to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Limericks | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
Crankin' More Out of Five Lines | Thank the Lord for the Night Time | Neil Diamond | |
Jung at Heart | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
Your Cant's Too Pat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
Don't Shoot, Pushy Cat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
Taw a Puddytat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
Fido's Delving for Fleadom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
El Perro | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
Chancres Are | Chances Are | Johnny Mathis | |
Burst the Teats, Unbound | Turn the Beat Around | Gloria Estefan | |
Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Muffin Vittles Helper | Mother's Little Helper | Rolling Stones | |
Wokkin' a Heavy Boar | Kockin' on Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
How Many Doggies Did Sicko Vick Blow. . . ? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
Each Pooch That Fell, He Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Will Swallow Him | I Will Follow Him | Little Peggy March | |
Aches Make Me Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Ain't Deigned to Speak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Ale Made from Wheat | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Ape's Dazed and Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Eight Dainty Treats | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Eight Dames Are Greek | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Eight Dames a Week | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Eight: Play for Keeps | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Love and Larry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Vaya, Con-Dweeb-Oaf | Vaya Con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
Fellows Larry Woos | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
The Ugly Elf Withdrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Abramoff, Mark F., and Tom | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
Mama Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Cara Mia | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
Margarita | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
A Tree I'll Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Forest Tree Fell, a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Another Pit Bull Has Mauled, Part 2……………… | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | |
Used War | Used Cars | 'Used Cars' Theme Song | |
Unchained Melons Free | Unchained Melody | Righteous Brothers | |
Brassiere | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
Bellow, Belle Bo' | Hello, Hello | Sopwith Camel | |
It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Funds, Funds, Funds | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
Who'll Grab the Reins? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Lacks the Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
My Hands Are Never Hobbled and I Gobble Grub Gobs | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Caught in Creel | Cotton Fields | Traditional/CCR | |
I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
No, I'll Use Snell on You (Part 2) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pithy Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
Che Guevara | La Bamba | Richie Valens | |
Pox Man | Roxanne | Police | |
Rocks Man | Roxanne | Police | |
He's Such a Jealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He's Such a Zealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Last Two o' Mel Sure Blew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We Must Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
D-I-A-L-E-C-T | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
Mary-Anne with the Fakey Hand | Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hands | The Who | |
When She Is Moppin' Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Choked in the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
I'll Give Chanel to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Basket Waste | Basket Case | Green Day | |
Miner, That's Me | Minority | Green Day | |
Gentiles Don't Get Mined | Gentle on My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
Horde Me, Grill Me, Kick Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
Mohel Me, Frill-Free, Brissed Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
As Knife Goes 'Bye!' | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson | |
Hay Fare or Silage? | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White T's | |
I've Gotta Tell My Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Blow Now | Go No | Moody Blues | |
Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
Bats Have a Belfry View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, Whom Did Bela Chew? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They're Out to Relish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Kiss-Necks Throng | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
Mike Waffles on Waterboard | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
Corrida, Corrida | Corrina, Corrina | Big Joe Turner, Bob Dylan | |
Who' Yahoo? | Who Are You? | The Who | |
I Puked Some Spoils on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Chanterelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So You Think Jello's Food? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, Béchamel or Roux? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
This Portobello's Huge! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Entropy | Yesterday | Beatles | |
I Pump Down Belgian Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Put on Brel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Je Me Rappele Mon But | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Please Stop, We're Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Call Her Belle de Jour | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rudy's Pal's a Guy Who's Indicted | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
I Will Rappel That Butte | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Safe Once Held the Loot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We Got a Spill That's Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dental in Dese Pies | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
Center Hole | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
For Whom Tolls Bell? Thee. . .You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Put an Ell Onto. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Pooch Looks Swell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Pooch Looks Swelled on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There's a Barbell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Those A Cappella Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Bounty Lies Over the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
Ms. Rogers Curs | Mr. Rogers Theme | Mr. Rogers | |
Chunder on Boardwalk | Under the Boardwalk | Drifters | |
Awesome Heaves | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | |
He Watched the Belle Then Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Am Repelled by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Ripped the Felt with Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Gonna Elbow You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm on the El with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stillborn Ones | Still the One | Orleans | |
Enema'd Rump | Eminence Front | The Who | |
Snake It Up on Fudgement Day | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
I Got a Swell Tofu. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Belt o' Booze. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Look Out! Old Yeller's Loose!! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Sunday I Knelt in Pew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What'd Scott McClellan Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm Henna-Hued with Paint, I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
Nuns Are Mad and Naggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
I Put an 'L' on 'OO' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put an 'L' on 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Je Mets un 'L' sur 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She Jezebel'd the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You're Seen On Myspace | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
He's Got an Elf for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Gotta House Mop | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
The 'Jingle Bells' Are Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Blew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
Another Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hillary, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
John Edwards, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Kucinich, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Obama, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fred Thompson, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Huckabee, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
John McCain, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mitt Romney, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rudy G., Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Other Fellows. Who. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rue Morgue: There's Dead Folks Slain Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
This Guy Were a Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Tim Hardin | |
Got a Hoe for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I Keep Ho's for Blissness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I See Gnomes at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I See Horned at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
Aitches We Have Spurned in 'igh | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
I Put Ze Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She Pumps Up Swellin' Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Word to Spell Is 'Through' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There's Naught That Mel'd Not Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Perino | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
Donner Fame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
Monkey Swain | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
I Put a Spiel on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Put a Sprawl on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Spate o' Spells Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Does the Teller Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Battin'-Long Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
Elves Needs Santa | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
Dancin' With My Elf | Dancin' With Myself | Billy Idol | |
Bet It All | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
Sot Camelot Lot, Not Blot Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Santa's Shot and Slumped in a Mound | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
Grassley's Cause Is Causin' 'em Frowns | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
I'm Beginning to Cook; There's Lots of Crispness | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
Taco Bell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Saimin Bites | Silent Night | Traditional | |
Gym-Fellow Jocks | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Grizzled Old Nick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | |
Wobblin' While I'm Whizzin' Where It's Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
Mitt's Flip-Floppy | Mickey's Monkey | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
There's a Guy Named Huck | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Komm, Gib Mir Arbeit-Hand | Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand | Beatles | |
Merde: Ze Mot | Mairzy Doats | Merry Macs | |
Don't Eat at the Subway | Don't Sleep in the Subway | Petula Clark | |
Enchilada de Vísc'ras | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue | Baby, I'm a-Want You | Bread | |
Superpalliativeseclipsethisvexedmeallisroses | Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
Boogers, Boogers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
It's Snot for Me to Spray | It's Not for Me to Say | Johnny Mathis | |
Darling Eats Pome--Doom! | Darling, Be Home Soon | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Tine Man | Tin Man | America | |
Cowabunga! | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Cattle Him of the She Cud Lick | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
Bossie's My Moo Foe | Besame Mucho | Various | |
I Hear Some Moos for Lunch | I'm in the Mood for Love | Various | |
Con Man Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle soundtrack | |
Boehner Is 'Boner' | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
There's a Swine Named Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Rage for a Page | Rage in the Cage | J. Geils Band | |
Comfortable with My Cloned Sir | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | |
This Mammon Moment | This Magic Moment | Jay and the Americans | |
They're Not Jokesome at Night | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
Soused on Sidecars | Sounds of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
Pee-Ample Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
Shakin' Pee Free | Take It Easy | Eagles | |
Dangling in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
You've Got Your Truffaut | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
You've Got Your Truffles | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
Hors: Lots of Food | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | |
Sole Stitchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
The Mend | The End | The Doors | |
Automata Song ('Whip It' Stars) | Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | The Doors | |
Crack Whore, Ma'am | Back Door Man | The Doors | |
Brains Brought to Dr. Frankenstein | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
Men Dressed in White | End of the Night | The Doors | |
I Looked At Ewe | I Looked At You | The Doors | |
I Looked at Ewe | I Looked at You | The Doors | |
Lime My Mire | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
Sole Fishin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
Taste a Glass of Rum | Take It As It Comes | The Doors | |
The Grip Will Slip | The Crystal Ship | The Doors | |
The Blend | The End | The Doors | |
Scent of Clean Dentures Beats Lox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
Horse Platitudes | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | |
I Can't Seem to Pace One More Rhyme | I Can't See Your Face in My Mind | The Doors | |
Lunch Meat Two Times | Love Me Two Times | The Doors | |
Moon's Bright, Live | Moonlight Drive | The Doors | |
Dry Ice Will Freeze You | My Eyes Have Seen You | The Doors | |
Peephole's in Range | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
Range Ways | Strange Days | The Doors | |
Bun-Lapping Churl | Unhappy Girl | The Doors | |
Dead, He's Moot, Sick Rover! | When the Music's Over | The Doors | |
Dude, Dogs on the Grill | You're Lost, Little Girl | The Doors | |
Cue It | Cupid | Same Cooke | |
Putrid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | |
Pedagogy Fun Play | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
Awl Away | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Beeping for Some Cell-Phone Twit | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
Turban Has Got Fleas | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
Turbinado, Please | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
Ohms Man | Old Man | Neil Young | |
Sunken Man | Southern Man | Neil Young | |
Heated Nome, Alaska | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
'Der Spiegel' and Germanic Fun | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
Punderful Churl | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke | |
Prepped, Primed, Prone, Proud in Parodies to Ponde | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
Anaphora | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Torquemada | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Monks' Theme | Monkees Theme | Monkees | |
Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
Oooh, Tork, Cute Tork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
Already Gaunt | Already Gone | Eagles | |
. . .Motel, Gals He'll Score Ya | Hotel California | Eagles | |
Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing | Peaceful, Easy Feeling | Eagles | |
Dana | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Tony | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Super Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
Love to Chew Luncheon Meat | Loving You Loving Me | Chris Cagle | |
Lunch-Meat Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
Last Train to Charmsville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | |
Nix-This-Slouch-Putz Theme Song | MMC Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
This Drone Is Creepy | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
Gone Be the Zombie | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
Mitt's Through | Miss You | Rolling Stones | |
Hockey-Talk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | |
Pithy Ocarina | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | |
Maple Leans | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
Shuckin' Mag. Opus | Sugar Magnolia | Grateful Dead | |
Shucker Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
Shuckin' Time 2 | Sugartime | McGuire Sisters | |
Shuckin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
Bouillabaisse | Baby Love | Supremes | |
In Cioppino | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Chowdah Full o' Sand | Cowgirl in the Sand | Neil Young | |
Rocky Ragout | Rocky Raccoon | Beatles | |
Paella | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
'Soft' Parquet | Soft Parade | The Doors | |
Muss Me | Touch Me | The Doors | |
Touché | Touch Me | The Doors | |
Dutch-Grown Polder | Unknown Soldier | The Doors | |
Put a Little Oomph! in Your Farts | Put a Little Love in Your Heart | Jackie DeShannon | |
In a Gal-a da Vinyl | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover | Plastic Fantastic Lover | Jefferson Airplane | |
Stupidchantisfatuousshtiksenselessanditgrossis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
It's Lathed | It's Late | Ricky Nelson | |
What the World Needs Now Is Lunch. . . | What the World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | |
Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
Mother Said | Mama Said | Shirelles | |
He's Still Lock-and-Load Cheney | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | |
Lapped, Lapped | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | |
Vicki and Johnny Slumbered | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Vicki and Johnny | Frankie and Johnny | Traditional | |
Cindy, Spouse, Glum; Squeezed John | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | MIck | |
Knee Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
T. Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
Dude Turns to Gray | Blue Turns to Gray | Rolling Stones | |
Nix-Once-Stout-Putz Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
I Love Chow That's Lunch Meat | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
Strong Belcher Wields Her Skecher | Strawberry Fields Forever | Beatles | |
Change of Jewels | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
Him-She Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun | Girls Just Want to Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | |
Kim-Chee Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
Mad Abstraction | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
Fry Up an Eagle | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | |
You Are My Yum! Swine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | |
When My Dry Spell Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Spitzer's Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
Guy Plaintively Sings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Ball Then Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Hell to Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Gibbons Aren't Monkeys | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
Spitzer Bought Lovin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
Stand By My Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Bye-Bye, Gov'nor | Bye-bye, Blackbird. | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Well-Made Woman | L.A. Woman | The Doors | |
Fleece Frog | Peace Frog | The Doors | |
Ripening, the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
Toad-Mouse Blue | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | |
Hill of Fools | Ship of Fools | The Doors | |
Gates Is Satan's Son | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | |
Sating on the One | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | |
You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
House of Ronald Reagan | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
Exits, He | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Insane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
From LaRochelle, the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
¡Ay! Las Chihuahuas | La Cucaracha | Traditional | |
Marquis de. . . | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Vie for Condi's O's | Vaya con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
Lagniappe | Get Back | Beatles | |
Love Poachin', but There's Fines | Love Potion Number Nine | Searchers | |
Sharp Cheese | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
Carrion: Fav'rite Lunch | Carry On, Wayward Son | Kansas | |
Crust on My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
Tray of Lunch Meat | Say You Love Me | Fleetwood Mac | |
Gal Gave Shiner 'cause I'm Boorish | Carolina in the Morning | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Sometimes It's Jellied Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Breathily Trilled Willie; Teethed Schlong | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | |
Dressed as 'She,' Kills. Will 'He' Keep On? | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | |
Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
Just a Dutiful Norman | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Young Rascals | |
Norman | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
He's Mad As She Can Be | The Addams Family theme | Addams Family | |
'Psycho' Killer | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
Knifing is the Norm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
The Gyne Thing | The Finer Things | Steve Winwood | |
He Wasn't Well, That Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gals'll Score Ya, Screaming | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | |
I'm Into Something Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
The Lecher | The Letter | Box Tops | |
Sitzmark-Molded Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
Take This Lecher, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R B Greaves | |
Burred Log | Bird Dog | Everly Brothers | |
Who's That Othello Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Brother Hate's Babbling Damnation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | |
Son, You Been 'Preacher'-Scammed | Son of a Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | |
Oy! What a Churl! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | |
La Marsala (English Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
La Marsala (French Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
Moonshine Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | |
The Pile's High; They Want Mo'! | The Bible Tells Me So | Traditional | |
'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag | Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag | Country Joe & the Fish | |
Marty/Marnie/Margie/Marie/Michters the Name. . . | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
Sittin' in the Dock on My Tail | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
The Nightly Snore | The Night Before | Beatles | |
Yes Men Say | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Yestergay | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Ghoul in the Vein | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
I'll Try to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dickey Louse Club: Teeth Long | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
Hump Day, Smudge Day | Monday, Monday | Mama and the Papas | |
Into Passports | Mr. Postman | Beatles | |
That's Tripe | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
Babblin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | |
Cavillin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | |
The Grate Appender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
Nitwit Kook Douche | Little Deuce Coup | Beach Boys | |
Lunch Meat, Ooh! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Mr. E. | Misery | Beatles | |
Rhine-Stoned Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
Jive RE: Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
My Left Lapel's Askew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Quip, Pun While Time Away | A Quick One While He's Away | The Who | |
Fisticuffs | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | |
Cant Alarms Ya | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
I'll Overdo it with 'The Road' | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
You Won't Beat Me | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
Coat Stain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Amiright For Me | It's Alright With Me | Cole Porter | |
Pants On! Nada | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
Catch Again That Man? | Catch Us if You Can | The Dave Clark Five | |
Sh*t-Full HMO | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Oprah Eat, Oprah Large | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
Word: Turd | The Word | Beatles | |
Son's Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
I Only Have IOU | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
Common Comma | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
Sib'lant Morphemes | Sister Morphine | Rolling Stones | |
A Melting-Pot Idiom | American Idiot | Green Day | |
Solecisms | Swanee River (Old Folks at Home) | Stephen Foster | |
Hit the Toad, Mack | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
If It Bleeds | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | |
My Generation | My Generation | The Who | |
My Pre-/Suf- Fixation | My Generation | The Who | |
How Long's He Held These Views? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Won't Othello View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Please Do Not Geld the Pooch! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So I Can Wealth-Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We're Saved, the Pelham Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
When Out Pumps Healthy Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You've Got a Feldspar Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Johnny Phraze | Sweeney Todd (Prologue) | Stephen Sondheim | |
Snoozing's My Affliction | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | |
Man with a Poon | Man on the Moon | R.E.M. | |
Rising Is My Horn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
Corn Booze--Great! | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Horns from Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Horns on Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Morn, Too Late | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Mourn Doomed Date | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Shorn, My Pate 2 | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Shorn, My Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
'Bourne' Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Borne Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Corn Breeze | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Corn's Squeezed | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Horned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Shorn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Torn Knee | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Warn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Corn Feed | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Stand By Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Mare Shtuppin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
Lorne Greene | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Gone Astray, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
Movie Kind of Love | Groovy Kind of Love | Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders | |
Gush | Hush | Deep Purple | |
Mustache Sally | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | |
Terns, Terns Again | Turn, Turn Again | Joan Baez | |
Sween' Todd | Dear God | XTC | |
Soak Up the Buns | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | |
Rome on the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
For What That Skel Did Do. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Love Gefilte Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mo' Eau de Vie! | Oh, Lonesome Me | Don Gibson | |
Nixed by Dim Wright Glower | In the Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | |
Come and Play, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
Little Girl | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | |
Wives By Numbers | Wives and Lovers | Jack Jones | |
Young Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
Pay-Back-Wacks Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
Kick Into Hyde | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
'Bohem Rhapso' | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
Bodhisattva: Rapt So, Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Bromidian Rap Fo' Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
What'd Cardinal Spellman Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hello, 'bama: Hell No, Mama! | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
California's Burnin' | California Dreaming | The Mamas & The Papas | |
Drink Sweet Red Tokay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
Bust Rims My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
Gusts of Ill Wind | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
Lust Is a Sin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
Must Precedes Vin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
Dimpled Man | Simple Man | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
I Want to Host Your Hand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
Vittles Vile | Little Child | Beatles | |
Are You Lopin' at Night? | Are You Lonsome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
He Screamed out, 'Stella!' Rude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Sky's Got a Yeller Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Smoke and Low Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
Dread Pollution | Revolution | Beatles | |
Hans Reiser | Cab Driver | Mills Brothers | |
Mean Baker of Buns | Teenager in Love | Dion and the Belmonts | |
The Gorger | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | |
Mule-Dinner Spews | Mule Skinner Blues | Jimmie Rodgers | |
A Tilde | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
Attila | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
Putin on a Blitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Putz and Shmuck Kibitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Looked Into His Soul | Little Bit of Soul | Music Explosion | |
Blighted by the Mites/Binds Me Up too Tight/Guided by the Light/Bligh | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann | |
Boat's Vile Scow | Both Sides Now | Judy Collins | |
Eau de Bilge Below | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
Bigfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
Big Feet Has a Sasquatch | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
You Were in My Mine | You Were on My Mind | We Five | |
Knowing Where You Live | Blowing in the Wind | Bob Dylan | |
Armenia | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
Mama Mia | Armenia | The Who | |
Culinary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
Saltimbanquey Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
Teddy's Snared | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
The Bristol Pump | The Bristol Stomp | Dovells | |
Palin | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Diana | Diana | Paul Anka | |
To Chew Lunch Meat | Do You Love Me? | The Dave Clark Five | |
'L'ivore | Elenore | Turtles | |
Abstinence-Only | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
Que Sera, Sarah? | Que Sera, Sera | Doris Day | |
Numbskull Vetters | Come Together | Beatles | |
Seventeenth Century Pox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
Getting to Know Her | Getting to Know You | King and I soundtrack | |
Kong's Sunk, Doomed | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
Slumber Through Bore Talk | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | |
She's Gotta Gel That 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Chunks Spew Retcher | Come Together | Beatles | |
Drunk-as-Skunk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | |
Barman | Starman | David Bowie | |
Lipstick on the Porker | Lipstick on Your Collar | Connie Francis | |
Bridge Croaker: Congress, Not Ya | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
He Got a Belle Who Shoots | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Gal Can Fell a Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Lame It Was to Cross da Nostra | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
Mine's a Seamy Place | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
He's Mister/Woman | Please, Mister Postman | Marvelettes | |
The Tryst | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
Aft in Midflight | After Midnight | Eric Clapton | |
Hick and a Bride | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
I'd Put In Seltzer, Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My God, Who Dealt One?! Whew!!' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Chanterelle Mushroom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
La Vie en Pose II | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | |
Vittles Barfin' | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | |
Rouge 666 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | |
Dense Knish Is Often Hard | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
It's Sow or Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
It's Vowed: Ore, Never! | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
My Cow's a Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
This Sow Is Clever | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
Love for Sarah | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
LittleCupCakes | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | |
No Can Speak: Omerta | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
I'll Take an L from You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Cheap Rhône Wine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | |
Moose-Bang Sarah | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | |
Unbunned | Undun | Guess Who | |
Dimwit, My Dimwit | Minute by Minute | Doobie Brothers | |
Moe Dents I'm Feeling/Moe's Vent I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
Mordant I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
Morphed That He's Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
Morpheus Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
Rugged Mountain Queen | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
Rump Is Bound in Jeans | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
Runnin' Down the Dean | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
How's That Thing Held Up? Mousse | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hey, Paulson | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | |
Here's Some Bonbel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Houston Can't Shelter You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Don't Say 'Pellow,' Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Play Some Ravel, Won't You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Say to May Bell, 'Adieu' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Someday in Hell They'll Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Cannot Bell What Mews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Witch Clocker | Witch Doctor | David Seville | |
In My Runes | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
Up, I Got the Bends | Up Around the Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Mooser-gal-that's-addled-pit-'sticked-prexy-John-thromboses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Supine-gal-is-fallen-"linguist"-lexic'lly-in-throes-is | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Deep Cover | Dream Lover | Bobby Darin | |
Slay Moose | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
I'll Get a Pound | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
Jest-Fare Writer | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller Band | |
Junk-Food Love | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | |
Take My Wife, the Ribber. . . . | Take Me to the River | Talking Heads | |
I'm Boinking Mandy Brown | The Boys Are Back in Town | Thin Lizzy | |
Vermin in the House | Burnin' Down the House | Talking Heads | |
Losers | Loser | Beck | |
It Isn't Swell, This News | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Let's Get That Tell Exhumed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Look What Befell the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Houses of Falling Chumps | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
A Banker Fell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'll Join the Sell-Off Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She's a Dutiful Moron | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Rascals | |
Await Nepenthe | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
Gams Turn on Zeus | Can't Turn You Loose | Otis Redding | |
Do You Believe in Mani? | Do You Believe in Mani? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Guernica | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
It's the Gesso | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Tom's House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
Rubens, Paint Me | Ruby Baby | Dion and the Belmonts | |
Painter of the 'Night' | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
A Damn Autocracy | The Addams Family | Addams Family theme song | |
The In-Oslo-Spilled 'Scream' | The Impossible Dream | Man of LaManca soundtrack | |
Venus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
Mercury Shoes | Mercury Blues | Steve Miller Band | |
It's Zoroaster | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
Thor's the Dean of Thunder | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary McGregor | |
Dangly Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
The Corp'rate Welfare Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We'll Meet At Sproul At 2:00 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Rubens, Rubens | Reuben, Reuben | Traditional | |
Whistler's Whites-Few Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
Gimme a Lipsticked Pit Bull | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
Sarah | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Dogsh!t Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | |
The Rapture | The Rapper | Jaggerz | |
When Johnny Marched Up to Nome | When Johhny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | |
I'll De-member You | I Remember You | Nat King Cole | |
Sarah's Cuter | Barracuda | Heart | |
Bailing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Hey, Joe | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
Strange Bird Where the Night. . . . | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
A Ghoul You Can't Kill | A View to a Kill | Duran Duran | |
Greenbacks | Green Fields | Brothers Four | |
Greenback Dollar | Greenback Dollar | Kingston Trio | |
North to Arapture | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
Senate Crammed with Dreck | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Puttin' on the Glitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
F()ck Both Parties | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | |
Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
Joe 'Cain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
When's Strong the Smell o' Doo? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Make the Snakes Depart! | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
Snake Pols Are Liars | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
He's Neck-Deep Up Reverend Falwell | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
And Kiss My Swell Muumuu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He's Huntin' Elk and Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I'm in the Swelter Room | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, Caramels Eschew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There Is the Smell o' Doom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Would Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They've Got a Shell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Can a Fella Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What'd Morgan Spurling Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dooby, Dooby, Dooby | To Be Or Not To Be Soliloquy | William Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
A Wurst Cut of the Meat's Best | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
La Merde Salit | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | |
Threads Marred: Waste Shed | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | |
Here's That Rain Delay | Here's That Rainy Day | Frank Sinatra | |
I've Got a Tick in my Shoe | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | |
Henry the Snake | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
Spiritus of Rye | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
Oak Aroma | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
Paid-Off Hack Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
I've F**ked Up the Face | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
Carol Miner--In I'm Boring | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
We Scarf Famishedly | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
Bagel to Chew | Angel in Blue | J. Geils Band | |
I Ambled to Herr Mengele. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Stream's Lazy | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | |
Quite Dry's My Bed | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
'Perro,' Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
It's Bow-Wow Fetcher | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
Iams Fed to My Mongrel. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
The Kittens Song | The Christmas Song | Miscellaneous | |
I'm Bound | I'm Down | Beatles | |
I'm Drowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
I'm Gowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
Blagojevich (Quelle Blague!*) | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
I'm Loki--Screw You! | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
Ton o' Hay | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
Bagman | Taxman | Beatles | |
Love Minks | Love StinksLove Minks He loves fur, Him shoved wi | J. Geils Band | |
Love Kinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Lug Sinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Lunch Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Lush Drinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Lush Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
Lush Pinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
In the Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
Sacramento | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
A Blight Upon Christmas | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
Man of Hoggish Wallow | Man of Constant Sorrow | The Soggy Bottom Boys | |
Big Cock's Randy, Mountin' | Big Rock Candy Mountain | Harry McClintock | |
Taurus Galore Song | Toreador Song | Georges Bizet | |
These Boobs Are Made for Gawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Gat-Whacked Femur | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | |
B-L-A-G-O | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | |
Wasilla | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
Priggy | Piggies | Beatles | |
Twenty-Four Baked in That Pie | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | |
Fishing from the Pier | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | |
SEC | Let It Be | Beatles | |
The End | The End | Doors | |
Fool Ends D'Uh! Reign | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
Eight Years of Hell Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Sic, Rover! | It's Over | Roy Orbison | |
Faux Expectations | No Expectations | Rolling Stones | |
Stroll on the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
Pop Had Daddy, Andy | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Slot's Got Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Traditional | |
Lax Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Roids | Boys | Beatles | |
Shrive My Tart | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Thrive on TARP | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
Roland the Dread Pest Pond-Scum Bummer | Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner | Warren Zevon | |
Timothy [Geithner] | Timothy | Buoys | |
Rod's Side[kick] | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
Porn-Groom Feller | Fortune Teller | Rolling Stones | |
Chastity Belt for You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gelled Swell, Well Held-up 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He Is a Fellow Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Cable Bites | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
The Lard Bane’s A-Gonna Squall | A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | |
Gasbag | Taxman | Beatles | |
Normans | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
Boulevard of Smokin' Fiends | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
Snipped, the Gent; Lug's Deemed Girl--Man’s Cleaved, No Sprit | It's the End of the World as We Know It | REM | |
AIG | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
AIG | Let It Be | Beatles | |
A Rubber’s Not Right for Us | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
AIG | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | |
Dough-Rape Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews | |
Fly Me to the Sun | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Bates | Wait | Beatles | |
Hell's Bells Knell Well for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Smelt a Smelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Linked to This Well’s the Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Selling Is Swell to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Wife Will Yell At You | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He Who Smelt Dealt--It’s True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Someone Don't Tell What's True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Rockefellers Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
This Caravel Is Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We’ll Have Some Swell Guffs, Droog | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Michelle | Michelle | Beatles | |
I Love Michelle Times Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Won't Keep This Pace | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
I’m Bumped and Fell to 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Cheese Fries | Free Ride | Edgar Winter | |
With Pirates Rife, the Sea | A Pirate's Life for Me | Disney Songs | |
Teabag Crew | Tea for Two | No, No, Nanette musical | |
That’s A Moiré | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
That’s-a Mores | That's Amore | Dea | |
Face-Hair Denier | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White T's | |
So Wrong, Fran-Loin-Bite | So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Regurgitator | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
Piggies | Piggies | Beatles | |
Never's Gonna Give Ewes Up | Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley | |
Torture | Torture | Kris Jensen | |
The Time Has Come to Mothball One-Time Prime Motor Firm, General | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
There’s Leavening in the Beer | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Brave Combo | |
Park Over There. Damn, It’ full! | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Medication Throes | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
California Girl | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
My Wack ‘Sages’ | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | |
Fishin’ With Yo’ Mama | Visions of Johanna | Bob Dylan | |
Absinthe, Lucent Treat for Me | Absolutely Sweet Marie | Bob Dylan | |
Plagiarize Time | Pledging My Time | Bob Dylan | |
I Taunt You | I Want You | Bob Dylan | |
California Peabrains | California Dreaming | The Mamas & The Papas | |
Nay-Nay Stays Women, Nothing Fetching; Avert Eyes | Rainy Day Women Numbers 12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | |
Arnie | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Fat Guy’s Lazy and a Slow Man | Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands | Bob Dylan | |
Guy’ll Pick a Girl | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | |
Guy-Controlling Crone | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | |
Awful Mother, the Controlling Crone | On the Cover of the Roling Stone | Dr. Hook | |
Iamb Octet My Model--Nyet!--When I Amb Mocking 'General' | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Dirty Old Man | Dirty Old Man | The Fugs | |
Sow Prong | How Long? | Ace | |
Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
Gurney for the Center Who’s Clotheslined | Journey to the Center of the Mind | Amboy Dukes | |
Snip Me—Ma’am Shall Leave | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Dope Cried Down in Argentina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita soundtrack | |
Pampas Trip for Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Back in the US of A | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
In the Pee-Falls Hours of the Morning | In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning | Frank Sinatra | |
Scrawl Site Song | All Night Long | Lionel Richie | |
To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson | |
She’s Leaving Nome | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson | |
Bye-Bye, Gov. | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
Cara Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
I’m Your Puppet | I'm Your Puppet | Marvin Gaye | |
An Aquarelle I Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Want to Smell Your Shoe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
In This Motel You’re Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Patty Melt I Chew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
To Stay Svelte, Belles May Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Follows L? Well, U | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Orion’s Belt Is Skewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Some Muscatel You’ll Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Want Korbel® or Brew? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
When Johnny Comes, Starch in Bone Again | When Johhny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | |
My Putter’s Held by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She Nuts, Michelle—Loose Screw | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Does a Pell Grant Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Where Do You Dwell, a Zoo?! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got the Smell o’ Zoo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Logomachy | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
Seventh Line Tells to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There is a Stellar Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Whelk Shells Are Hell to Chew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Look What Befell Poor You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Swell Gel's Held Well Your 'Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Maximilien’s Band | McNamara's Band | Traditional | |
Monsignor and Gang | McNamara's Band | Traditional | |
Hay El y Él y Tu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Play Quite Well—and You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Ich Bin Ein Speilman, Du? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Il Met Du Sel, Le Sous- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, What the Hell's He Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There’s Él; There’s El. . .Tú/Tu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Try to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Once Was the Delta Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Dardanelles Ain’t Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Delta Smelt Is Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Ate a Ham, Fartin', then Pong | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
L-U-N-CH | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | |
I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover | I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover | Mort Dixon | |
I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover | I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover | Mort Dixon | |
Mean Angel | Teen Angel | Mark Dinning | |
I Am a Frog | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Snarling Companion | Darling Companion | Lovin' Spoonful | |
I Am a Dog | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Mad Artist’s Mark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
See This? Fill with P!ss fer Me! | She Is Still a Mystery | Lovin' Spoonful | |
I Am Barack | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Sal and Buñuel Were Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
B. Boxer (2) | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | |
There Was a Yellin’ Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dubious Con Known as ‘The Secret’ | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
Ontology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Forge No Pun | For No One | Beatles | |
Forgin' a Pun | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
In the Garbage, a Feast o’. . . . | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Drop a Doo | Waterloo | Stonewall Jackson | |
Can We Fill Depends? | Can We Stil Be Friends? | Todd Rundgren | |
Owner of a Ghostly Fart | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
Smoke Up a Ton | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | |
The Wurst Cut, Fissure, Deepness | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
Gorgons | Georgia | Ray Charles | |
Dope Boggles Me | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Tautology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
Hasty Baking Venture | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | |
A Man Can Have a Suit Too Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
Cuando Camino | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
Doggone Unmerry | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
This Fellow Roped in Sex Truss | The Yellow Rose of Texas | Traditional | |
Crazies | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
An End in French World | The End of the World | Skeeter Davis | |
The Bitch Is Wack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
He Got Rubble | Ya Got Trouble | Music Man soundtrack | |
Escape (The Piña Colonic Pong) | Escape (The Piña Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | |
A Dong on Scary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
Scary Ann | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
He’s a Pest! | Be Our Guest | Disney's Beauty and the Beast | |
A La Mode Phrygian | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Indoctrination | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Avatarage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Love and Mare-age | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Libya: The Mad Loon’s Crazy | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
Demitasse Joe | Desperado | Eagles | |
Mad-Loon Risin’ | Bad Moon Risin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Carolina Gives Us Swine | Carolina in My Mind | James Taylor | |
You’re So Drained | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
You’re So Plain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
Tacks Man (2) | Taxman | Beatles | |
Tacks Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Tax[idermy] Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Tracks Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Tracks Ma’am | Taxman | Beatles | |
Vacian Las Vacas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
Wax Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Pealing In the Ears | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | |
I Only Want My Beam In You | I Only Want to Be with You | Dusty Springfield | |
I Only Want to Beam Up You | I Only Want to Be with You | Dusty Springfield | |
Dancing with the Stars | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Hank’s Kid. . .Swindling Art | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Rancid Tub of Lard | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Tango Dancer Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Quasimodo | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Glenn Beck | Get Back | Beatles | |
Glenn, He Is Upset | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Glenn | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
Loose Nut Is Glenn | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
I Am Botoxed | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Ghost Writer’s Paid to Lie | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
Walk Like a Can- | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
Donor | Donna | Richie Valens | |
Gums Flare—Ogre Then Drains O | Somwhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
The Eve Is Hallow, Spooks | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Feedings | Feellings | Morris Albert | |
Love That Carrion | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Luscious Mayo | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Monster Mag | Monster Mash | Bobby Boris Pickett | |
Should I Taste Her Bloody Throat? | Should I Stay Or Should I Go? | The Clash | |
Drac's Kiss | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
Caligari | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Casanova | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Siphon Swiller | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
I’m Henry the J., I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
I’m Into Sucking Blood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
Mr. Browning’s Saga: Sanguine Slaughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
There’s a Bright Red Gush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
You’ve Become Hyde, Who Loves to Play | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Am a Lon | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
He Doesn’t Relish “. . .You” | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Bad Moon Risin’ | Bad Moon Risin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
I Love a Zombie | Eye of the Zombie | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Brazen Pup Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
I've Killed Hades Hounds, and I'm Cooking Four | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | |
Get Drac | Get Back | Beatles | |
Hey, Joe | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
Ageless, Nefarious | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
Hairy Man | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
Loco Potion | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
Shear Plumage | Dear Prudence | Beatles | |
Takin' Care of Brisness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
I Love Chow That's Turkey | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
Leavening in Your Pie?! | Heaven Is in Your Mind | Traffic | |
Palin-Wack Blighter | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
My Fate's Viscous Fling | My Favorite Things | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Rancid Wind | Catch the Wind | Donovan | |
Oh What a Rib Roast—Damn, Food Is Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
Oh What a Ribber—This Tune Is Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
Oh What a River of Booze—So Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
Pie of the Tiger | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | |
I’m Beginning to Plotz a Lot for Christmas | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Isle Bee Hom'phone Kibitz | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
He Was Most One-of-a-Kind, As In ‘Ear’ | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
She Whips, Sue, My Merry Mistress | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Pilchard Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Stilton Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
The Most Wonderful Rhymes Are Right Here | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
Riled Missus | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Fictitious Mayan | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
Maple Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Iambs Are Vile | I Am A Child | Neil Young | |
I’m a Czar | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Groundhog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
Oscar Meyer ‘Jungle’ | Oscar Mayer Jingle | Advertisement | |
Rhin Brown | I'm Down | Beatles | |
Baudelairian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Can Buy the Gov. | Can't Buy Me Love | Beatles | |
Sen'torfold | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
Fleas Came | Freeze Frame | J. Geils Band | |
Inane, Inane Again | Insane, Insane Again | J. Geils Band | |
Dam, Dam, Dam | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
Let’s Dam! | Let's Dance | Chris Montez | |
Make a Grand Dam for Me | Save the Last Dance for Me | The Drifters | |
Mighty Dammers | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
Mighty Dammers | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
You Should Be Dammin’ | You Should be Dancin' | Bee Gees | |
Damming in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
I Could Have Dammed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | 'My Fair Lady' soundtrack | |
Stools on the Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
It's iPad | Still I'm Sad | The Yardbirds | |
Huge Dough Mess from Downtown Tim | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | |
Beer Is Leavened | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Steers Don’t Have One | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Peerage Peasant | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Peerless Pheasant | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Rears Up Seven | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Queer Is Frenchin’ | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
Jimmy Wack | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Stand By Your Hand | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Dam, Dam | Dance Dance | Fall Out Boy | |
Must Dam | Just Dance | Lady GaGa | |
Out, Dammed Spot! | Macbeth, Act V, Scene 1 | William Shakespeare | |
Maple Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Rank Stuff’s Sooty | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
Spurning Japanese | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
I’m Overwhelmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Underwhelmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Nastiest, Anthem | Star Spangled Banner | Many Bad Singers | |
Atlas | At Last | Etta James | |
I Got a Line for Food | I Got a Line on You | Spirit | |
Antichrist, Superstar | Jesus Christ, Superstar | Jesus Christ, Superstar soundtrack | |
Charlie Rangel | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Hit Me With Your Best Shots | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
This Tub Is Helmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
[Bank of] America of Bull Is Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
Chatroulette | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
Maple Sliced | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
I’m a Big Beaver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
Can't Help Felling a Lovely Yew | Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | |
Damming Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
The Bark-Mangled Dammers | Star Spangled Banner | Traditional | |
Massa Is a Pole-Troll Hound | Massa's In de Cold, Cold Ground | Stephen Foster | |
Hit Me With Your Wet Snot! | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat | |
Already Pawned | Already Gone | Eagles | |
Already Spawned | Already Gone | Eagles | |
Emoticons | Already Gone | Eagles | |
Pink Mouses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | |
A Put-Down. . .Yelp! You're Screwed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Got Some Elms to Hew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It’s Very Well He Chews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They’ll Take Your Pelt and Do. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stand By Your Klan | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Blasting Thug Scourge | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
Polari | Volare | Dean Martin | |
That’s Omertà | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Gold-Lined Frock and Stole | Old Time Rock and Roll | Bob Seger | |
Now Tiger's Tellin' Bhu' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hutaree | Volare | Dean Martin | |
That’s Hutaree | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Gimme That Old-Time Militia | Give Me That Old Time Religion | Traditional | |
I’m In the Mood for Gloves | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m In the Mood for Puns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Drugs | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Guns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Huns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Lunch | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Sun | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m in the Mood for Thugs | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
Pope’s Man So 'Knows Kiddies | Don't Stand So Close to Me | Police | |
Tries? Nope! | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
I’m Lechery 'Carnate, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
Bra Fill | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
Mines Blow | Heigh-Ho | Disney Songs | |
Our Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
You’re a Big Boy Now | You're a Big Boy Now | Lovin' Spoonful | |
For Tinkerbelle He Moons | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Bad, Bad Leech-Boys Town | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | |
Grok the Monkeys | Shock the Monkey | Peter Gabriel | |
Sludgeyammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
Where the Joints Smart | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
Mangia, Sweetness | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Gimme Some Luncheon | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
Vegans | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
Mangia Mi, Yeah! | Mama Mia | Abba | |
Uh, Where's the 'carb? Of Food I'm Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
Fat Fast | At Last | Etta James | |
Roast Guys, a Dish to Try | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
Fall Guys | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
You Prelates Think Vice | You Better Think Twice | Poco | |
Popin' Brings the Boys Doom | Smokin' in the Boys Room | Brownsville Station | |
A Mess, the Spill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
Sludged Blue Sea | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
Under the Sea | Beyond the Sean | Bobby Darin | |
Genes | Jean | Oliver! (Musical) | |
Windbag Sean | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
Go Away, Clink-Till Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
Peering | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
Steeleings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
Psycho Killers | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
Snakes Griftin’ on the Street | Takin' It to the Street | The Doobie Brothers | |
Freaks in the Dark in Texas | Deep in the Hart of Texax | Traditional | |
Dodd Wrecked America | God Bless America | Traditional | |
Unwell Michele’s Cuckoo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Trill Is Gone | The Thrill Is Gone | B.B. King | |
No Level Room | Old Devil Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
The Bummer Wind | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
What Did the Celtics Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Witch Crap | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
Witch Graft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
I Only Want to Beat Limp You | I Only Want to Be With You | Dusty Springfield | |
Cavs In Big Defeat | Dancing In the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Slicked Buoy | This Boy | Beatles | |
The Busted Well Spews Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Junk—Don’t Fry Up! | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
Isn’t She Lovely | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
Bet It, Lee! | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Gimme Some Lovin’ | Isn't She Lovely | Stevie Wonder | |
Cheers if 7 | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
I Steal Swine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
Talk Lite from Rand | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
Staffer-Banger Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
What’s the Difference Between Snakes. . . ? | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
Where Have All the Rentboys Gone? | Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? | Paula Cole | |
Why Are All the Chowboys Gaunt? | Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? | Paula Cole | |
Fools and the Spill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
Johnny Ensign | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Fakin’ It on C Street | Takin' It to the Street | The Doobie Brothers | |
We Are Family | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
California Demons | California Dreamin' | Mamas and the Papas | |
Calif. Clowns | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | |
Arnold's Gone | Farmer John | Searchers | |
Wrecked HP | Let It Be | Beatles | |
There’s a Slimy Gush | There's Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Where Stands Poizner? | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
. . .Go-Well California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
Live In a Theocracy | Livin' in the USA | Steve Miller Band | |
Meg | Peg | Steely Dan | |
We’re the Third World | We Are the World | Michael Jackson et al. | |
Avis Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Mr. Brown, You’re Off’rin’ That We Oughta? | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
Bad Batch o’ Mushrooms | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
Votame | Volare | Dean Martin | |
Negra | Migra | Santana | |
Without Him | Without You | Harry Nilsson | |
A Mer to Fill, It’s Beautiful! | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
I Gotta Shelve the Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Sopped, Sopped, Sopped | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
Growing Sup That’s Comfy | Goin' Up the Country | Canned Heat | |
Fix Me Some Lunch Meat | Isn't She Lovely | Stevie Wonder | |
Goat Curry—Me Happy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | |
Thank Leaven For Vittles Surge | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
Where Have All the Flounders Gone? | Where Have All the Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | |
Gnash Till Flat | Nashville Cats | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Tony Baloney | Boney Moronie | Larry Williams | |
Imp Magic | Imagine | John Lennon | |
Troll Me, Mill Me, Snip Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
I’m Going to Delve Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Crop is Ruined, Cursed | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
A Crop of Useless Verse | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
A Cross-Dress, Dude in Skirts | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
The Topic’s Runic Verse | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
Fun-Fun-Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
Mohleskinner Hews | Mule Skinner Blues | Jimmie Rodgers | |
Steele Crazy After All These Years | Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simo | |
Don’t Fence Me In (The Pit Bull’s Lament) | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
Once Again Mel Makes News | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Toxic Flow | Tampico | Stan Kenton | |
Urge for Groping | Urge for Going | Joni Mitchell | |
This Is a Scary Motel Where Mad Mom’s Made with Male Genitals | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Kenny G | Refugee | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
Lechery | Refugee | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
Don’t ‘Dude’ Me Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
Nosh Haggis, Vile Farts Abound | Stop Dragging My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks/Tom Petty | |
Dogs Bred to Kill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
Slime King Who’s Named Hayward | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
Town Without Pit Bulls | Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | |
Pit Bull Is Chomping a Girl | Sitting On Top of the World | Traditional | |
Go For Tuna | O Fortuna | Carmina Burana | |
Stooped Position | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
Sue’s Perdition | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
Hurl Launcher | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
Vile Vittles Chef Cooks | My Little Red Book | Manfred Mann/Love | |
The Worst Sup Is the Cheapest | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
On Béchamel and Roux | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Could Have Dammed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
The Gore-Thirst Sang | The First Lord's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Whore o’ Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | |
Lamb ’ho’! | Land Ho! | Doors | |
Koko, No! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
Dana 2 | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
An Old Peculier Man | A Most Peculiar Man | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Down With Science! | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Spanish Hablan | Spanish Harlem | Ben E King | |
Zamboni | Stand By Me | Ben E King | |
When the Muse Is Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
Art Is Anything You Do | I'd Do Anything for You | 'Oliver' soundtrack | |
Papal Hat Miters | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
Mold's Not Nice | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | |
Hot Muffins | Hot-Blooded | Foreigner | |
Lot's Rubbish | Hot-Blooded | Foreigner | |
Stan’s Bi, Wifman | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Scalia | Maria | West Side Story Cast | |
Arizona | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
Color | Colours | Donovan | |
Sharron Angle | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Land of 500* Dunces | Land of 1000 Dances | Wilson Pickett | |
I Have A Dream | I Have a Dream | Martin Luther King | |
Putz the Makkes Daven | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Lippin’ a Job Sans a Chew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
Pork-Food Alaska | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
Jan B. | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
Creepy Mr. Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
She Didn’t Yell or Mew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Liberal Pee-Pee Flow | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
Vittles GMO | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
Beat It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
Ally Handjo’ | Alejandro | Lady Gaga | |
Filling the Soft Teeth | Killing Me Softly | Roberta Flack | |
The Pie | The Spy | Doors | |
My Hero | My Hero | Foo Fighters | |
Shelled Out | Sell Out | Reel Big Fish | |
Love the Five-Line Limerick | Love Me, I'm a Liberal | Phil Ochs | |
Raga Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
The Imp Pressin’ on My Chest | The Impression That I Get | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones | |
I’m In an Elm With You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Grifty Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | |
Christine’s Handle | Sixteen Candles | Crests | |
Witchcraft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
Zombies | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
Mornings in Coffin | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
Ingesting Gentlemen | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Ghoul on a Kill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
Gore | More | Theme from 'Mondo Cane' | |
A Witch in Black | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
She’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
. . .Bite, Vampires | Light My Fire | Doors | |
Bibulous Gobblin’ Crew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | 'Cinderella' soundtrack | |
Chanson d’Amer | Chanson d'Amour | Manhattan Transfer | |
Icky-Witchy Creepy-Dreamy Hallow Ghostly-Plot Big-Screamy | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
Baby’s in Black | Baby's in Black | Beatles | |
Bit Me, Clamped and Cleaved | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Oh Were, Oh Were Has Sly Big Guy Lon Gone? | Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone? | Traditional | |
Blame It on the Bogus Nostrums | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gormé | |
I’m Wiccan | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
Fool’s Brain | Mule Train | Frankie Laine | |
Girl Nosher | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
Ghoul | Girl | Beatles | |
Here Comes Sommelier Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Something Putrid | Something Stupid | Nancy, Frank Sinatra | |
Vamping in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Rippy-Sippy Slake | Hippy Hippy Shake | Swingin' Blue Jeans | |
Guy to Fear’s Rupert | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
Throat Vein | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
A Harridan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
Tex Ripped Apart by San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
Malpaso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Carly’s Gone—Been Sent Away | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
Bye, Sharon A | My Sharona | Knack | |
Meg 2 | Peg | Steely Dan | |
Wing’ Wrong, the Witch Has Fled | Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Byronic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
High C’lonic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
Ironing | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
Valerie | Volarie | Dean Martin | |
I Love Parrots | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
Fat Goose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | |
Dick' Decisions | Split Decision | Steve Winwood | |
Desk Farrago | Desperado | Eagles | |
Cross Ogre 'neath Bridge | Cross Over the Bridge | Patti Page | |
It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood | In a Cottage by a Wood | Traditional | |
Bad Swiss | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
Suit's Position | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
I Put in Cellar, Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Frayed Train | Freight Train | Various | |
Guy Is in Drag | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
Loathsome BankAmerica | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
Pink Blouses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | |
Go Get a Lawyer! | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
Strokin' the Monster | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
Feelin' Up the Jet Plane. . . | Leaving on a Jet Plane | John Denver | |
Why, TSA? | YMCA | Village People | |
Taking Care of Friskness | Taking Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
Oprah’s Grub Is Scones, Cream, Tarts | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
Ben | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kiss-Ass | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
Yawn and Pawn | On and On | Stephen Bishop | |
Dredge for Paul | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
Blew Ick!ness | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
Hey, Baby, You're Slayin' With Pong | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
Hey, Baby, You’re Slayin’ at Pong | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
Super’s Vicious | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
My Haunt Is Oaksterdam | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
'Arrrrrrr!' the Feral Brigands Sing | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
The Cur's Feral | The First Noël | Traditional | |
Glockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
I Glommed Three Nips | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Croby | |
Sylvan Belles | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Johnny Boehner | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
O Tankin' Dow | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
Sy Lent Mike | Silent Night | Traditional | |
Felicia Is Glad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
Police Nabbed Me, Dad! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
I Whisk Soufflé, But It’s Listless | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Halve Yourself ’f Not Wary in a Rip Fest | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
The Work Was Swell They'd Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Shtik Is ‘Spell’s | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
The Mitt Fest Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
Dealt One Squall | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
Cod Fress, Ye Ferry Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
Haul-Me Maul-Me Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
He Was the Very Model of Incompetence in General | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilber and Sullivan | |
Schooner, Gorge Taters | Sooner or Later | Grass Roots | |
I Wok Canines | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
I’m Hardy Like Job | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Fleece, Gain | Peace Train | Cat Stevens | |
That Tears Guy Cries | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | |
Crying on C-SPAN | Crying in the Rain | The Everly Brothers | |
Crying | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
Tears from Cry Fellow | Tears on My Pillow | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
The Crying Game | The Crying Game | Boy George | |
Bang, Bang | Bang, Bang | Cher | |
Blew Hawaii | Blue Hawaii | Elvis Presley | |
Honolulu Chew-Chew | Honolulu Lulu | Jan & Dean | |
My Stalwart Grass Shafts | My Little Grass Shack | Bill Cogswell | |
Yukon’s Lei-ly Lady | Ukulele Lady | Richard Whiting, Gus Kahn | |
Mauna Loa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
A Rit of Fealous Jage | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It’s Peter Sellers Who. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pidgins | Piggies | Beatles | |
Priggies | Piggies | Beatles | |
Poetry Implosion | Poetry in Motion | Johnny Tillotson | |
Tom D.’s Whorin’ Days Damped | Tommy's Holiday Camp | The Who | |
This Take’s Surreal | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
Caries Man | Carrie Anne | Hollies | |
He Drinks Red Bull | He's a Rebel | The Crystals | |
Tasting | Traces | Classics IV | |
Drainhole Clyster | Hey, Soul Sister | Train | |
Gar Nicht Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | |
Gimpy From Lovin’ | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
That Cecil Dude’s Last Name Was Rhodes | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
Screen Door | Green Door | Jim Lowe | |
Blue Makes You Pay | Blue Turns to Gray | Rolling Stones | |
Did You Ever Have True Maleness in Mind? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | |
Dolt! Bing, See: Found! | Don't Bring Me Down | Animals | |
What?! A Dick on a Playmate! | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
More Dreck from Bill | Don't Mess with Bill | Marvelettes | |
Get Lost! | Get Back | Beatles | |
‘People’ | People | Barbara Streisand | |
Grizzly Bear | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
Dupe Looks Mighty Crazy | Dude Looks Like a Lady | Aerosmith | |
California Wastin’ | Californication | The Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
Gun and Cartridge | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
This Olb Mann | This Old Man | Traditional | |
I’m Gonna Quell the Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
Audrey | Angie | Rolling Stones | |
Evil Google | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | |
It Ain’t D.C. That’s Big Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | Hollies | |
IFC | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
Attempt to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put Down Stella Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It Was a Stella Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There’s in a Stella Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
And It Is a Shame That My Namesake Flamed | And Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
Charlie's Got the DNA | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
Always Bluffin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
Hitch 'n' the Rides | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
A Nice Cameo the Dude'll Get | Just Like Romeo and Juliet | Reflections | |
Recurrent Members | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
The Hitch Attack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
He's the Man | I'm a Man | The Spencer Davis Group | |
Look Through Your Rear Window | Look Through Any Window | Hollies | |
'Vertigo' | Vertigo | U2 | |
His Partner Fell; the Dude's. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It's a Compelling View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What'd Louis Tell the Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Smear of ‘The Cat’ | Year of the Cat | Al Stewart | |
He’s Not the Fella Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It Was a Telecue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Not, I’m Telling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
South Dakota | Oklahoma | Oklahoma Soundtrack | |
Dial | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
Tied Rope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
Guy Locks the Wine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
Land Down Under | Land Down Under | Men at Work | |
There’s Dearth Cuts in This Weep Mess | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
These Guys, I’m Tellin’ You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Though the Man’s Well-to-Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What’s In That Cellar? Clues? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Suspicion | Suspicion | Terry Stafford | |
Rebecca | The Letter | Box Tops | |
She Was a Hellish Shrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
This Guy Ain’t Well-to-Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Handin’ a Line | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James | |
Guy's 'Bound' | I'm Down | Beatles | |
Jamaica Inn | The Shape I'm In | The Band | |
They’re an Unwelcome Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Put a Spell on Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Your Lawyer Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Charlie Just Fell Off the Train | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
Up and Down in Lifeboat, Wavy | Come On Down to My Boat, Baby | Every Mother's Son | |
Lady’s a Goner | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
Fast Train to Darkville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | |
Rock the Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
Guy Tries to Tell the Loon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He’s a Compelling Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They're in the Swells, This Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Where Did That Elder Scoot? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Santa Rosa | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
Galling Skin Game | All In the Game | Tommy Edwards | |
Secret Agent Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
Thick Thieves in Number 17 | Sixteen Going on Seventeen | Sound of Music | |
Young and Innocent | Sweet and Innocent | Donny Osmond | |
It Is a Melange Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It Won’t End Well, This Feud | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Put the Fella to. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Where the Tide's Swells Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dude Has Frenzy | Do the Freddie | Freddie & The Dreamers | |
His Job Is Selling Fruit | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stage Fright | Stage Fright | The Band | |
It’s an Embellished True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She Will Not Tell Who Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Man on the Flying Trapeze | The Man on the Flying Trapeze | Walter O'Keefe | |
No T-Mobile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
Way-off-Lands Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
They’re Out—Used Ruse Tricks | The Sound of Music | Sound of Music | |
Twice a Curtain’s Torn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
From ‘Sabot’ | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
He Gave a Yell, Then Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hocked Woman | Loch Lomond | Traditional | |
Mr., Mrs. Smith | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
Topaz | Old Man | Neil Young | |
He Tries to Tell the Truth | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He’d Better Yell, and Soon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He’ll Start to Smell, That Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It Has Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It Is a Hella View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Some Galling Gallic Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Plane Dropped, Fell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Ran Pell-Mell Off Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They're a Repellent Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Trouble. . .Harry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Psycho, Psycho | Iko Iko | Dr. John | |
This Guy’s Confession | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | |
Damn! The Wrong Man!! | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
Brain Crawling With Ma’s Ire | They Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
He Has Jealous Shrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Not, I’m Telling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Was He Tellin’ To. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Have You Seen This Case? | Have You Seen Her Face? | Byrds | |
Murder Birds | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
Marnie | Angie | Rolling Stones | |
It's a Family. . . | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
It's No Motel For You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That chick named Mel is cool | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
With Stealth, It’s Wealth She’ll Loot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
"Gaff Bream!" | Half Breed | Cher | |
Bouillabaisse | There's a Place | Beatles | |
Beach It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
Turn the Boat Around! | Turn the Beat Around | Gloria Estefan | |
Borne This Way | Born This Way | Lady Gaga | |
Help! My Snake Is Out of Sight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
He’s Leaving Faux N’ | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
La Bouillabaisse | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
The Bouillabaisse | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
Rolled Flingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
Gulp Down | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
Wife on Wife | White on White | Danny Williams | |
Ayn | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
Sucking Newt | Substitute | The Who | |
Plenty of Clowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
Treat the Rich | Eat the Rich | Aerosmith | |
Trump | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
I Snag Detritus | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
I Steal Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’ | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | |
You Gotta Halve Heart | You Gotta Have Heart | Damn Yankees soundtrack | |
Johnny Ensign | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Bye, Guy Shtups | Bye, Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
PGE | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
Get Tracked | Get Back | Beatles | |
It’s the Most F**ked-Up Gas Line Firm, That’s Clear | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
In the Getty | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Ate My Fries | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
Mixed Declensions | Fifth Dimension | Byrds | |
Papas Fritas | Paparazzi | Lady Gaga | |
No Redding Schlong | The Wedding Song | Paul Stookey | |
Bin's Gone, the Sickness Dead | Ding-Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Osama, Hell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
'Stan, Old Fashioned!' | That's Old-Fashioned | The Everly Brothers | |
Toe Jam | Old Man | Neil Young | |
Guys From Lone Star Get the Sweep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
Osama's Hideaway | Hernando's Hideaway | The Pajama Game soundtrack | |
Get Sick Not, Jack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
Johnny Ensign 3 | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Maria | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Havin' His Baby | Havin' My Baby | Paul Anka | |
Lad Romance | Bad Romance | Lady Gaga | |
A Child Bromance | A Fine Romance | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Poke 'er Place | Poker Face | Lady Gaga | |
Dominique | Dominique | Singing Nun | |
Ain't Happening | The Happening | The Supremes | |
It’s the End of the World. . .No It Isn’t | It's the End of the World As We Know It | REM | |
Camping's Crazy | Camptown Races | Stephen Foster | |
Flying Past the Moon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Flying on a Broom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Fries Will Be My Doom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Fright Wigs Make Me Swoon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Ply Me with Some Booze | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Ply Me with a Tune | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
When She Balls the Gov | When I Fall In Love | Nat King Cole | |
Johnny Edwards | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
Diamonds Are This Churl’s Best Friend | Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
A Linguistic Gift Is the Surname 'Weiner' | I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener | Oscar Mayer ad jingle | |
Paul Revere?! Right!!! | Paul Revere's Ride | Henry Wadsworth Longfellow | |
Go Now | Go Now | The Moody Blues | |
Heat Cave | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Teen Angel | Teen Angel | Mark Dinning | |
There's Newt Lieutenants Walkin' | These Boots are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Total Eclipse of a Fart | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
Oh How That Newt-Is-Full's Mourning | Oh What a Beatiful Morning | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
Help! | Help! | Beatles | |
Vatican Man | Travelin' Band | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
I Want a She Inflated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | |
Propofol | Most Of All | Hank Thompson | |
There’s No Business Like Snow Business | There's No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
Mountain of Lunch | Mountain of Love | Johnny Rivers | |
Silly Lunch Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney & Wings | |
Tasty Bakey Tarts | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
Nibblin’ and Noshin’ on Food | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
Carp in Diner, Dinner Gorging | Carolina in the Morning | Al Jolson | |
I’m In the Mood for Grub | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
Diamonds Are This Churl’s Best Friend (Sequel) | Diamonds Are a Gir's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
My Snout Foretells Lepew | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Je T'ensorcelle, Un Fait | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Loathsome BankAmerica 2 | Only In America | Jay and the Americans | |
Schemes Spawn a Slummer Place | Theme from A Summer Place | Lettermen | |
Live for the Night | Give Me the Night | George Benson | |
Save Ze Carnal Braids | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
Moe’s-Beatin’-’em Rapsody [sic] | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
When These Three Fellows Do. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Crazy Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | Eagles | |
Spittle, Bouche Goop | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
All Headcase, Gone | Already Gone | Eagles | |
Time to Expel the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Boyfriend’s Back | By Boyfriend's Back | Angels | |
I, Hemingway the Great? I Ain’t | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
No MILF to Lay | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | |
El Peso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
Wired Horses | Wild Horses | Rolling Stones | |
Shitbird Is Murdoch Every Day | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
Balls-Razed, A Woman | Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
Hoggin’ Spree | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
I Love Your Jugs From Way Afar | I Love You Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
Prehensile Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
Up/Down Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | |
Rancid Rupe | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
In That Dome There's No Migraine | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Wicked, Wicked Snake | Hippy Hippy Shake | Swingin' Blue Jeans | |
Guy Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
The Putrid Smell o' Doo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Phrygian Flamenco | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
Suck Then Toot | Substitute | The Who | |
Four-Chord Run | Walk, Don't Run | Ventures | |
I’m So Vlad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
Moon Sliver | Moon River | Breakfast at Tiffany's soundtrack | |
Moonlight Hind | Moonlight Ride | Doors | |
Clyster Goes In There | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
The Merdivores Your Boot Will Fill | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
I Love a Parod’ | I Love a Parade | Arden-Ohman Orchestra | |
In D.C., Five Hundred Thirty-Five | In the Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | |
Loveless Tom and Viv | Love the One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
Devil in the Sky | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
Pray | Stay | Four Seasons | |
Ain't Separation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Creep Should Stay Parked In Texas | Deep in the Heart of Texas | Various Performers | |
For Me, Naught | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
La Banca | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
Obama (English) | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
Obama (Español) | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
La Maçonnaise | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
He Ain’t Messiah | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
S&P | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
Shit-Sheathed Monkeys | Mickey's Monkey | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | |
Money | Money | Beatles | |
Mother Nature’s Won | Mother Nature's Son | Beatles | |
Rains | Rain | Beatles | |
Anagram | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
I’ve Imposed Posts; Post-this-crime: Outta Here! | It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
They’re the Most Wonderful Rhymes, and They’re Here | It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
My Boy Malaprop | My Boy Lollipop | Millie Small | |
Foreclosed BankAmerica | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
Alliteration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Apocopation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Portmames | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Homophones | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
Rhetoric Geek | Pencil-Neck Geek | Freddie Blassie | |
That’s Assonance | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
If I Were Miss Manners | If I Had a Hammer | Trini Lopez | |
Muammar | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
If Screamin' Jay Hawkins Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
If Charles Baudelaire Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Correspondances | Charles Baudelaire | |
If Joyce Kilmer Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
If Hues Corporation wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
Flies | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Fries | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Lice | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Pies | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Pipeline Killers | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
C [Major] | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
If Rimbaud Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Le Batea Ivre (The Drunken Boat) | Arthur Rimbaud | |
The Sunken Boat | The Drunken Boat | Arthur Rimbaud | |
Steamed Meat | Steam Heat | Pajama Game soundtrack | |
If Ray Evans and Jay Livingston Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Mr. Ed theme song | Evans, Livingston | |
Debate?! | The Weight | The Band | |
Live?! Let ’m Die! | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
Boat's Heavin' Then Wracked In Sea | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Absinthe Queen 2 | Acid Queen | The Who | |
Absinthe Fare | Dancing Bear | Mama & the Papas | |
A Green, Green Glass Not Rhône | The Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | |
Absinthe Fool | Dancin' Fool | Frank Zappa | |
Absinthe Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
Absinthe | Daniel | Elton John | |
My Booze Be Absinthe | You Should Be Dancing | Bee Gees | |
Incest Infects Rednecks | Incese and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
The Grape Pretender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
See You’re a Sect Member | See You in September | Happenings | |
Stools on the Hill | Fool on the Hil | Beatles | |
Incensed at Government | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Are We Vedendte Roma? | Arriverderci, Roma | Dean Martin | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the First | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Second | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Third | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Fifth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Fourth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
About the Swells and Crew. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Seventh | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Sixth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Awlaki | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
Orthodontia | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
Fat Chris | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
Waxman | Taxman | Beatles | |
Braces | Traces | Classics IV | |
Cinnamon Swirl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Rick P., Down Go Your Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Gummed Chow | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Circus Game | Circle Game | Joni Mitchell | |
I Sawed Her Again | I Saw Her Again | Mamas & Papas | |
Sad, Tragic Wolfman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
Earle Will Be a Wolfman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
Kentucky Wolfmen | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | |
Mean Wolfman’s Doom | Mean Woman Blues | Roy Orbison | |
Pity Wolfman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
He’s a Wolfman | She's a Woman | Beatles | |
Wolfman | Woman | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
I Think It’s Real, Like, Unnatural: Wolfman | You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman | Aretha Franklin | |
Arm-Masticate Wolfman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
Dreaded Wolfman | Devil Woman | Cliff Richard | |
Evil Wolfman | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | |
I Am Wolfman 2 | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
Long-Toothed Wolfman in a Nap Dress | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Hollies | |
Gore Fan, the Wolfman | More Than a Woman | Bee Gees | |
Me, the Awful Wolfman | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
We Gotta Get Us the Wolfman | We Gotta Get You a Woman | Todd Rundgren | |
Wicked Wolfman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | |
I Am Wolfman | I Am Woman | Jordin Sparks | |
I Shot a Wolfman | I Got a Woman | Ray Charles | |
Woe! Lob’some Me | Oh Lonesome Me | Don Gibson | |
The End of the World | The End of the World | Skeeter Davis | |
Gunned The Thug Mu’mmar | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
If You’d Wished for Muammar | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
Why Do Ghouls Call You ‘Lunch’? | Why Do Fools Fall in Love? | Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers | |
In Flag. Delicto | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
He’s Toothsome, This Ghoul | Be True to Your School | Beach Boys | |
Ghouls On The Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
We Love the Beatles | We Love the Beatles | Carefrees | |
Teeth | Teeth | Lady Gaga | |
A Schlong on Mary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
Dismembered Schlong | September Song | Lotte Lenya | |
I Went to See the Mothball Tubs. . . | I Am the Very Model of. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
I’ll Never Cry Another ‘You’ | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
Guys' Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
Johnny Corzine | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
No Can See Old Joe Pa | Obladi Oblada | Beatles | |
Tighten the Wattle | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
Lunch Meat | Lovely | A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum | |
After the Luncheon | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
Pennsylvania Poker | Pennsylvania Polka | The Andrews Sisters | |
Bacchus Buys Rounds for Deities | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Decked in Mall | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
Oh What a Ripper—This Dude's No Good; | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
One's Consensual | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
I’m In New Muu-muu duds | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
Slay Guy | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
Got a Horn for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
These Bees Sting | We Three Kings | Traditional | |
Sylvan Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Silver Bells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Jingle Bells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Hair? | Hair | Hair Soundtrack | |
Pauly Owes Saint Nicholas | Jolly Old Saint Nicholas | Traditional | |
White Nit Mass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
I Saw Mohelie Brissing Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
I Saw Romney Kissing Santa’s Ass | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
Twelve Tastes of Christmas | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
Santa Claus Is Humping My Dawn | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
Santa’s Got New Duds on: Sue’s Gown | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
Got Me a Hound Dog | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
Beer Glugs Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
Gin in Well | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Dear Leader | Dear Landlord | Bob Dylan | |
Slimy Whore-Forged District | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
It’s a District of Crooks Who’re in the Business | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
Rhinal Blight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
Deer Mug Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
There's Pudge in Hell with Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fight the War on Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
It Came Anon, a Mid-flight Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Boys Turn to Girls | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
Meth and Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Ron P. Gets Angry | Johnny, Get Angry | Joanie Sommers | |
Newt’s Sinkin’ Down | New Kid in Town | Eagles | |
Mitty, Whoa! Dude’s That Number | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Ms. B. Goes: Losing Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Rick P.’s Woe: Losing Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Ricky, Gross Ooze from Bummer | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
I Putt Not Well—You Do! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Putt Then Bellow, 'Foo!' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Putt for Gelt; They Lose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Putt Just Fell Into | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Putt Once Felled a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Putter Spells Your Doom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Putter's Felt by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Putter’s Held by Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Most Prolific Man | A Most Peculiar Man | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Winnowing of Jerks | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
Oath on a Grievous Term | Ode on a Grecian Urn | John Keats | |
The Bane from Bain | The Rain in Spain | 'My Fair Lady' soundtrack | |
Incubus | Magic Bus | The Who | |
Succubus | Magic Bus | The Who | |
How Much Did That Doggie's Shit the Window? | How Much Is That Doggy in the Window? | Patti Page | |
Wow! Muck Kicks: Mad Dogging Through Car Windows | How Much Is That Doggy in the Window? | Patti Page | |
I Don't Like Welch's Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Torture | Torture | Kris Jensen | |
Guy Ain’t Janus-Faced | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
Child-Humpin’ Guys | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Five Grumpy Guys | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Rye’d Pumpkin Pie | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Vile Monkeyshines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Wilde’s Funny Lines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Honky ’crats | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
Choosing a Religion | Losing My Religion | REM | |
Lechery | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Lethargy | Let It Be | Beatles | |
D’oh! Captain, Why Captain?! | O Captain! My Captain! | Walt Whitman | |
Five* ‘Honky’ Lines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
‘Honky’ Rap | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
Bye-Bye, Gov | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
I’m Forever Blowing Nothing | I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles | John Kellette | |
Open Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Wreck of Francesco Flip Vessel | Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Carolina: Gingrich Scoring | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
Iowa Caucus, a Farce | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
When You Schuss Into a Spar | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
I’m In the Mode That Runs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
I’m In the Moo for Love | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
I’m In the Mood for Dugs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
Beam Me | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
Sip It | Whip It | Devo | |
Super PACs | Superman | Taylor Swift | |
Mitty Could Drop to the Newt | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
Another Nun Rife with Lust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
I Have Spied Some Porn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Feign | Rain | Beatles | |
Please, Newt, Refrain from Squawkin’! | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Mitt and Gingrich Mud | Mississippi Mud | Bing Crosby | |
Boy | Boys | Beatles | |
Gives Joy | This Boy | Beatles | |
There’s a Buoyed Part | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
Dangly Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
Hatty Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
Fly Me to Newt’s Moon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Let It Be! | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Van (‘of’) Gogh | Band of Gold | Freda Payne | |
Man Sublimation | Man Sublimation | Carly Simon | |
Ready for Lunch | Ready for Love | Bad Company | |
On Lunch Meat’s How I Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
A Scourge | The Word | Beatles | |
I Sweep Floors | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | |
Spicy Gherkins | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
I Want Some New Duds | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
Airwaves Crowd That Begs | Ain't Too Proud to Beg | Temptations | |
'Freedom' | Freedom | Jimi Hendrix | |
'Freedom' | Freedom | Jimi Hendrix | |
JAFP | YMCA | Village People | |
Songs I Chant Cause Grieving | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific soundtrack | |
Hooch You Do Love? | Who Do You Love? | Bo Didley | |
El Piso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
El Poso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
Too Blah Mitty | Doo Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | |
I Feel Mitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Squeal, ‘Mitty!’ | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Mitty Flound’ring So | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
Pretty Flimsy Coat | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
Mitty’s Woe-in’ | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
Mitty Is Too Blah | Zippity Do Da | Disney | |
Caliphate-esque Dreaming | California Dreaming | Mama and the Papas | |
Government in Your Bed | Goin' Out of My Head | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
Pro Life | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
Salem | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Pennsylvania Poper | Pennsylvania Polka | The Andrews Sisters | |
Lin the Lewd | In the Mood | Glenn Miller | |
San Bruno | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
Aching Hams—Martinet’s On | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
Gall Me | Call Me | Chris Montez | |
Johnny, Get Nasty | Johnny, Get Angry | Joanie Sommers | |
The More I Beat You | The More I See You | Chris Montez | |
Whip Me | Windy | Association | |
Sweets: Toothy-Lose Guy | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
One Mitt Romney?! | Mickey's Monkey | Smoky Robinson and the Miracles | |
Hell, I’m 64! | When I'm Sixty-Four | Beatles | |
People | People | Barbra Streisand | |
Give Me the Theocrat | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
BB* Google | Barney Google | Spike Jones | |
Cummerbund | Kumbaya | Traditional | |
Slivered Hole from Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
Plank for Theocracy | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
Kim Dung-Euw!n | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
Hay Joe | Hey, Joe! | Jimi Hendrix | |
Zim Isn't Free | Chim Chim-eree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Pooch Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
Rude Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
Smooch Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
D-R-U-G | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Cama Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Cara See-a | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Angel Food Gastronomy | Angel from Montgomery | Bonnie Raitt | |
Set the Etch-a-Sketch | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Goat Rides Cow | Both Sides Now | Judy Collins | |
Eaves Face Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
Alleycat Drone | Alejandro | Lady Gaga | |
Gene and Then Jeanne | Seen and Not Seen | Talking Heads | |
My Bad Plaintiffs | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | |
Weasly Mitty | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | |
Yellow ’nana Near Cabana | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh | Allan Sherman | |
Baudelaire | Over There | George M. Cohan | |
Take My Sup on Pudgment Day?! | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
Eight Years the Streak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
Regalia | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Old Vines | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Suin’ | Susan | Buckinghams | |
Pike A-Burgeon | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
There’s a Team at Face | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
It’s Vatican City | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
Cosa Nostra | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Went ‘Pious’ Guys Defiling | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | |
We Are the ‘Spell’ing Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
Wokkin’ Sliced Strays Free of Bones | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
Venus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
Fifty ‘Grey’s to Beat Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
A Bind Romance | A Fine Romance | Ella Fitzgerald | |
He’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
Venus Digs New Means | Venus in Blue Jeans | Jimmy Clanton | |
Mine’s Inside Rhyme | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | |
Weevils | People | Barbra Streisand | |
UC Davis Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
Fellow’s Harm Ways Like a Padre’s | Hello, Muddah, Hellow Fadduh | Allan Sherman | |
Jerry | Sherry | Four Seasons | |
Goin’ to Go Lobo | Goin' to A Go Go | Smokey Robinson And The Miracles | |
Hey There, Lobo Boy | Hey There, Lonely Boy | Ruby & The Romantics | |
Lobo Notion | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
Lobo Town | Lonesome Town | Rick Nelson | |
Mr. Lobo | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | |
Ennui | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
Quantity | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
Lobo Beau | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
You Run Pell-Mell Right Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Johnnie Roberts 2 | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
I've Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 3 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 1 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 2 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Maize Maze | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
I’m a Kitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Anderson | Alison | Elvis Costello | |
I’m No Shad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
Prowed Mary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Fixed With Dreads | "Mr. Ed" theme | Evans, Livingston | |
A Horse With Roped Mane | A Horse With No Name | America | |
Their End | The End | Doors | |
We Call These Pricks Verizon | They Call the Wind Mariah | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
Gore | More | Vic Damone | |
Chik-fil-A | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Gore 2 | More | Vic Damone | |
Gore 3 | More | Vic Damone | |
Judy’s Turn to Fry | Judy's Turn to Cry | Lesley Gore | |
Gore 4 | More | Vic Damone | |
Gore 5 | More | Vic Damone | |
Gorge | More | Vic Damone | |
My, How the ‘Spell’s Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Paul's the Way | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
The Term 'Hell's Bells Comes To. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Term 'Ma Bell' Comes To. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Term 'Purell' Comes To. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Deal Shifty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Do What I Tell You To | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stuck on—the Vittles—Route 2 | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealers Wheel | |
I Fell and Yelled Boo-Hoo! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Glug Some Swill With You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Use Repellent Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I've Got a Swollen Shoe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Akin, Loony | Makin' Whoopee | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Prêt-à-Porter Clothes | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
My Foot Is Swollen, Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
At Muscatel and Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Am Spot-Welded To | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Will Put Kelp in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It’s I Who’s Small, Not You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Be a Shill for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Have a Skol with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m in a Swale and Stewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m on a Shoal with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They’d Put a Geld on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What’s An Umbrella Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Am Recalling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put Ze Spell on Vous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It’s Got the Smell o’ Doo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Put a Stole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Take a Stroll with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Je Me Rappelle de Vous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Call for Help, But You. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Have a Stylish ’do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Write the Songs | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | |
Taken Out of Context | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
I’ll Build a Still for Dew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Put Some Steel on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ve Put No Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Give Me This Site | Give Me the Night | George Benson | |
They Milk the Titty | We Built This City | Starship | |
Javelina | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Shaggin’ the Swine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James | |
I Cant Spel Wrth Hel | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | |
Since I Fell for Ewe | Since I Fell for You | Lenny Welch | |
It’s the ‘More’ Man, Mitty | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
Live for Lubricity | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
He’s Once Mild-Mannered Harry | I'm Just Wild About Harry | Judy Garland | |
Christie | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
‘Spell’ Oh No!! | Yellow Coat | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rape Is Rape | Black is Black | Los Bravos | |
Ryan, Atheist | Cryin' in the Rain | The Everly Brothers | |
I Can't Help Falling In Love with U | I Can't Help Falling in Love with You | Elvis Presley | |
I Can't Help Falling Out of a Yew | I Can't Help Falling in Love with You | Elvis Presley | |
Aches, Sole Blister | Hey, Soul Sister | Train | |
'Mama Mia' | Stefania | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Sly, Crazy Buckwheat’s Bakin’ Spanky | By Baby Does the Hanky Panky | Callmelennie | |
Part to Mold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
Whelpless | Helpless | Neil Young | |
Off-Kilter Ungulate-Unseemly Dream | Bob Dylan's 115th Dream | Bob Dylan | |
Jell-o, I Love You | Hello, I Love You | Doors | |
Alone with Goat Urge | The Lonely Goatherd | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
Alopecia | Angelina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
‘Spell,’ Oh, I Love You! | Hello, I Love You | Doors | |
‘Noggin’ Means ‘Head’ and More | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
Snot Goo’s Much—No Dearth | Not to Touch the Earth | Doors | |
I’m Henry the Sixth, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
The Harmful Monkeys | The Smartest Monkeys | XTC | |
Palestrina | Seraphina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Henchmen and Pricks, ’tards, Goons, Hacks, Whores, Sleaze Crew | Henry the Sixth, Part 2; Act 4, Scene 2 | William Shakespeare | |
I Am a Hairy Mammal—No Model of Modern Sapiens | I Am the Very Model of the Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Dental-Achin’ Woe | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
Sam Buys Ladies’, Loves the Clothes Glam | Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands | Bob Dylan | |
Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
Guy’s Talking to a Chair | Clint Saw Him Standing There | Michael Pacholek | |
Hill of Dung | Still the One | Orleans | |
Rocks Casaba | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
Galicia | Palestina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Bandolina | Galaxina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Mondegreener | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mono ‘Lisa’. . . ? | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
I Have Some Stale Couscous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put Some Smellum Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got a Shell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Med'cine in Pillbox Fat | Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat | Bob Dylan | |
Sexy Teacher | X-Sea Creature | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
A Game of Shells to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Prefer Still to Brut | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Waste | Wait | Beatles | |
I Will Not Steal for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Semple Preacher | Sexy Preacher | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
My Pet Kestrel Off Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stuck With a Swelt’ring Flu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stuck in a Swelt’ring Flue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Multimedia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mona Lisa, da Vinci’s | Inna Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Germanicized | Learning to Fly | Tom Petty | |
Shame, Gore Leecher | Fame-whore Seeker | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
They’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Halloweener | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Scourgin’ Bird | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
Mocaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Martha I Cheer | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
I Love that ‘Shiloh’ Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Turn a Snail to Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
One Ear a Keeper | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
Bit Me and Her Breath’s Hot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
Arm-Slung Holder | Armed War Soldier | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Wack-Jive Bombast | Black Dive Bomber | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Hell’s Bells, Pell-Mell Are Two- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m on a Stool Near You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m on the Sill with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Boys | Boys | Beatles | |
Ex-Wife’s Pile’s Fat | Sex-Drive Wild Kat | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
I’ll Turn the Stile for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Peugeot’s Stalled, I’m Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rip-Your Veiny, Make-You Drainee Fellow Croaked—Er—Not; Neck’s Bane, H | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
I Don't Like Stew of Newt and Toad | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
I’ll Put a ‘Shall’ on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Of Roosevelts There’s Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Puss Is Belled by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Lance, Lance, Lance! | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
Bite Time | Night Time | The Strangegloves | |
Candy | Windy | Association | |
Fellows Submarined | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
Wavy Sock-It | Davy Crockett | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
I’ll Put a Scold on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Love That ‘Cecilia’ Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There Goes the Sailing Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Fathead Clown | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | |
In the Shed | Mr. Ed theme song | Evans, Livingston | |
Morning Has Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
I’ll Lay a Sole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Put a Sole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Wascal Wabbit | Kammler's Gambit | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Regal Hat Tricks | Lethal Habits | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Get Out of Shale Black Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Have a Scroll to View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
So That’s What Felchers Do?! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There Is a School for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Steal the Wealth from You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pealing Tocsin | Really Toxic | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
It’s the Rich Soil I Hew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Polls, Scram | Old Man | Neil Young | |
I Love The Dells. Do You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Love Those Stella Hues | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Shawl on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Now Tubes Must Quell the Poo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Tried to Sell the Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Kitty Sal's On | SD Salon | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
I Put a Smile Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Shovel Soil on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Broil a Sole for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Stuck With Elmer’s Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Have a Sale on Shoes! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Gritty Flash Mob | Pity Hal's Job | Robert D. Arndt | |
Bye-Bye, Gov 3 | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
Big Fan of Elton, You? | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
I Put a Swirl Onto. . . | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
It’s Vacant Skulls That You. . . | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
Dave, Paula | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | |
Fiscal Cliff | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | |
Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Pretty Watch Fob | Gritty Tough Job | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
It Is a Squall That Brews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m in a Scull with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
He’s All In | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
I Spilled the Salt—I’m Screwed! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Gonna Sculpt Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Gulping Seoul Soju | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Dutch Amstel, Pale Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Then There’s Mousel, Pale Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Phar’onic Job | Pharyngeal Jaws | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
I Tackle ‘Spell’ Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Put More ‘Spell’s on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Swell Swelt’ring Smelter Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Tune ‘Heart and Soul’ Skips ii | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Is That Scale You Use? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Is the Scalp of Dude. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Four-Star General’s Schlong | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Here’s the Last Spell I’ll Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
It’s a Rondel, Type Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Fine Rondel Keeps You. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Antebellum View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
There’s My Rondel in You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They’ll Put the L. on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
To A Rondel We Groove | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What Kind of Skills Have You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
What’s Jenna Elfman Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Wrote a Rondel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rondel | Untitled Rondel | Henry Austin Dobson | |
Maundering Blogs | Mechanical Dog | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Macadam Dog | Marauding Warthogs | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Cracker’s Pox’d Phallus | Crackerbox Palace | George Harrison | |
Fossiling Togs | Foster & Co. TOG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Fiscal Grift | Crystal Ship | Doors | |
Auntie’s Tanked Up | Anti-Tank Dogs | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Monomania | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Monotheist | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
King of ‘Spell’s | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Cliff-Propelled | Silver Bells | various artists | |
Mockin’ Shtik of This Tune’s Done—It’s Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | various artists | |
Retched Gross Meal Up | Ghetto's Sealed Up | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Boy Turns to Girl | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
If Nat King Cole Sang 'Edmund Fitzgerald' | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mahler Lieder | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Dave Died | Take Five | Dave Brubeck | |
If The Association sang ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’ | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
The Gyp-Us Throng | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
Goin’ Down, That Fine Boat | Goin' Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
One More Saturnine Night | One More Saturday Night | Grateful Dead | |
Cratchit Got Sup | Gratch' F*cked Mujahs Up | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Slicing to Rough | Fighting Got Tough | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs | I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
Why Swath Mummies in a Bandaged Cloth? | I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
If Gilbert & Sullivan wrote ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’ | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
We're Victims of D.C.'s Cliff Mess | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Draggin’ or Snuff? | Dragon Was Puff | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
HSBC | YMCA | Village People | |
Mellow Or Gruff? | Sealous Scouts were Rough | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Congress Sleaze, Scary Trenchermen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
The Elves, Dazed, off Cliff Pushed | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
Czech-Brewed Malt | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
Junk Bull Mayan | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
Villanelle Play | Villers Bocage | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Vittles Road-Aged | Villers Bocage | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
All Dead and Gone | Already Gone | Eagles | |
Motor Leaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Dead is Andy | Sexy Mandy | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Pimple-Squeeze Phase | Killer Speed Phase | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Gérard Départ | Frère Jaques | Traditional | |
Dine Crap: Beef? Nay! | Pine Gap Deep Maze | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Happiness: An Assault Gun | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
Why, NRA? | YMCA | Village People | |
Bluenose Crew | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
Motor Speaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Moby Seeker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Moe’s the Mean One | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mobile-Leaver | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Palilalia | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
Who Is the Yale Man? | Ballentine Ale jingle | unknown | |
Rheingold | Rheingold Beer jingle | unknown | |
Shakers | Schaefer Beer jingle | unknown | |
Motel Cleaner | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Old Lady Who’d Swat Not a Fly | Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | |
Damming Joy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
Dayenu | Diana | Paul Anka | |
LUDD | LOVE | Nat King Cole | |
Maui Reefer | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Your Boot Is Full 2 | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
Your Boot Is Full 3 | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
Your Boot Is Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
Your Boobs Are Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
THUG | THUD | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Molto Lento | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
SCUM | SCUD | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
The Master-Clerical Schlong | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Bennie’s Gonna Get | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
STUN | StuG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Tasty Rhônes | Casey Jones | Grateful Dead | |
Troggin’ | Truckin' | Grateful Dead | |
SLUG | SLUT | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Rubens Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
Ship of Stools | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, I | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, I | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
SLUMP | SLUNG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, III | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, III | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, II | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, II | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Pretty Ensign | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, IV | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, IV | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, V | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, V | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
F-BOMB | S-BOMB | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, VI | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, VI | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, VII | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, VII | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
BIDEN | BISON | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Appalachian Tale/Tail | The Old Chisholm Trail | Tex Ritter | |
Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash | |
Shady Mahony | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
BIZET | BIDET | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
BIZET 2 | BIZET | John A. Barry | |
Mothball Tweaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Dog Mess in the Foyer | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
No! Blue!!/Old Blew | Old Blue | Traditional | |
These Clowns Are Deadwood | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
'quester day | Yesterday | Beatles | |
F**k the Congress!! | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
VP Way | VE-Day | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
This Troll House | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
Lemming Leap | Let It Be | Beatles | |
Dentition Crowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
OY VEY! | BI-WAY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Can’t Feel Kitty? | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Feel Bitchy | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Feel Clitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Feel Mickey | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Feel Pithy | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Reel Fishies | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
I Steal Ditties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
My Meal’s Kitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
AM: Day | T-(X) Ray | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Smoke Up? There’s Watchers | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
DELAY | DECAY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
'Ee-I-Ee-I-Oh,' Says He | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
The Spy | The Spy | Doors | |
Privacy | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
POPEY | TOPSY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Vlad Day | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
LUDEY | NUDIE | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Yeso Mi Mucho | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
Shy Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
Davy’s Locker | Davy Crockett theme song | Disney | |
I Vaunt Your Lex | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | |
SMOG | GPMG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Moe, Meanie One, Raps Curly | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
T CUP | T-LAW | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
The Next Time | The Last Time | Rolling Stones | |
Salon Painter | Sail On, Sailor | Beach Boys | |
CRUMB | KRUPP | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Stockton | Houston | Dean Martin | |
STUCK | STUNG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
STORM | STORK | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
They Cull the Bits Verizon | They Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
Model Preacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mogul Leaper | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Motel ‘Preacher’ | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Fake Jewels | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
Whole Lotta Bakin’ Goin’ On | Whole Lot o' Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
Berth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Birch Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Church Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Curse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Girth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Nurse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Purge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Purse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Serge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Shirk Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Smirch Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Splurge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Males Love, Crave Lewd Missies | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
Eddie Ain't on Jet | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
“Blah, Blah!” Hack Creep | Baa Baa Black Sheep | Mother Goose | |
. . .Put a Spell. . . | Ding Dong Bell | Mother Goose | |
Whoa! Sinkhole | Old King Cole | Mother Goose | |
Whoa! Sinkhole | Old King Cole | Mother Goose | |
Dingdongs Love the Sixth Cent. | Sing a Song of Sixpence | Mother Goose | |
Good Play: Shun Mine | Good Day Sunshine | Beatles | |
I’m in the Bag | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
Substance Toot | Substitute | Who | |
’cause I Just Can | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
Wake Me Up When It’s 4K | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
Make Neologisms | Take Me to the River | Al Green | |
I Only Have Eyes for Juice | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
I'm Sorry | I'm Sorry | Brenda Lee | |
The Takeoffs Are Rife | A Day In the Life | Beatles | |
Burpday | Birthday | Beatles | |
Mirth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Surf Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Urge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Verge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Wurst Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Bobby’s World | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
Booze A Lot | Boobs A Lot | Fugs | |
Doobs A Lot | Boobs A Lot | Fugs | |
Dorm’s Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Scorned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Stormy | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Big Buildup; But Stand Up? | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | |
Likely Fry In Hellish Phoenix | By the Time I Get to Phoenix | Glen Campbell | |
Can’t Take My Vice Off o’ You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
Stand of Fine Pine—Gonna Hew | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
Car' Car | Car, Car | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Constipated | Complicated | Rolling Stones | |
Dental On My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
Gloria | Gloria | Them | |
Going Off o’ My Meds | Going Out Of My Head | Little Anthony and the Imperials | |
Habem Pap’ | Happy Jack | Who | |
Lumpy Guy | Honey Pie | Beatles | |
I Feel Mine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
I Farted; Folks Choked | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
In My Womb | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
It’s the Same Old Songs | It's the Same Old Song | Four Tops | |
trAction | Jackson | Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash | |
Laps, Laps | Laugh, Laugh | The Beau Brummels | |
Lithe | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Rise | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
Lunch Meat, Euw! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Lunch Meat, Ooh! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Seashells | Michelle | Beatles | |
Boar | More | Vic Damone | |
Whores | More | Vic Damone | |
Rind Goy, Mohel Ain’t Chopped | My Bob Lollipop | Millie Small | |
Modes I Shrilly Blow | Ode to Billy Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
Trump | One | Three Dog Night | |
Banal Hack Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
Angel Pagan | Rosie and the Originals | Angel Baby | |
G: ‘No There’ | She's Not There | Zombies | |
Born Free | Stormy | Classics IV | |
Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews 2 | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
I’m Resigned to Mush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Weight | Wait | Beatles | |
Air Makes ’em Luff So | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | |
Fill-the-Craw Dine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
Miffed-at-Lots Whine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
My Dunkin’ Time | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Quite Lumpy, I | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Vile Hogs in Sty | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Why ‘Honey’?—Why??!!!!!!! | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
Always Cook with a Shiteload of Wine | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Life of Brian soundtrack | |
Ronnie Was a Red | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Beau Swain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Broke Main | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Choke Chain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Dough Brains | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Dough Gain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Gauguin | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Ostinato | Desperado | Eagles | |
Usury | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
On the Road’s a Hen | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Skainting | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Talk Sic | Toxic | Britney Spears | |
Bicycle Built for Hue 2 | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
Bicycle Built for Hue | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
Whining from a Boo-Boo | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
Am Fillin’ Face | Big Bopper | Chantilly Lace | |
Bo Peep’s Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
It’s God Nietzsche Said Dead | Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Bark, Then Tear-Maul Canine Sinks | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
He Engulfed the Reichstag, Skillful Christo | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Various Artists | |
Fartin’ Hole | Heart and Soul | Cleftones | |
How Do You Pop the Prong-shun of Maria? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
So Much of That Doggerel I’ve Winnowed | How Much Is That Doggie In the Window? | Patti Page | |
Got a Last ‘Spell’ to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Got Too Drunk Upon Gin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
In Heaven There Is No Ale | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Frankie Yankovic | |
It’s Apocryphal | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
Vet It, Snopes | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
Mammon Preacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mocha, Please, Sir | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mongrel Leaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mow the Greens, Sir! | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Portmanteau | Oreos | Oreos Jingle | |
Gotham’s Mayor Weiner | Oscar Mayer Weiner | Oscar Mayer Jingle | |
Seventy-Six Trompe l’Oeils | Seventy-Six Trombones | Music Man soundtrack | |
Snip Guy Brissed Ya | Since I Kissed Ya | The Everly Brothers | |
Ankhs Are a Mystery | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
The L.’s Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | New Testament | |
Be | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
He's | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
Treats | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
Wake Up, Winkel, You’s Free! | Wake Up, Little Susie | The Everly Brothers | |
We’re Given Monkeys | We're In the Money | 42nd Street soundtrack | |
Dung for Art | Young At Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
Your Seeping Fart | Your Cheating Heart | Hank Williams | |
Don't Be Ghoul | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
Drive Guy Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
Ghouls Nosh Skin | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
Just Dropped In (to See the Renditions; I Been Scribblin’ Again) | Just Dropped In (to See What Condition My Conditio | Kenny Rogers and the First Edition | |
Who'll Stanch the Vein? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Drool in the Vein | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
Ghoul Is the Name | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
Ghouls Sprout | School's Out | Alice Cooper | |
Ghoul Slaughter | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | |
Ice Rude Ghouls with a Gun | Why Do Fools Fall in Love? | Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers | |
Drive by Spar | Drive By Car | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Seamen: Tars | BM Jar | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Plagiarism | I Got Rhythm | George Gershwin | |
Hues: Bad/Bland Art | Huge Tank: Tsar | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Kinkade | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Don’t Let Word Get Around | Don't Let It Bring You Down | Neil Young | |
Ewes Entrance: “Baaaaaaaaaaaa!” | Viewed: Enhanced Parts | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Keep Back Water | Greenback Dollar | Kingston Trio | |
Keep on Dammin’ | Keep on Dancin' | Gentys | |
It Makes Them Feel Like Damming | You Make Me Feel Like Dancing | Leo Sayer | |
Damming in the Park | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Snout Boogers | Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | |
Macy’s Stomp | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
Ancient Word: Swive | H-45 | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
Wooden Sleigh Is Gonna Glow | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
Halve Yourself: It’s Scary, Schiz-Full Splitness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Traditional | |
I Saw Megyn Hissing, ‘Santa Claus. . . .’ | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
Satellites Are Looking on Down | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
Congress Has Nary Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
Isle Be Home—Scorn Isthmus | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
Jim Goes Belle—Frocked | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Jim Goes Belle | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Simon’s Tight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
Simon’s Tight | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
The Grilled Mixed Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
Bridge Broken, Trouble Crossing | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Cross Over This Bridge?! | Cross Over the Bridge | Patti Page | |
Michael Rows a Boat from Shore | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Miscellaneous | |
Ferry ’cross from Jersey | Ferry ’cross the Mersey | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
Sin with Gretel | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Bites at Night Fatten | Knights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
Soup Man | Suzanne | Leonard Cohen | |
Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You | Baby, I'm-a Want You | Bread | |
Bridge Groanin’, Tubby Crossing | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Tasty Lunch | Crazy Love | Van Morrison | |
Ratty Pack | Happy Jack | Who | |
On the Toad Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Marijuana | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Fort Lee or Not-Fort-Lee. . . ? | To Be or Not to Be? | Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
Deranged Electoral Throng | The Major General's song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Makes the Cake Depart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
Save Me! | Baby | Justin Bieber | |
So Wrong, Hairy Ann | So Long, Marianne | Leonard Cohen | |
Halter, Loosen! | Hallelujah | Leonard Cohen | |
Knockers Cassent Bra | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
Putin on a Blitz, Revisited | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Comes Russia's Dick Thug | From Russian with Love | From Russia With Love Soundtrack | |
Fun-Fun-Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
I Can Spear Food Fish | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
Crimea's Shivver | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Ow! You Voodoo It | How Do You Do It? | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
Feet Maulin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Guy's So Vlad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
Punning a-Plenty | Running on Empty | Jackson Browne | |
Bane | Rain | Beatles | |
Ukraine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Vlad Day 2 | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
The Reign of Pain | The Reign in Spain | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
With My Fife | In My Life | Beatles | |
Bad Swiss 2 | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
Fast Bris | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
High's the Wood | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | |
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Crimea? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
They've Left, the Arts, from San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
A Letter from Damp | A Letter from Camp | Allan Sherman | |
Thirst Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
Fuels Gush In, FFV | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
Fuels Gush In | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
Centaurfoal | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
Cross-Dress in Dude Array | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
'Gratis' Lion | Dandelion | Rolling Stones | |
Mr. Brown's a Craven Carpetbagger | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
Nix Ticks’ Pricks, Quick, Flick ’em Off! | Hickory Dickory Dock | Mother Goose | |
We’re Walkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
Mocker Goof Medley | Nursery Rhymes 2 | Mother Goose | |
Mocker Goof Rhymes | Nursery Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
Save the Last Dram for Me | Save the Last Dance for Me | The Drifters | |
Filled with Meds Imposed by Needles | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Various Artists | |
Lick the Toad’s Back | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
I've Just Seen a Face' | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
Old Party-Obama | Ob-la-di ob-la-da | Beatles | |
Stinking Grifting Thieves | Bringing In the Sheaves | Traditional | |
Indoor-Grow Lady from Grassadena | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
You Hook Your Glove | The Look of Love | Dionne Warwick | |
We Watch the TV Shiller | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
Hobby Girl | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
Vile Maliki | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Levant | Levon | Elton John | |
Poor Is Hillary | Poor Pitiful Me | Warren Zevon | |
Bad Bay | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
Auburn Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
(Dismembered) Wokkin’ Tim and Stan | (Remember) Walking in the Sand | Shangri-Las | |
Come See the Mounds D | Come See About Me | The Supremes | |
Breasts Filets | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Breasts, Olé | Yesterday | Beatles | |
Alopecia | Mama Mia | Abba | |
Makes Me Lupine Just Till Day | Wake Me Up On Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
Gold McDonnell Had Some Charm | Old MacDonald Had a Farm | Nursery Rhyme | |
Trailer Trash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | |
Welcome Back the Cold War | Welcome to My Nightmare | Alice Cooper | |
Branching Out, My Eye For You | Can't Take My Eyes Off of You | Frankie Valli | |
I Am the Woodman | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
Vatican Shag | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
Hallow Slay | Holiday | Bee Gees | |
Hog Buffet | Holiday | Madonna | |
Power Compelling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m a Green Leaver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
More ’f ’em | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
I to the Shelter Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Green-Leaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
Barely Got Me Hard | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
La Voie en Rouge | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
Green Leaves 2 | Greenfields | Brothers Four | |
Green Leaves | Greensleeves | Traditional | |
Lech Is Joe | Let It Snow | Various Artists | |
Len’s a Schmoe | Let It Snow | Various Artists | |
Sony Hue | Only You | Platters | |
Watchin’ in a Window, Though It’s Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Various Artists | |
I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
Grim Grimm’s Grifty | Chim chim cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Sweet-Bliss Food, a Cherry Blintz Fest | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Should I Bay or Should I Goat? | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
Bacon’s God | Shake It Off | Taylor Swift | |
Pork You Ate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
Atmo’ Ablation! | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Sickly House Club: Meme Con | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Disney | |
Billy Snacks on Endive | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | |
Prick Knees | Piggies | Beatles | |
Keen! | Jean | Rod McKuen | |
That’s Curare | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Creek to Creek 2 | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
Creek to Creek | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
Peak to Peak | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
Brian Lies | Lyin' Eyes | Eagles | |
All About That Base | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
All About That Bass | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
Stake With Me | Stay With Me | Sam Smith | |
Nix, Please, Sticks; Don’t Get Shots! | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
I Drink Purell in Lieu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Trolling in the Deep | Rolling in the Deep | Adele | |
Of Mammon Gelt It’s Full Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Clump Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
Cinnamon Shill | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Meat Teams with Taste of Cheese | Sweet Dreams Are Made of This | Eurythymics | |
Bro Put a Spell on Ju- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Kickin’ Wife | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
You Ain’t Growin’ No Hair | You Ain't Goin' Nowhere | Byrds/Bob Dylan | |
Mocho Man | Macho Man | Village People | |
F’ DMV | YMCA | Village People | |
Porn Between Two Covers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Macgregor | |
Oxy’s Our Smack Proxy | Oakie from Muskogee | Merle Haggard | |
Football Gripper | PInball Wizard | Who | |
Doc Mehmet, Shill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
Slap, Please! Glute Nethers | Happy Together | Turtles | |
Diddled Sisters | Little Sister | Elvis Presley | |
Denny Had a Pet | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Suckin’ Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
Hedge Slammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
‘Mr. Tunnels,’ Ruse His Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
Rip’an Sphincter | Little Sister | Elvis Presley | |
The Schvitz | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
The Sphinx | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
Schvitzin’ the Night Away | Twistin' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
Cold Time Revision | Old Time Religion | Traditional | |
Fakes, We Groan; Trump the Toad | Take Me Home Country Roads | John Denver | |
Take in No! ’mes Coming Home | Take Me Home Country Roads | John Denver | |
Trump [Redux] | Lump | Presidents Of The United States | |
Dread Guy’s Name Is Vlad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Fired! | Fired | Pointer Sisters | |
Trump’s Bad Hairage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
¿Qué? Serrá, Serrá! | Che Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
’K, Serrá, Serrá! | Che Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
Troll The Donald Has No Charm | Old MacDonald Had a Farm | Traditional | |
Donald | Donna | Richie Valens | |
Churl | Girl | Beatles | |
Kimmy’s Ass | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Breasts Day of My Life | Best Day of My Life | American Authors | |
Infrastructure Is Broken | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
The Lyin’ Creep’s in Sight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Tokens | |
Debate?! | The Weight | Band | |
All About That Place | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
All About That Plaice | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
björk Screech | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
’borg’s Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
Tainted Is the River | Take Me to the River | Talking Heads | |
None for Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Salem Redux | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Burn a Mound | Turn Around | Conor Maynard | |
Diazepam | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Ben | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
Putin’s Floppy Tits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Don’t Go Making a Hart | Don't Go Breaking My Heart | Elton John and Kiki Dee | |
Putin’s Glommy Mitts | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berliln | |
Carly’s Rise—At Least Today | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere | You Ain't Goin' Nowhere | Byrds | |
Been There, Done That 2 | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
Been There, Done That | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
Hillary | Timothy | Buoys | |
Wetback | Get Back | Beatles | |
I’ve Got a Pill for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Putz Is Sellin’ You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Quell Those Muslims in the Vater' (He Treasures ‘Mein Kampf’) | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | |
Fan o’ Roids | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | |
Affluenza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Alopecia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Molten Lava | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Maneater | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Maria | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
Rick [Snyder] Needs a Hoosegow Number | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
Parlando | Fernando | Abba | |
Trompe l’Oeil | This Boy | Beatles | |
Troll Fears the Bleacher | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
Guy’s a Loser | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
Loser | Loser | Beck | |
Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
Water Brew: Bud Dreck | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
Wrought From Loo Butt Dreck | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
Crap Miller High Life, a Sin | Back in the High Life Again | Steve Winwood | |
Junk Is PBR | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
Mighty Gross is Golden Coors | Michael Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
Scammed Drivers | Cab Driver | Mills Brothers | |
Bust Pop | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
Losers Getting Winnowed | Look Through Any Window | Hollies | |
Mop, Mop | Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
I Put a Spill on You 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Guy’s Reborn, Snoring This Round | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | |
Say ‘Goodbye’ to Bush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
Bern, Bern, Bern | Turn, Turn, Turn | Byrds | |
I Got a Spoiled Fugu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
(Guy Don’t Vet No) Ghastly Factions | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
Duke Prompts Hurl | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
Short Fingers | Goldfinger | John Barry, Anthony Newley | |
You’ve Got Bore Rubble | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
Gimme That Goldmine Religion 2 | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
A Slay with a Knife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
With My Knife | In My Life | Beatles | |
Degeneration | My Generation | Who | |
Guy’s Hibernation | My Generation | Who | |
Brain Stops, Sleep’s Calling, Zonked, Fine Meds! | Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
Twisted Clowns Moved In the Toxic Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
Goon-Stooge Riot | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | |
He Boned Alabama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
Sole Man | Old Man | Neil Young | |
‘Southern’ Ram | Southern Man | Neil Young | |
Devil in the Tri- | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
There’s Evil in the Devil’s Run | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
Ban the Tritone | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood | |
Algorithm Maker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack | |
Bentley Man’s a Lech | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Palmyra | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
Elvis Lives | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
You Oughta Be in Prison | You Oughta Be in Pictures | Ziegfield Follies Of 1934 | |
I Got a Spool o’ Jute | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got a Snail on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Hits: They’re Dumbed Down Dudes Who Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
I Fear 'Das Rheingold' | My Beer Is Rheingold | Rheingold Beer Jingle | |
It Was the Gym | It Must Be Him | Vikiki Carr | |
Man Tits Invasion | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Yearnin’s Drugs | Burnin' Love | Elvis Presley | |
Go to the Well for Booze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Put a Sprawl Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Pudding’s Spoiled—Eschew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A-Cravin’ | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
‘Ben’ | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
Center Hold | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
Nose-Zappin’ Mercaptan | O Captain! My Captain! | Walt Whitman | |
Vittles Children | Little Children | Billy J. Kramer | |
Donner | Donna | Richie Valens | |
Stick Me With a Neck Shot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
They Put the Spelling Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
High Probe | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
Stumpf | Lump | Presidents of the United States | |
Pest Song | Jets Song | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Sugar Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
Pig D. | Piggies | Beatles | |
Tart of Gold’ | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
Wells’ Hellish Smelly Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Months of Hell Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screaming' Jay Hawkins | |
Quivira | The Seeker | Who | |
Mofo Liam | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mongrel Eater | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mongrel Teether | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mother Teacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mountain Leeza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Mountain Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
These Boobs Are Paid For Talkin’?! | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
That’s Apnea | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Tame Me | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
A Hymn to Himself, #10 | A Hymn to Him | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
No Ordinary Man, #3 | An Ordinary Man | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Picturing’s Purse Will Be Mine, #6 | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Transformed, I Make Art That’s Fine, #11 | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
I Could Have Damned All Night, #5 | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
I’ve Grown Accustomed to This Place, #9 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
He’ll Entreat Me to Give, #2 | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Showing, #8 | Show Me | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Paint on the Plane, #7 | The Rain in Spain | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
With Little Bit of Luck, #4 | With Little Bit of Luck | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Good?! Oh Please; It’s Ugily!, #1 | Wouldn't It Be Loverly? | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
I Pump Up Smelly Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Pump the Smelly Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Pump to Swell the Tube | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Been Toadyin’ | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Election | Connection | The Rolling Stones | |
‘Party’ Doll | Party Doll | Buddy Knox | |
Putin on a Blitz, #3 | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Yugedolph’s Ready to Reign Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
Crime Society | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Dry, My Martini | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
Fie Sobriety! | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
Impropriety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
My Impiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
My Propriety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
Pie Satiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
‘High Society’ | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
It’s Russia He Loves | From Russian with Love | Matt Munro | |
Carolina Sans McCrory | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
Felis Scratched Me Bad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
Buy a Tie for Me?! | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Bagels I Have Spurned for Pie | Angels I Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
I’ll Be Honed for Slitness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I’m a Hopeless Dimwit | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
I’m Dreaming of a Flight Bitter | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Loggin’ in to Dig a Bunch o’ Scams | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
The Mission of Tsar Nick-the-Bits | A Visit from St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
Glow and Shine! | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
Old Rank Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
We Have Expelled a Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Putin Palmed the Bits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlln | |
Abel Sliced | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
How Do You Song the Prolongs of Melisma? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music | |
Abel Knifed?! | Edelweisse | Sound of Music | |
’Ho’s Scheming a Raft o’ Sleaze | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Slime ’ho’s Backed Down | I Won't Back Down | Tom Petty | |
Angel Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
Should I Bake or Should I Roast? | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
Graze and Nosh | Shake It Off | Taylor Swift | |
Five Bears Eating Norm | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
I Am Poor, Not Rich | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
My Shar-Pei Is Sore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
Pas Cher, Suis-Je Pauvre | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
Landing in Jail | Ballantine Ale jingle | Madison Avenue | |
Crammin’ Time’s Here | Ballantine Beer jingle | Commercial Jingles | |
Shakers | Schaefer Beer jingle | Madison Avenue | |
Tun-Based Art | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
Scientology | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Engrams-Flee Clear | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
Love Miscavige | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Goldspritzer | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
Anti-Vax (Shamelot Version) | Happy Jack | Who | |
Anti-Vax | Happy Jack | Who | |
Hack Attack | Happy Jack | Who | |
Weighted Dice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
Paper Sans Writing | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
Estrogen Bean | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
Limericks | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
It’s with Anapests Wrought | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
Grazing Lice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
Inauguration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
The Lickerish Song | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Russians Have Got | From Russian with Love | Matt Munro | |
Dreck Flacks | Get Back | Beatles | |
Press Gone? | Jets Song | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Sprinkled Beds from Golden Leakings | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Springfields | |
Tart of Gold’ #2 | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
Tarts Give Gold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
Scam Tweeters | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
Yuge Id in Town | New Kid in Town | Eagles | |
Give Me No Facts | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
Mogul Tweeter | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
That’s Assad Way | New Kid in Town | Dean Martin | |
Putin and His Bitch | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
The Tweets Go On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | |
Fight Anxiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Hype Anxiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Ply a Lie to Me | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Try Autocracy? | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
Swell Democracy | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
The Putsch Envelopes You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rotten Eaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
Incest. Can’t Temper It! | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Sexually Clean | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 1 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 2 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 3 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 4 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 5 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 6 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Picaresque Song, Part 7 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
Bowling Green | Bowling Green | The Everly Brothers | |
Kellyane | Carrie Anne | Hollies | |
Putin’s Envoy Quits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
El Mariachi | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
Power’s Compelling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Motel Cleaner | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Awesome, Please! | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
Awesome Queefs | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
Windy Are the Queeves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
Leaves of Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
Autumn Sheaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
Wind Brings In the Leaves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
[Pe]ruke of Squirr’l | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
League of Deduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
I Hold My Pelt with Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Put a Belt o’ Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rank Dissipation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
My Bottle I’ll Tilt with a Motion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
Raised the Price | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
Chum Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
With Russians He Chummed | From Russia with Love | Matt Munro | |
Sweet Land or Deep at Sea | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
It Puts a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Chum Be Lumpy | Humpty Dumpty | Traditional | |
Poor Humpty Fell Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
Oh, Chum, All Ye Baitful | Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful | Traditional | |
Stump-Stump-Stumpy | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Chummy, Chummy, Chummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | |
Chum | Lump | Presidents of the United States | |
We Ride the Swells, This Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Chumbalaya | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
A Crook in Gloves | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
I’m Put in Cell to Rue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Patented Leather | Happy Together | Turtles | |
You Get a Swell Purview | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Live?! Let ’em Die! | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
You’d Best Stay Well, or You…. | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Filth and Garbage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
Most of the Gain Goes | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
Mabel’s Nice | Edelweiss | The Sound Of Music (Musical) | |
Mabel’s Nice | Edelweiss | The Sound Of Music (Musical) | |
Going Back | Going Back | Carole King | |
I Feel Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Fire Started to Smoke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Insanity Defense | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Mr. Bass Man | Mr. Bass Man | Johnny Cymbal | |
My Conflagrations | My Generation | Who | |
Overt Bunkum: Lies-Bray Clowns | Over Under Sideways Down | The Yardbirds | |
The Puzder | The Pusher | Steppenwolf | |
Tiny Stubbies | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
Flames | Fame | David Bowie | |
It’s Hot As Hell When You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Johnny Has Hots for a Smolder | Johnny Has Gone for a Soldier | Traditional | |
Nag-Beater | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
The Pony Felled the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
A Big Fistload of Soap | A Little Bit of Soap | Jarmels | |
Zest Song | Jets Song | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Cleansing with the Zest | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Me Frothin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Try Soap | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
It Is Not Prell I Use | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Ground Is Sluicy | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
Most High Card’nal Clement IX | Oh My Darling Clementine | Traditional | |
Transfiguration | My Generation | Who | |
They’ve Found Purdue’s Kick | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
Reincarnation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Transfiguration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
It Won’t Sit Well, This Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
We Cannot Tell It’s You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Stake Me, Ron | Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | |
Guy Puts a Spell on ‘Huge’ | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Love A ‘Spell’ Redo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’m Plump—My Belly Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
She’s Just Too Swell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
United Beats Man | United We Stand | Brotherhood of Man | |
Ropa de Cama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
Flannel | Carol | Chuck Berry | |
Apparel | Oh, Carol | Neil Sedaka | |
Vasco da Gama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
Billy Boy | Billy Boy | Traditional | |
Fox Bid That Yeller ’dieu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
In My Garden, Akita | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
Meter Charade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
Prongy Doggy Woo | Foggy Foggy Dew | Traditional | |
Combover Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
I Feel Compelled to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Putt as Well as You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I’ve an Embellished View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
That Pug Was Beltin’ Stu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Mutt’s Compelled to Woo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Pungent Smell Is You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Back to the USSR | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
Kara-Murza | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Tools Russian | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
Turpitude | Turbulence | Warren Zevon | |
That Putin Fella’s Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Putin Orders Hits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Memes of Reduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
The Unicorn Throng | The Unicorn Song | Irish Rovers | |
Screaming Mr. Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
These Guys Believe in ‘Science’?! | She Blinded Me with Science | Thomas Dolby | |
Cowbell He Has Heard, Gets High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
I Whisk Up Airy Delishness | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
There’s Rich Melisma at Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
The Game Is On; a Stick Fight’s Here | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Felled Trees Make Me Sad | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | |
Prison Cells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
Slickum Gel | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
Sylvan Dells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
Vittles Roast: Wonderful Dining Is Near | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
Ruminants Also, Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Miscellaneous | |
Silage Bites | Silent Night | Traditional | |
Gotta Go House-Mop | Up on the Housetop | Miscellaneous | |
Hacking Cells Were Green-lit Via Kremlin | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Jingle-Hell Schlock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Styx Go Down…Beelzebub | Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
Whittle Down That Elm Tree Stem | Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
Groggy, Soggy Blitzed Fest | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
Knives Are Honed at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Sy’ll Be Joan for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Gin Goes Well | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
The Bits-Blitz Throng | The Christmas Song | Miscellaneous | |
The Knights of Short Diction | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
Hog-Fress, These Scary Senate Men | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kismet | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Livin’-In Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Sinecure World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Bold Bang Sign | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
I Have Found ‘Spell’ Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Domesday Tax Platoon | Tuesday Afternoon | The Moody Blues | |
At the Stream Where You Fish | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
Béchamel Liked Much | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
Béchamel Mousse-o | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
Béchamel Mucho | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
Béchamel, Like Mousse | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
California Greenin’ | California Dreamin' | Mamas and the Papas | |
Glottal Stop | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
'Very Stable Genius' | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
I’m Meal-Picky | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Lunch-Meat Food | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Vittles on Road, Flattened | Visions of Johanna | Bob Dylan | |
Marquis De... | Maria | West Side Story | |
She’s Binding Le’; He Likes It! | She Blinded Me with Science | Thomas Dolby | |
She’ll Put a Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mr. Struck-Down if You Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
Adumbrated Light at Dusk | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
Feasting on Champ’gnons | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
Stormy | Stormy | Classics IV | |
I’ll Put Some Gelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamiln' Jay Hawkins | |
Stormy Treasure | Stormy Weather | Various Artists | |
Stormy Treasure | Stormy Weather | Various Artists | |
Tubi Or Not Tubi? | To Be or Not to Be? | William Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
Lug Me, Lou | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
The Purser | The Pusher | Steppenwolf | |
Sobriquet’s BINGO | Seminole Bingo | Warren Zevon | |
Blue Nun Way | Blue Sunday | Doors | |
Itchin’ in Summer | Indian Summer | Doors | |
Lamb ’Ho’! | Land Ho! | Doors | |
Maggie’s Man Tilled | Maggie M'Gill | Doors | |
Deep Bog | Peace Frog | Doors | |
Clean Up the Highway! | Queen of the Highway | Doors | |
Old Souse Booze | Roadhouse Blues | Doors | |
Ripped Off Jewels | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
Sh*t Accrues | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
Not Spry | The Spy | Doors | |
Baking Gorgeous Buns | Waiting for the Sun | Doors | |
You’ll Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | Doors | |
I Feel Pain | It Will Rain | Bruno Mars | |
Wear Wool in London | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | |
Jug-Wine Stuporman | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | |
Bra Filch | Brazil | Various Artists | |
Bra Zilch | Brazil | Various Artists | |
Bromides | Brazil | Various Artists | |
Happy Taps | Happy Jack | Who | |
Tomorrow, ’nother Show | Tomorrow Never Knows | Beatles | |
Craving: Stable Bigness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
Craving: Stable Ingress | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
That Punch, a Hellish Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Her Jalousie’s Askew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Jalopy Won’t Move | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Jambalaya Moved! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Jealousy’s on View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
My Jongleurie Is Rude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Rexy Vacates | Sexy Sadie | Beatles | |
Green Sink Cleansed | Geek Stink Breath | Green Day | |
Sugar Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
Bouleversement from Bromide Dreams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
Bouleversement from Bromide Dreams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
Paint the Mustang’s Fixed Fender Bends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
To Crap a Load | Tobacco Road | Nashville Teens | |
I Doffed My Belt in School | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Put on ‘Elle’ Front, You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mocking Sprees | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
You Get a Swell Sea View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
The Mothball Fleet, So Long Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Fueling the Still | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
Makin' Absinthe Ade | Lady Marmalade | Patti LaBelle | |
A Greenish-Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Crimes Are Ursine | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
Comb Moussed Tresses | Come Together | Beatles | |
Maze Is Made of Maize | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney | |
Did Wells’ Shell Sells Screw You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Mocking ‘Matilda’ | Mother Matilda | Pink Floyd | |
Lunch for an Alligator | Love in an Elevator | Aerosmith | |
Grads | Bad | Michael Jackson | |
Twine Hair | Mein Heir | Liza Minnelli, Cabaret | |
To Borrow Is Wrong, Trust Me! | Tomorrow Belongs to Me | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
Kash’ Got Sliced | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
MBS (Mister Bone Saw) | Mister Sandman | Chordettes | |
Wahabis | Shipoopi | Buddy Hackett, Music Man | |
Wimpin’ | Willin’ | Little Feat | |
Walled-in Matilda | Waltzing Matilida | Traditional | |
The Boof Up Butt | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
It’s Heaven to Drink Some Beer | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Brave Combo | |
Gorge-Slitter Is a Dread Loup-Garou | Gorilla, You're a Desperado | Warren Zevon | |
Ogres Aren’t Riven by Dudes Who’re Good | Over the River and Through the Wood | Traditional | |
Rain/Spain/Plain | Rain | Beatles | |
Changing | Changes | David Bowie | |
Tar’ff Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
Got a Phone For Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Maria | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Piscine Plight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
It’s The Most Slumberful Time When You’re Here | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
Santa Claus Caught Runnin’ Around | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
Wrecked Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
Equina | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
Offset’s My Baby’s Backbone | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
Sylvan Hell | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
Glug Rye Before Christmas (A Tipple with Saint Drinksalot) | The Night Before Christmas (A Visit From Saint Nic | Clement Clarke Moore | |
Jalousies | Jealousy | Greg Kihn Band | |
The NFL Kills Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Shut Down | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
Flunkeys, Trogs, Hogs, Dimwits | Monkey Wash, Donkey, Rinse | Warren Zevon | |
Bad Air That You Breathe | The Air That I Breathe | Hollies | |
Host-Munchers | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | |
I Put a Shell in Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Onomatopoeia | Heartache Spoken Here | Warren Zevon | |
Soap Gets In Your Eyes | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Platters | |
Marie K. | Maria | West Side Story | |
Marie Gained Fame Peddling Hoarder Shame | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
Marie K. Has Got a Plan | Mary Had a Little Lamb | Sarah Josepha Hale | |
Devil: My Dis Guise | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
He’s the Devil | He's a Rebel | The Crystals | |
Satan Is No Fun | Waiting for the Sun | Doors | |
Mobster Bash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
Ceasin' of the Witch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | |
PG&E | YMCA | Village People | |
Seuss Fans | Suzanne | Leonard Cohen | |
Gnomes on the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
Larvae, Grubs, and Honey | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
Lawyer Grubs for Money | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
Starbucks | Starman | David Bowie | |
Bellow Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
Pay Dough (The Banana Dolt Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
Yes, He Bought That Banana | Yes, We Have No Bananas | Louis Prima | |
Tinkle Belles | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
I’ll Atone Post-Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Tinkerbell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Robbin’ Downtown Brings Misery | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Good Mooring | Good Morning | Singing in the Rain soundtrack | |
Blame It on the Cosa Nostra | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
Carpe Diem | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
I Pawed Three Dips | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
Got a Drone for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Sy’s Come Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Hey, Juul | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
The Kill-Mist Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
The Kill-Mist Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
Shite Pictures | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Gibberish Talk | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Warmin’ of the Skin Will Make Me Glad | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
Ankles Seen with Skirts up High | Angles We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
Boy Becomes Girl | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
Joints Truly Hurt | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
A Schism Splits the Witless Twits | A Visit from St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
I Heart Not a Joke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Bold, Ranked Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
Ablative Absolute | Obladi Oblada | Beatles | |
I'm in the Mood Subjunc’ | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
My Haul Increases | I Fall to Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
Catmanshrew | Katmandu | Bob Seger | |
I Paint on Yellow Hue, 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Paint on Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Money | Money | Beatles | |
Money | Money | Beatles | |
Scented, the Pillow with Your Fleece on | Send Me the Pillow That You Dream on | Johnny Tillotson | |
Low Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Cults Accrue | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
Sharia | Maria | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
Revelation | Revolution | Beatles | |
If You Believe That the Stars | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
Stink of Mire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
The Geek Scourge | The Seeker | Who | |
To 'Know' Him Means to Love Him | To Know Him Is to Love Him | Teddy Bears | |
Should I Taste Her Bloody Throat? Rewrite | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
Búscame Mucho | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
Look for Me a Lot | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
Norwegian Cod | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
A Vixen Wife | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
The Fishin’ Life | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
Baby Yoda | My Sharona | Knack | |
I’m Cooking Boo Boo | I'm Looking through You | Beatles | |
My Bookie’ll Screw You | I'm Looking through You | Beatles | |
Delicious | Depiction | Chris van Abkoude | |
The Mayn’t Be Metrical Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Man’s Castaneda | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
Why Corona? | My Sharona | Knack | |
I’m Forever Hoarding Baubles | I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles | Cockney Rejects | |
Maple Trees | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
Mafioso | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Whirl | Girl | Beatles | |
Hellish Subjunctive | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
It Is a Hellish Mood | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Shorn Fleece | Born Free | Andy Willilams | |
I Hate PG&E | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
It’s Freeze, Not Fry | Live Free or Die | Bill Morrissey | |
Lumbar-Crack Song | Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | |
I’m A Believer | I’m A Believer | Monkees | |
Memes Sell | Michelle | Beatles | |
You’re So Seamy | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
Light My Ire | Light My Fire | Doors | |
Mona Lisa | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
I Put a Smell on Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Glossolalia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
Barber Dan | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
The CRISPR Life | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
Pig-Trough Clan Keeps Chowin’ | Big Rock Candy Mountain | Harry McClintock | |
Nose-Line Restriction | Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
The Book of Words | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
The Look of Drugs | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
Mohels: ‘Hack a Chode?!’ | Tobacco Road | Nashville Teens | |
Fools Spout | School's Out | Alice Cooper | |
Spokespeople | Short People | Randy Newman | |
The Putrid Smell o’ Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
I Gorge upon Shepherd’s | The Lord Is My Shepherd | Traditional | |
Lazy, Hazy Sprinter | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | |
I Am in a Race | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
Rolled Pictures | Roll with It | Steve Winwood | |
L-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
A Simple Desultory Philippic (Revisited) | A Simple Desultory Philippic | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Corruption World | Computer World | Kraftwerk | |
Of Famous Mels There’s Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
They Trampled Him During the Running | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
Taurus Galore Song | Toreador Song, Carmen | Georges Bizet | |
Teddy Wants His Meth | Benny and the Jets | Elton John | |
L-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Pair o’ Dice Lost, Book I, Part 1 | Paradise Lost, Book I | John Milton | |
Ire Misfired | Light My Fire | Doors | |
As Promised, He Is Granting Schmoes Pardons | I Never Promised You a Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
Butt’s Stopped | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
Sleaze Tech Heavies Are Big Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | Hollies | |
Pay You Back on Pinterest | Pay You Back with Interest | Hollies | |
5,000 Rhymes | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
Parody | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
“Mike Corona” | My Sharona | Knack | |
Won’t Get Fueled on Gin | Won't Get Fooled Again | Who | |
Everything is F**ked Up | Everything Is Broken | Bob Dylan | |
Pumpkin Face | Poker Face | Lady Gaga | |
I'll Put a Squelch on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Vacant, Careless Dimwits | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
Mr. Sanders | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
Pair o’ Dice Lost, Book I, Part 2 | Paradise Lost, Book 1 | John Milton | |
Caparray, Part 10 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
Caparray, Part 11 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
Caparray, Part 12 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
Caparray, Part 1 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
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Woe, House-bound | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Shelter-in-Place Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
All Together? No!! | All Together Now | Beatles | |
Quarantini | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Corona, Corona | Corinna, Corinna | Bob Dylan | |
Mother Nature’s Done | Mother Nature's Son | Beatles | |
Trapped-Within Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
Goin’ Stir Crazy at Home | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
Runaground Sloop | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | |
Those Were the Days | Those Were the Days | Mary Hopkin | |
Guys, Schlep Apart in San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
Kemp | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
Sam's on Week 3 | Psalm 23 | Unknown | |
Sam’s Mighty Bummed | Psalm 91 | Miscellaneous | |
Stuck in, Ravin’ the Home-shtik Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
Boor Meme-tweeting Fantasies | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Steeples | People | Barbra Streisand | |
Easter Charade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
Easter Pand' Aid | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
Bad-Runes Vikings | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Sheltered, Shuttered, Curses Muttered | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
’Donna | Donna | Richie Valens | |
’Donna | Donna | Richie Valens | |
Chloroquine | Heroin | Velvet Underground | |
It’s Today? Or Yesterday? | More Today Than Yesterday | Spiral Staircase | |
Tweeter Tirade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
No-No! | Heigh-Ho | Disney Songs | |
Sicko Louse Dunce Song | Mickey Mouse Club Song | Disney Songs | |
South Dakota | Oklahoma | Oklahoma! (Musical) | |
Schlock Dose o’ Diesel! | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | |
Sick? Get Back to Work! | Whistle While You Work | Disney Songs | |
21st Century Pox | 20th Century Fox | Doors | |
Cerebrate | Celebrate | Three Dog Night | |
Jeff B.’s Mad for Gelt | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
Sov’reign Citizen | Model Citizen | Warren Zevon | |
Stay in House, Dudes, Be All Tame | Take Me Out to the Ball Game | Traditional | |
Blame Is Always on “The Other” | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
Sniff It up Snout | Fiddle About | Who | |
Prisoners Who’re Shut | Prisoners of Love | Producers Soundtrack | |
Scum Of The Earth | Salt of the Earth | Rolling Stones | |
Thank You Very Much | Thank You Very Much | Scaffold | |
The Blame Game | The Name Game | Shirley Ellis | |
We Are the Champions | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
Stooge, Gotta Depart | You Gott Have Heart | Damned Yankees soundtrack | |
Hombre Naranja | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
Manos Vag’randas | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
Man’s Mug Is Orange | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
Man’s a Cat-Grabber | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
Clump Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
Injection | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
Clear Lungs with Sun | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
Buy Some Clorox 2 | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Buy Some Clorox | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
Tracing | Traces | Classics IV | |
Bad Case of Trump-Abuse (Stop It? Not Yet!) | Bad Case of Lovin' You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
Bad Case of Trump-Imbue (Doctors, Schmoctors!) | Bad Case of Lovin' You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
Cram, Mob, and Chum | Band on the Run | Wings | |
Don’t Wanna Use Drugs | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
We’ve Few Tests | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack | |
All I Have to Do Is Bleach | All I Have to Do Is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
Georgia’s Gov: Blind Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
Memes Unseemly? Hey, Who Cares?! | Jeannie with the Light Brown Hair | Stephen Foster | |
A Stooge Full of Bullsh*t | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Kushner, Crook Scourge | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
Jerkoff Krookner Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
Boozy Crew | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
The Finest of Boys | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
Splendid Satiation | Splendid Isolation | Warren Zevon | |
Politics Flunkies | Porcelain Monkey | Warren Zevon | |
All They Want To Do Is Meme | All I Have to Do Is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
It’s by Zoom | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
Ablute Ripeness | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Light My Lungs | Light My Fire | Doors | |
Lodi | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
Snoopy’s Due | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
A Deluge of Lies | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
Cosa Nostra | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
Projection | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
Fools Gushed In | Fools Rush In | Ricky Nelson | |
Get Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
‘Genius’ Ramps Disease | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Heroes Fight Illness | Heroes and Villains | Beach Boys | |
Zuckerberg | Hushabye | Beach Boys | |
Mind of a Child | I Am a Child | Neil Young | |
Leader of the Claque | Leader of the Pack | Shangri-Las | |
Stooge Lot’s Truth Naught | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
Dolt Tweets in America | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
Paint It Black | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
Victims of Trump | Prisoners of Love | Producers Soundtrack | |
Tweeting Deranged Scam | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
[Know] Nothings Happened In Another Day | Something Happened to Me Yesterday | Rolling Stones | |
Stone Freak | Stone Free | Jimi Hendrix | |
Here Come the Clowns | Tears of a Clown | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | |
The Crooked Lump | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
Lindsey | Windy | Association | |
Crew Had To Hide The Docs Away | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
Republican Party | American Woman | Guess Who | |
Another Under The Bus | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
Autocrats | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
Elon | Levon | Elton John | |
Whiny Ranter | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
Fillin’ | Willin' | Linda Ronstadt | |
Treacherous Trumps | Eminence Front | Who | |
Mobster Criminal | Model Citizen | Warren Zevon | |
Teddy's Dad | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
Troggies Sent to Congress | Froggie Went a-Courtin' | Traditional | |
Fat Il Duce | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Sibilance Sure Does Sounds Swell | Sympathy for the Devil | Rolling Stones | |
Liver-gnashin’ Lupine Lou | Little Latin Lupe Lu | Mitch Ryder | |
Lupine Louie | Louie Louie | Kingsmen | |
Creatures That Range | People Are Strange | Doors | |
Lupine Dude | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
He’s Mostly Wolf | The Lonely Bull | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |
Wolfsbane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Werewolves Are Lunchin’ | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | |
Bore Throat Veins | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
Don’t Want a Lupine Chew | Here We Go Loop de Loop | Kids' song | |
He’s a Strange Fellow, Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Kids' song | |
Bad Cough’s Croupy | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
Dribble, Drool, Droop | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
Exophiala | Sexual Healing | Marvin Gaye | |
Guys Started to Smoke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Sawyer Stumped My Buddy | Laywers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
In The Bed to Stay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
I Barely Got up the Mountain | The Bear Went over the Mountain | Traditional | |
Slime on My Hands | Time on My Hands | Billie Holiday | |
Fork o’ Tines | 409 | Beach Boys | |
All My Luncheon | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
Good Luncheon?! | Good Lovin' | The Young Rascals | |
I’ll Fry My Bread | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
Thin Disks with Peppermint | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
Lucy Baked Some Pies; I’ll Buy One | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
Luscious Boogers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
The Things We Chew for Lunch | The Things We Do for Love | 10cc | |
Ogres Pull Your Bones Apart | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
I Graze on Grapes | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
Scourge o’ Birds | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
The Birds | The Word | Beatles | |
Birds Above | Words of Love | Beatles | |
Birds | Words | BeeGees | |
These Birds! | Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
Avians Were Crazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Wings | |
Avians Were Crazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Wings | |
Flying Above, Doom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
Gored Me | Born Free | Matt Monro | |
Gored | More | Andy Williams | |
Gore | More | Andy Williams | |
Gored Me | Stormy | Classics IV | |
The Gored-Me Bull | The Lonely Bull | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |
Bris Boy | This Boy | Beatles | |
Bris, Goy? | This Boy | Beatles | |
Full o’ Bullsh*t | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs | |
Got a Bull Shiv | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs | |
Gore-Spillers Score Your Chest and Arms too | Gorilla, You're a Desperado | Warren Zevon | |
Corrida, Corrida! | Corrine Corrina | Ray Peterson | |
The Bulls about to Be Routin’ | The Bear Went over the Mountain | Traditional | |
Booze Scores, Booze Pours | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
Tipple | People | Barbra Streisand | |
Secrete Anus Grams | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
Snoozin’ | Susan | Buckinghams | |
The Night We Scored | The Night Before | Beatles | |
Then I Hit the Floor | When I'm 64 | Beatles | |
Good’s Boring | Good Morning | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
Tim Heads for the Loo | It Had to Be You | Various Artists | |
La Sagrada de Gaudi | In a Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
The Mystic Shtik | The Crystal Ship | Doors | |
Zarathustra | Barracuda | Heart | |
Homilies | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
Bingeing in the Eves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
Bingeing Yet Again | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
Bingeing on the Brain | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
Stingy and He’s Mean | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
Stinking…I Should Bathe | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
Tappiness Is so Much Fun | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
[Don’t] Let’s Dance! | Let's Dance | Chris Montez | |
Social Bubbles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
Tappy | Happy | Rolling Stones | |
I Do Not Feel Like Dancing | You Make Me Feel like Dancing | Leo Sayer | |
Dance? Gams Can’t | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
Dance and Miss My Marks | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Goin’ Down Is My Boat | Come on Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
Fishin’, Fixed on Sole | Little Bit of Soul | Music Explosion | |
Fixed on Fuels | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
Aid Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
Save Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
The Balclutha | Barracuda | Heart | |
Damn! I Love Fir | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
Hy Steals Pine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
It Has to Be Yew | It Had to Be You | Frank Sinatra | |
Pissed Trees | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
I Steal, Grifty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
The Lend | The End | Doors | |
Billin’ | Willin’ | Linda Ronstadt | |
Billin’ | Willin’ | Linda Ronstadt | |
Fly from His Quiver | Cry me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Don’t Mess with Tim | Don't Fence Me In | Gene Autry | |
Borrow | Zorro | Zorro Theme Song | |
I Can Hear Moo Shtik | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
Bite My Tire | Light My Fire | Doors | |
Pups with Tails not Waggin’ | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
An Ugly Tick on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
Another Tick [Mark] on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
Big and Strong | Sing a Song | Carpenters | |
Sh*t…Left the Gate Wide Open! | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
I Love to Huff My Fife and Play | I Wanna Love My Life Away | Gene Pitney | |
I Love to Shove My Wives Away | I Wanna Love My Life Away | Gene Pitney | |
WiFi | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
My Wives | My Wife | Who | |
I Wanna Be De-Mated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | |
Ignitable Boy | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
Indictable Boy | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
We Can No Longer Shake Hands | Even a Dog Can Shake Hands | Warren Zevon | |
A Long Yarn from His Maw | The Long Arm of the Law | Warren Zevon | |
Guy’s a Loser | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
In My Tomb | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
Jests Wrong | Jets Song | West Side Story soundtrack | |
Bummer in the City | Summer in the City | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Ravelin’ Man | Traveling Man | Rick Nelson | |
Hey There, Umpire | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White Ts | |
Californians Weren’t So Dumb | California, Here I Come | Al Jolson | |
I Spoon with My Sugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Stall Guy Lovin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
Stall Guy Lovin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
I Am Defrocked | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
I Am Defrocked | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
The Book of Love | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
I Want You to Taunt Me | I Want You to Want Me | Cheap Trick | |
Guy Fought His Maw | I Fought the Law | Clash | |
Douches of Spin | Do It Again | Beach Boys | |
I Want My Shirt | I Love My Shirt | Dononvan | |
Maxwell’s Pimping Manner | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | |
Pimp | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
I Love My Shirt | I Want My Shirt | Marx Brothers | |
Putin Ordered Hits | Putting' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Cranks Engorged with Meming | California Dreaming | Mamas and Papas | |
Outré Memes | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Meme-Streamer, Unseemly Me! | Dream a Little Dream of Me | Cass Elliot | |
A Tasteless Scourge | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
Memes | Dream | Hannah Montana | |
Linking to the Memes | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
Fly’n’ Digits | White Christmas | Various artists | |
Memes | Dreams | Fleetwood Mac | |
Schlockin’, Fobbin’ | Rockin' Robin | Bobby Day | |
Don’t Know Him; Ain’t Heard of Him | To Know Him Is to Love Him | Teddy Bears | |
Porridge | Zorro | Zorro Theme Song | |
Joints | Boys | Beatles | |
These Joints | This Boy | Beatles | |
Where The Joints Are | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
Video Image; Radio Sparks | Video Killed the Radio Star | Buggles | |
Oops! I Dipped It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
Laissez Moe Tranquille | Laissez-Moi Tranquille | Serge Gainsbourg | |
Groomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
King Kong The Big Is Dead | Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
This Game Has Spawned an “It’s Blight!” Jeer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
Cat’s in the Bag | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
Hit Me with the Next Shot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
Have Ourselves a Scary, Vicious Sickness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Bagels We Have Burned on HIGH | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
Sweet Blissness Is Cherry Blintzes | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Bingle’s Swell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
It’s in Hell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
I’m Spieling with Some Light Riffness | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Casting of the Spell | Traditional | Carol of the Bells | |
Have Yourself a Cherry-Red and Split Lip | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Stack Your Shelf: a Bevy ’f Bibulousness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
Leavened Dough | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
“Schmuck!” Says My Spouse, “Mop!” | Up on the Housetop | Gene Autry | |
“Felis,” Latin, “Cat” | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | |
Foggy-from-Dope Man | Frosty the Snowman | Miscellaneous | |
Grifting Sells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
Three Quarter Notes | Three Marlenas | The Wallflowers | |
Away with You, Stranger! | Away in a Manger | Traditional | |
I Got Mommy in My Blackmail Claws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Miscellaneous | |
I’m Screaming to My Lithe Mistress | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Santa Claus Is Sloughing Off Gowns | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Miscellaneous | |
Baby Is Near; I Get High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
I See Gnomes at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Hawkin’ in Town, Steep Christmas Trees | Rockin' around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Supercalorificfastfoodgetsmebadlybloated | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
‘Boule’vard of Bowling Teams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
Arthritis | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
Joint Movement Hurts | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
The Grate Replacement | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
Mahler’s Faddah Markets Vodka | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
What Should We Do with the Drug-Kings Sacklers? | What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? | Traditional | |
Ponzi | Amie | Pure Prairie League | |
Holmes Won’t Remain | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
I’ve Been Cloned—Who Is This? | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
My New Home Is Prison | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Wily Crones Mean Business | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
The Wishbone Will Soon Be Splitting | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
We Wiccans Are Scary Witches | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Aching Are My Burning Eyes | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
‘God’ Rendered as an Anagram | Got Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
Guy’s Scheming to Ignite Business | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Let ’im Go | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
Stewed Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
Halve a Swell, Very Delicious Chicken | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Various Artists | |
Near Done, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
I’m Intending to Cook a Lot of Biscuits | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Various Artists | |
The ‘Fix’ Was Wrong | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
Drunk’s Gotta Souse-Stop | Up on the Housetop | Gene Autry | |
Wallowin’ in Bills from Uncle Sam | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Various Artists | |
Dear One, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
I Saw Mummy Kissing Auntie’s Jaws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd, Others | |
Chew Dog Renders Nose Pain-Shear | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry, others | |
Santa Claus Is Slummin’ Around | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Various Artists | |
The Fix Was Wrong | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
Homophone Punderful Thyme of the Year | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
Rocks on the Ground Are Trippin’ Me | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
Sane an’ Crazy | Santa Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
Satan Baby | Santa Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
To Rites He Bore Witness | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
Cold-Fangs Kind | Auld Lang Syne | Rod Stewart | |
Cold-Tank Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
Hard Rain Continues to Fall | A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | |
It Never Rains in Sunny California | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | |
California’s Got No Sun | California, Here I Come | Al Jolson | |
Raindrops Keep Fallin’, and I’m Wet | Raindrops Keep Fallin on My Head | BJ Thomas | |
Rivers Wrought from Rain | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
When Stops the Rain? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
It Is Drier! | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
Damn! A Crawling Sprawling Christmas | Have a Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
Ping's Gang | Bang Bang | Cher | |
Watch? Talk? Blow Away? | Up, Up and Away | 5th Dimension | |
Gliding-High Red Balloon | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | |
Here Comes That Grape-Array Peeling—Can’t Win | Here Comes That Rainy-Day Feeling Again | Fortunes | |
Babbling Din of the Sweet Must Mix | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
A Grape-Treat Blender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
Limericks, Yay! | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Limericks World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Allegretto | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Dig the Gateau | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
In the Château | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Train of Fools | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
Oops! They Did It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
Silicon Valley | Down in the Valley | Traditional | |
Eye Wallow Inn Puns | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
Fly Swallows Have Come | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
Guy Swallows the Bunk | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
I’ll Fallow the Farm | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
I’ll Wallop Your Buns | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
I’ve Swallowed the Gum | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
Fangs in; Swiggin’ Starts | Dancing in the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | |
Fangs in; Swiggin’ Starts | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
Kentucky Gunman | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | |
Schisming World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
Simenon | Cinnamon | Tommy James | |
Super-Rap-It-Fast Is This Shtik; Send Me Rapid Focus! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
The Quest for the Spread on the Table | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Gods of Bocce | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Cranky-Spanky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James | |
The Wretch Stops the Wedding Guest Gerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Votare | Volare | Dean Martin | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 1 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 1 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 2 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 2 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 3 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 3 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 4 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 4 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 5 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 5 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 6 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 6 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 7 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 7 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
Bug Boats | Love Boat Theme | Jack Jones | |
Our Dray Dumps Tons | Our Day Will Come | Ruby & The Romantics | |
Pong From Loo | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
The Hall’s Slathered: Danger! Dogshit | The Ballad of Davey Crockett | Disney Songs | |
Dung or Fart? | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
Hoovin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Goofy | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
How Can I Be Dour? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Young Rascals | |
Sub-SubSapiens Dome-Thick Goons | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
Defaultin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Defaultin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
Croesus Loves Me | Jesus Loves Me | Anna Bartlett Warner | |
Heat Caved | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
Allez Vous…. | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
Coppélia | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
Dogs Mess America | God Bless America | Irving Berlin | |
Drunkard’s Tipplin’ Streak | Up on Cripple Creek | Band | |
Cocaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Slick Over | It's Over | Roy Orbison | |
He’s a Smirking Lout | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
Instantiation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
Degrease Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
After the Glovin’ | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
We’d Bitched; Blathered; ‘Bah!’e; Beefed, Bilious | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | |
Man Stick | Magic | Pilot | |
Priapic | Diana | Paul Anna | |
Off the Carousel | On a Carousel | Hollies | |
Into the Grate, Wide Open | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
That’s Agave | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Grifting and Blighting Dei | Twisting' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
Shifty | Windy | Association | |
Bad Dei | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
He’s a Swindler, a Dei Fake | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
Guy Can Stream for Miles | I Can See for Miles | Who | |
Growing Moe Bile | Going Mobile | Who | |
Won’t Get Fumed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | Who | |
Mammon Lust | Magic Bus | Who | |
Windfall Blizzard | Pinball Wizard | Who | |
Cinema Junk | Eminence Front | Who | |
Strictures Are Silly | Pictures of Lilly | The Who | |
Fun, Fun, Fun | Run, Run, Run | The Who | |
Prostitute | Substitute | The Who | |
Nose Retry | No Reply | Beatles | |
A Brain-Based Cranium? | La Camisa Negra | Juanes | |
La Cabeza ¿Llena? | La Camisa Negra | Juanes | |
Grown Jugs Need Booby-Full Mooring | Oh What a Beautiful Morning | Oklahoma | |
Lemme Be Blunt | Eminence Front | The Who | |
Bagels We Have Spurned for Pies | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
I Saw Mommy’s Dripping Fangs and Claws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
Write and Forge on Briskly | I"ll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
Grift’s Beginning to Book a Lot of Business | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Various Artists | |
Mow Vittles Down: Crunch Bread and Then…. | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
Time Is Right | Silent Night | Traditional | |
These Vittles Ain’t Fare for Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Here Comes Natty Togs | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
Noise Truly Hurts | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
A Typhoid Mary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
Wanting Out of This Boat | Come On Down To My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
Ship Ain’t Cool! | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
On the Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
Upon the Sea | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
Grifters, Scammers, Thieves | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
Grifters Get Dough | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
Griftees | Piggies | Beatles | |
Griftin’, a Crime That Pays | Twistin' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
Griftees Stunned | Give Me Love | George Harrison | |
Bucks Snared Will Be Gone | Up Where We Belong | Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes | |
Wiles Put a Sell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Dame Grifter | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
Grifting Plenty Is What They Have in Mind | Did You Ever Have to Make up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
Filch-Lots Grifter | Pinball Wizard | Who | |
Wily, Grifty | Silas Stingy | Who | |
The Grifter Takes Flight | The Kids Are Alright | Who | |
Grift Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
Grift You | Miss You | Rolling Stones | |
Grifters Are Filchy/Shifty/Lifty/Fibby | Pictures of Lily | Who | |
Pullin’ off a Grift | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
Griftees Dump Money | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
The Grifters Lift | The Crystal Ship | Doors | |
Score Bucks, These Griftin’-Sleaze Liars | Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher | Jackie Wilson | |
Grifting, He Got Me with His Con | Killing Me Softly with His Song | Roberta Flack | |
Grifted Tools | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
Grifters Have Made Guys Broken | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
Griftin’, la Vida ’drona | Livin' la Vida Loco | Ricky Martin | |
Griftiin’ and Connin’, This Crew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
Griftin’ Vermin | Little Children | Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas | |
Griftin’ | Willin' | Little Feat | |
She’s Gonna Grift You in a Con | You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone | Brooks & Dunn | |
I Am Grifting Many Dim-Bulb Chumps | I Can't Give You Anything but Love | Dean Martin | |
Bread-Bleed Crew | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
Grumbling: “Money-Free!” | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
Suckers Grifted, a Pay-Take | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
Corps’s Gonna Grift Sheep | You're Gonna Miss Me | Connie Francis | |
Dei Grifter | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
Grift-Preach | Windy | Association | |
Grift and Prey | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
Grifting’s a Bold-Crime Affliction | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
Grifty, That Gold-Find Religion | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
Grifters Rejoice in Stings | Lift Every Voice and Sing | James Weldon Johnson | |
Griftin’ Hell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | |
Con-Words Griftin’ Fauxsters | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Sabine Baring-Gould | |
Swindlers Grift | Simple Gifts | Joseph Brackett | |
The Mangy Killer of Dog | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Riding After Storm | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Righteous Yet Forlorn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Ripening, the Corn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Writers of the Porn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Writhing on the Floor | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
Hair’s So Thin | Heroin | Velvet Underground | |
Swindlers Prey/Prison Stay | Sister Ray | Velvet Underground | |
White Noise/Light Sleep | White Light/White Heat | Velvet Underground | |
Ply the Goose Livers | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
It’s Impassable | It's Impossible | Perry Comp | |
Hell Foe Scary Lu’ | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | |
My Whey | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
Wild Yeast | Wild Thing | Troggs | |
Hog Fress at the Buffet | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
Slime Your Pulpit | I'm Your Puppet | James & Bobby Purify | |
Nom de Plume | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
Monk Day, Monk Day | Monday, Monday | Mamas and Papas | |
Subway, Subway | Monday, Monday | Mamas and Papas | |
These Butts Are Made for Coughin’ | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
Lippin’ Changes Range | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
’rithms Are the Bane | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
Break On Through (Another Taut Hide/Hind) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | Doors | |
Dieu Merci Pour Les Enfants | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
Thank Heaven for Little Kids | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
The Vatican ‘Fag’ | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
I Stick My Chewing Gum | I'm in the Mood for Love | Barbra Streisand | |
I’m in the Mood for Lunch | I'm in the Mood for Love | Billy Eilish | |
Guy Is a Mooch and Bum | I'm in the Mood for Love | Julie London | |
High Is the Moon Above | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
I Am Mute; I’m a Monk | I'm in the Mood for Love | Billy Eckstine | |
I Have a Moue on Mug | I'm in the Mood for Love | Leo Reisman | |
I Hear More Moos than One | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bob Hope | |
I Try to Move My Thumb | I'm in the Mood for Love | Louis Armstrong | |
I’m in the Mood for Mumm | I'm in the Mood for Love | Nat King Cole | |
I’m in the Mood for Tugs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Marilyn Monroe | |
I’ve Got a Mule That Bucks | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frances Langford | |
He Shuns the Sun…Night Bloodlust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
Cockaigne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Gauguin | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Slow Drain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
Claimed 18 | Hey, 19 | Steely Dan | |
Incubus | Magic Bus | Who | |
Succubus | Magic Bus | Who | |
Nape Fan | Apeman | Kinks | |
Tape’ Man | Apeman | Kinks | |
Glyphed Gimp’s Bossable | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
It’s Apocryphal | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
Gross, Sad, and Jammy | Poke Salad Annie | Elvis Presley | |
California Schemin’ | California Dreamin' | Mamas and Papas | |
Going Down Is My Boat | Come on Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
I Scuttled the Boat | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Layin' Mattress Pard | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
Bits Pre-Tech | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
Mister Red | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
Prisoner Ed | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
Slickened Bed | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
I’m Gonna Meld the Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Vile Is This Hellish Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
Road-Kill Loon | Roadhouse Blues | Doors | |
Bobby’s Grill | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
Kill on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
Head Repair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
On the Road’s His Yen | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Deadly Bear Pickoff | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | |
The Bear Was Found Near a Fountain | The Bear Went Over the Mountain | Traditional | |
Jailer, Take Louche Grift-Sleaze! | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
Santos Fraud Is Convict-Suit-Bound | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Gene Autry | |
Bye-Bye, Nut | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
Bad Neighbors | Bad Sneakers | Steely Dan | |
Transition | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
Duke’s a Girl! | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
How Can Cy Be Shirl? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Young Rascals | |
Loomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Moonin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Musin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Musin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Proofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Proustin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Shootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Spoofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Spoofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Zoomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Crewin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Croonin'’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Cruisin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Cruisin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Cruisin’ 3 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Loopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Loupin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Lupine | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Sloopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Stoopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Douchin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Dupin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Dupin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Dupin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Groupin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Lootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Louvrin’ Deux | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Louvrin’ Un | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Roofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Snoozin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Boozin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Bruin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Chewin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Coopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Gluin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Hoovin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Juicin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Louchin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Mooin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
’shroomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Goopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Goosin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Groomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Moochin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Roomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Schoolin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Scoopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Smoochin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Spoonin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Stoogin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Incest-Bred | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
Wash Up or Reek | Doxology | Curtis W. Reese | |
What a French! It Really Pleases | What a Friend We Have in Jesus | Joseph M. Scriven | |
Mind-Cloak Gained | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
“Go West, Young Man, Today” | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
Piggies Fly, Winging | Minute by Minute | The Doobie Brothers | |
Cut with Tool, Me-Bleed | What a Fool Believes | The Doobie Brothers | |
Grooves on Food from Roadway | Boogaloo Down Broadway | Fantastic Johnny C. | |
Bye-Bye, Schmuck | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
Food Noggin | Good Lovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Toobin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Stopped, This Defame of Bob | Stop in the Name of Love | The Supremes | |
Yeah, Guy’s Head Meat | Yes, I'm Ready | Barbara Mason | |
Bobby | Donna | Richie Valens | |
Whale Got Chopped | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
Dribbles on My Blue Vest Spawned | Devil with a Blue Dress on | Mitch Ryder | |
Stuck in My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
Suckin’ My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
Synecdoche | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
I Will Be Drinking Scotch Tonight | I'm Beginning to See the Light | Ella Fitzgerald | |
My Mane’s Thinning; What’s Left Is White | I'm Beginning to See the Light | Ella Fitzgerald | |
La Merde | La Mer | Charles Trenet | |
I’ve Tarted for Dolts | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
I’ve Tarted for Jokes | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
Cop, Cop. Cop! | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
Humble is My Hovel | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
Coke, Beer, or Reefer? | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
Fifty Ways to Feast on Rover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
Rootin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rougin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Roulette | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rubik’s | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Ruin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Runin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
I’m in the Mood for Ludd | I'm in the Mood for Love | Miscellaneous | |
L-U-D-D | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
Rouxin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Putin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rubens | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rubin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Rublin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Ruebens | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Ruthin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Blah-Blah Cant | Beach Boys | Barbara Ann | |
Chimp Coterie | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
Ghoulin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
Russian Disinformation | Just My Imagination | Temptations | |
Disinformation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
‘Pundits’ Spit Out Junk Shtik | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
Schlocksturbators | Operator | Jim Croce | |
Deceit-Spieling, Fleecing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | Eagles | |
Hitler Ain’t Really Dead at All | Hitler Has Only Got One Ball | Author unknown | |
I’m in No Mood for Bunk | I'm in the Mood for Love | Miscellaneous | |
Nothing | Nothing | Fugs | |
Amiright’s Where I’d Go | The Bible Tells Me So | Dale Evans | |
Argyles Sang about This Guy | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
Strange/Space Things Are Seen, Nursing Fright | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
Drones in Our Gaze | Home on the Range | Gene Autry | |
Frankly, It’s No Damn | Frosty the Snowman | Various Artists | |
I See Hoke at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
I See/Hear Hoke at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
I’ll Be Poached for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
Gorge Vittles Down when Belt Is Cinched | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
I’m Blitzed from too Many Sippings | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
Icky Smell’s Rot | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
Rotten and Brown, the Christmas Tree | Rockin' around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
I Am Thinking I’ll Be Hauled off to Prison | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Meredith Wilson | |
It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot like Cricked Neck | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Meredith Wilson | |
Joints Are a Curse | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
Grifting Hell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Silver Bells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
Jingle Bells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
That Wayward Mutt’s Mangy | Away in a Manger | Traditional | |
Have Yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb Fest | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Hugh Martin | |
Solecistic Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
I Saw Mommy Clipping Santa’s Paws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
I’m Teeming with a White Crick Mass | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
Cy Has Wives | Silent Night | Traditional | |
The Grill-It Song | The Christmas Song | Various Artists |