If I had a mote of musical talent or ability, I'd be making music instead of churning out song parodies. I've been indulging in that vice since May 2004, when a friend of mine pointed me to amiright. After a few false starts, I discovered I have a facility (of which I stress the facile aspect) for crankin' 'em out.

For better or worse, I'm a big fan of rhetorical and literary devices and polysyllabism, so I'm not reluctant to resort to them, often at the expense of pacing perfection's pursuit. Neither am I squeamish about neologizing. My themes are frequently unseemly--seamy, even. I'm also kind of a lex maniac. Occasionally I insert foreign-language fragments into my parodies or, worse, write entire parodies in pidgins. I know just enough French, Spanish, and German to be dangerous.

I love mixed drinks, doubles, greens, grill, marriages, and media. But I love mixed metaphors even more. And I believe, to paraphrase Paul Krassner, founder/editor of "The Realist," that syntax is Silly Putty. That credo was alliteratively summed up by Bob Gomez, in a comment about one of my parodies: "syntactically strangled into submission." (Alliteration [to say nothing of parentheticalness] is my inamorata.) Conversely, or perhaps concomitantly, as an lapsed copy editor, I'm fairly punctilious about punctuation.

Although some people insist that two-thirds of a pun is P-U, I believe that "pun" is half of "pundit," which I am not. But I do like to have fun with puns, the more punishing the better.

Much of the talent on this site is incredible, and I salute the satiric sages who grace these pages. I get many of my ideas by reading and envying their submissions.

A big word of thanks to Chuck for starting and maintaining the site and making this all possible.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted	P	F	O	H
Kerry, Man!	Carrie Ann	Hollies	2004-05-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	117
Drive the War	Drive My Car	Beatles	2004-05-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	83
Now He's Beleaguered	I'm a Believer	Monkees	2004-05-21	4.0	1.0	1.0	64
Hidin' Hoods	Li'l Red Riding Hood	Sam the Sham	2004-05-21	3.0	3.0	2.8	77
Rummy, Rummy, Rummy	Yummy Yummy Yummy	Ohio Express	2004-05-21	4.3	3.7	3.3	95
Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right	Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite	Beatles	2004-05-22	3.0	1.0	1.0	69
Mosque of Hate	Chapel of Love	Dixie Cups	2004-05-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	99
Fixing a Hole	Fixing a Hole	Beatles	2004-05-22	1.0	1.0	1.0	69
Getting Better?	Getting Better	Beatles	2004-05-22	1.0	1.0	1.0	68
Lindens Are the Banes of John's Sans Sun	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds	Beatles	2004-05-22	2.0	2.0	2.0	73
Mecca	Mecca	Gene Pitney	2004-05-22	4.0	1.0	1.0	71
Sgt. Graner's Bonehead Hard-Club Band/A Little Threat from My Friends	St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/A Little Help from My Friends	Beatles	2004-05-22	4.0	1.0	1.0	344
Looking for Scum	Lookin' for Love	Waylong Jennings	2004-05-22	3.0	1.0	1.0	70
Moon Image	Moon Shadow	Cat Stevens	2004-05-22	4.5	3.0	3.0	71
Opus, I Dei'd It Again	Oops! I Did It Again	Britney Spears	2004-05-22	3.0	1.0	1.0	81
Chalabi	Let it Be	Beatles	2004-05-23	1.0	1.0	1.0	71
Condi	Windy	The Association	2004-05-23	3.0	3.3	3.0	61
Without Him	Within You Without You	Beatles	2004-05-23	4.0	1.0	1.0	54
Condoleeza	Carmelita	Warren Zevon	2004-05-23	1.0	1.0	1.0	65
Why Sharon, Huh?	My Sharona	The Knack	2004-05-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
A Day in the Strife	A Day in the Life	Beatles	2004-05-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	76
Je T' Mene	Je T'Aime	Serge Gainsbourg	2004-05-24	2.5	2.5	2.5	80
Love That Pita	Lovely Rita	Beatles	2004-05-24	4.0	1.0	1.0	60
These Boobs Are Made for Squawkin'	These Boots Are Made for Walkin'	Nancy Sinatra	2004-05-24	4.7	2.3	2.3	82
Each Meal $64	When I'm 64	Beatles	2004-05-24	1.0	1.0	1.0	67
These Boobies are from Dow Corning	Oh What a Beautiful Morning	Rogers & Hammerstein	2004-05-24	4.0	1.0	1.0	69
Luger Luger	Sugar Sugar	Archies	2004-05-25	3.0	1.0	1.0	70
Hey, Jute	Hey Jude	Beatles	2004-05-27	3.5	3.5	3.5	74
Twisted Et [ymology]	Mr. Ed theme song	Unknown	2004-05-27	4.5	3.0	3.0	92
Another Trick by De Gaulle, Part Dien Bien Phu	Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2	Pink Floyd	2004-05-27	3.0	2.0	3.0	75
Fix It with Rhin	Ticket to Ride	Beatles	2004-05-28	1.0	1.0	1.0	61
Flick It Aside	Ticket to Ride	Beatles	2004-05-28	1.0	1.0	1.0	57
Timothy	Timothy	The Buoys	2004-05-28	4.0	1.0	1.0	100
'Beaux!' Dit Sartre	Bodhisattva	Steely Dan	2004-05-29	3.7	3.7	3.7	62
Beauvoir/Sartre	Bodhisattva	Steely Dan	2004-05-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	57
Bloody Sadr!	Bodhisattva	Steely Dan	2004-05-29	1.0	1.0	1.0	56
Body's Fatt'r	Bodhisattva	Steely Dan	2004-05-29	1.0	1.0	1.0	53
Sixteen Going on Seventeen	16 Going on 17	Rogers & Hammerstein	2004-05-30	2.4	2.1	2.6	708
Dough-Ray-Me	Do-Re-Mi	Julie Andrews/R&H	2004-05-30	1.0	1.0	1.0	151
Lab'al Vise	Edelweiss	Christopher Plummer/R&H	2004-05-30	4.0	3.0	3.0	67
Sappy Crap	Happy Jack	The Who	2004-05-30	4.5	3.0	3.0	74
My Least Favorite Things	My Favorite Things	Julie Andrews/R&H	2004-05-30	3.8	4.4	4.2	123
The Sound of Moving	The Sound of Music	Julie Andrews/Rogers & Hammerstein	2004-05-30	4.0	1.0	1.0	111
NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber	Rikki, Don't Lose That Number	Steely Dan	2004-05-30	3.0	1.0	1.0	53
Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day	Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay	Otis Redding	2004-05-31	4.5	3.0	3.0	68
Gouda Gouda	Sugar Sugar	Archies	2004-05-31	2.5	2.0	2.0	63
Cheese Shame!	Freeze Frame	J Geils Band	2004-05-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	60
Happy to Tether	Happy Together	The Turtles	2004-06-01	2.7	2.7	2.7	70
Mixed Metaphor	Killin' Floor	Electric Flag	2004-06-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	65
Murph the Divin' Pagan	Puff the Magic Dragon	Peter, Paul, and Mary	2004-06-01	4.0	3.0	3.0	72
Stinkin' Sitzmarks!	SInk the Bismark	Johnny Horton	2004-06-02	4.8	4.0	4.0	87
Simp'rin' Simon	Simple Simon	1910 Fruitgum Company	2004-06-02	4.0	1.0	1.0	83
Schlep This Bone	Steppin' Stone	Monkees	2004-06-02	4.0	3.0	3.0	55
Vacation	Vacation	Connie Francis	2004-06-03	1.0	1.0	1.0	95
Cocoa, Moe!	Kokomo	Beach Boys	2004-06-11	3.0	3.0	2.5	95
Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat	Row, Row, Row Your Boat	Unknown	2004-06-11	4.6	4.2	4.2	104
Deus Ron, Ron	Da Do Ron Ron	The Crystals	2004-06-12	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
Limbaugh Rock	Limbo Rock	Chubby Checker	2004-06-12	3.8	3.4	3.4	69
Holy Water	Dirty Water	Standells	2004-06-13	3.0	2.8	3.0	70
Swami's Rim	Swanee River	Stephen Foster	2004-06-13	3.5	3.0	3.0	59
Beet It	Beat It	Michael Jackson	2004-06-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	377
I Wanna Grow Spuds	I Want a New Drug	Huey Lewis	2004-06-14	4.3	4.3	4.3	74
Here Comes the Dun	Here Comes the Sun	Beatles	2004-06-15	3.0	3.0	3.0	65
Hold Those Withers	Stormy Weather	Frank Sinatra	2004-06-15	2.0	2.0	2.0	59
Ohms in the Range	Home on the Range	Traditional	2004-06-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	56
That's Amperage	That's Amore	Dean Martin	2004-06-16	4.0	1.0	1.0	67
Volta's Rays	Volare	Dean Martin	2004-06-16	4.5	3.0	3.0	62
I Am the Wal-Mart	I Am the Walrus	Beatles	2004-06-17	3.2	3.2	3.2	91
Nineteen Merchants in a Shakedown	Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown	Rolling Stones	2004-06-17	4.0	4.0	4.0	60
Penney's Pain	Penny Lane	Beatles	2004-06-17	4.0	2.0	2.0	55
Snoop John A.	Sloop John B.	Beach Boys	2004-06-18	4.0	3.0	3.0	129
Killing Ashcroft's Knees--Bent Too Long	Killing Me Softly with His Song	Roberta Flack	2004-06-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	125
Skilling Whore	Killing Floor	Electric Flag	2004-06-19	4.5	1.0	1.0	68
Lay, Kenny Lay	Lay Lady Lay	Bob Dylan	2004-06-19	2.5	2.0	2.0	69
The FERC's Wrong	The Work Song	Traditional	2004-06-19	1.5	1.0	1.0	59
SBC	1-2-3	Len Barry	2004-06-20	3.3	2.3	2.3	121
We Are Worldcom	We Are the World	Lionel Richie	2004-06-20	3.0	1.0	1.0	100
Cod Only Go	God Only Knows	Beach Boys	2004-06-21	1.0	1.0	1.0	67
I'm Cooking Fugu	I'm Looking Through You	Beatles	2004-06-21	3.2	3.5	3.2	60
Brainless Flack	Paint It Black	Rolling Stones	2004-06-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	72
Saints in Sack	Paint It Black	Rolling Stones	2004-06-21	3.5	3.0	3.0	93
Tainted Crack	Paint It Black	Rolling Stones	2004-06-21	3.5	3.0	3.0	71
Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't	I'm Enery the Eighth, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2004-06-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	54
Turn', Turn', Turn'	Turn Turn Turn	Byrds	2004-06-22	4.5	3.0	3.0	100
Fallow Field o' Beans	Yellow Submarine	Beatles	2004-06-22	1.5	1.0	1.5	58
His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy	Yankee Doodle Dandy	James Cagney	2004-06-22	1.0	1.0	1.0	66
Rubies Today	Ruby Tuesday	Rolling Stones	2004-06-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	55
Limes Have Come Today	Time Has Come Today	Chambers Brothers	2004-06-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
Mush of Carrots	Love and Marriage	Frank Sinatra	2004-06-23	4.0	3.0	3.0	53
Wokkin' the Dog	Walkin' the Dog	Rolling Stones	2004-06-24	3.5	2.5	2.5	50
Pissed Trees	Misty	Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, others	2004-06-24	4.5	3.0	3.0	53
They Do Rhone Clones	Da Do Ron Ron	Crystals	2004-06-25	4.0	1.0	1.0	62
Applejack	Happy Jack	The Who	2004-06-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	82
Callow Bung Pluggers	Hello, Young Lovers (from 'The King and I')	Rogers and Hammerstein	2004-06-25	1.0	1.0	1.0	72
Greenspan	Greenfields	Brothers Four	2004-06-26	3.3	3.0	3.0	62
Who Put the Bomb?	Who Put the Bomp?	Barry Mann	2004-06-26	4.5	4.0	4.0	312
Iraq Charade	This Masquerade	George Benson	2004-06-26	3.0	1.0	1.0	64
Spoonerful	Spoonful	Cream	2004-06-28	3.0	1.0	1.0	67
Homophones	Telephone	Chaka Khan	2004-06-28	2.7	2.7	2.7	97
Little Dude's Coup	Little Deuce Coupe	Beach Boys	2004-06-29	3.0	1.0	1.0	65
Stupidcatalepticfratdicklexiconatrocious	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Mary Poppins Soundtrack	2004-06-29	3.0	1.0	1.0	82
I Sawed Her Antique Chair	I Saw Her Standing There	Beatles	2004-06-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
I Am the Worst Carpenter	If I Were a Carpenter	Johnny Cash/Tim Hardin	2004-06-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Sundered My Thumb	Under My Thumb	Rolling Stones	2004-06-30	4.5	4.0	4.0	60
Kelp on Flounder	Help Me, Rhonda	Beach Boys	2004-07-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	62
Whelk or Flounder?	Help Me, Rhonda	Beach Boys	2004-07-01	4.7	4.0	4.0	54
Sedentary Man	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2004-07-01	4.7	3.7	3.7	69
If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard	When You Wish upon a Star	Disney	2004-07-01	3.9	3.7	3.7	82
Fridge Holding Bubbling Water	Bridge over Troubled Waters	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-07-05	1.0	1.0	1.0	53
Sackman	Taxman	Beatles	2004-07-06	4.0	2.0	2.0	66
Saxman	Taxman	Beatles	2004-07-06	4.5	3.0	3.0	71
In Back	Get Back	Beatles	2004-07-07	3.0	1.0	1.0	79
Jackson	Jackson	Johnny Cash	2004-07-07	3.0	1.0	1.0	70
Growin' More Bile	Goin' Mobile	The Who	2004-07-08	3.0	2.3	2.3	58
I Could Have Lanced All Night	I Could Have Danced All Night	Alan Jay Lerner	2004-07-08	2.3	2.3	2.3	62
Cheney, Ghoul	Chain of Fools	Aretha Franklin	2004-07-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	101
Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land	I'm Henry the 8th, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2004-07-09	4.5	3.0	3.0	69
Gent Whose Scent Sure Reeks at Fox	Twentieth Century Fox	The Doors	2004-07-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	62
It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows	How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?	Patti Page	2004-07-10	4.3	3.7	3.7	62
You Can't Blame the Doggie	How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?	Patti Page	2004-07-10	4.0	3.0	3.0	63
Fellin' Her Fig Tree	Eleanor Rigby	Beatles	2004-07-12	2.5	2.0	2.0	74
It's My Rheum	In My Room	Beach Boys	2004-07-12	4.0	3.5	3.5	70
Neverland Love	Never, My Love	The Association	2004-07-12	4.7	3.7	3.7	52
Duckin' Spree	Bucket T	The Who	2004-07-13	1.0	1.0	1.0	78
They Hold Me in Stock Holes	It's Only Rock 'n' Roll	Rolling Stones	2004-07-13	4.5	3.0	3.0	50
Pillory	Timothy	Buoys	2004-07-13	4.0	1.0	1.0	90
Affixing a Pole	Fixing a Hole	Beatles	2004-07-14	3.3	3.7	3.3	78
Substitute	Substitute	The Who	2004-07-14	4.5	3.0	3.0	65
Nerf Titties	Surf City	Jan & Dean	2004-07-14	4.3	3.7	3.7	53
Gimcracks	Get Back	Beatles	2004-07-15	3.3	2.7	2.7	60
Bric-a-Brac	Happy Jack	The Who	2004-07-15	1.0	1.0	1.0	83
Gewgaws, Gewgaws	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-07-15	1.0	1.0	1.0	71
Buying Baubles	TIny Bubbles	Don Ho	2004-07-15	1.0	1.0	1.0	87
A Tchotchke Fan	Walk Like a Man	Four Seasons	2004-07-15	4.3	4.3	4.3	58
Kitsch World	Rich Girl	Hall & Oates	2004-07-15	4.3	4.3	4.3	88
Wallow in Trinket Hoard	Follow the Drinking Gourd	Traditional	2004-07-15	4.3	3.7	3.7	86
Jetsam	Jet Song	Bernstein/Sondheim (from West Side Story)	2004-07-15	3.0	1.0	1.0	64
This Flotsam	This Old Man	Traditional	2004-07-15	3.0	1.0	1.0	58
Chimichanga	Chim Chim-eree	Mary Poppins soundtrack	2004-07-16	4.4	4.3	4.3	132
Ax Chants	Taxman	Beatles	2004-07-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	68
Desk Burrito	Desperado	Eagles	2004-07-16	4.2	4.0	4.0	85
Sheep'll	People	Barbra Streisand	2004-07-17	3.5	2.0	2.0	72
Goat Busser	Ghostbusters	Ray Parker, Jr.	2004-07-17	2.0	1.0	1.0	86
Sultans Who Swing	Sultans of Swing	Dire Straits	2004-07-18	4.3	3.7	3.7	76
Cathedral	Cabaret	Liza Minelli	2004-07-18	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Wild Child	Wild Child	The Doors	2004-07-19	4.0	3.0	3.0	72
Besmirched, Bathed Not, and Beast Kindred	Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered	Rodgers/Hart (from Pal Joey)	2004-07-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
Suburban Wife's Sick-of-Home Blues	Subterranean Homesick Blues	Bob Dylan	2004-07-20	4.0	2.3	2.3	73
Mail-House Schlock	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis	2004-07-20	3.0	2.0	2.0	85
Bomb Imams	Barbara Ann	Beach Boys	2004-07-21	2.0	2.5	2.0	83
Bridge over Gum That's Rotten	Bridge over Troubled Water	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-07-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	63
Ridge is a Bumbling Cipher	Bridge over Troubled Water	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-07-21	4.5	3.0	3.0	59
Numb My Nethers	Come Together	Beatles	2004-07-22	4.0	3.0	3.0	71
It's in His Bris	It's in His Kiss	Betty Everett	2004-07-22	3.0	1.0	1.0	65
Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon	Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon	Neil Diamond	2004-07-23	4.0	4.0	4.0	74
She's a Man	I'm a Man	Yardbirds	2004-07-23	1.0	1.0	1.0	82
Garmentmakerville	Margaritaville	Jimmy Buffet	2004-07-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
I Love Frocks and Stoles	I Love Rock and Roll	Joan Jett	2004-07-23	3.0	2.7	2.7	55
Tranny Boy	Danny Boy	Traditional	2004-07-23	4.3	2.3	2.7	330
Grifter Robertson	Mrs. Robinson	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-07-24	3.0	2.7	2.7	52
Lawyers, Gum, and Mommy	Lawyers, Guns, and Money	Warren Zevon	2004-07-24	3.5	2.5	2.5	205
Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score	Michael, Row the Boat Ashore	Traditional	2004-07-24	3.0	2.0	2.0	66
Texas Laws Says	I Fought the Law	Bobby Fuller Four	2004-07-25	4.3	3.7	3.7	64
Nice to See These Things	My Favorite Things	Julie Andrews	2004-07-25	3.0	3.0	2.7	63
Lucre, Lucre	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-07-26	3.0	2.0	2.0	68
Cisco Slid	Cisco Kid	War	2004-07-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Long-Hold Stock	Long Live Rock	The Who	2004-07-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	53
Sandy	Mandy	Barry Manilow	2004-07-26	4.5	3.5	3.5	73
Carbuncle on the Knuckle	Bungle in the Jungle	Jethro Tull	2004-07-27	1.0	1.0	1.0	54
Spooge Full of Screwworms	Spoonful of Sugar	Mary Poppins soundtrack	2004-07-27	4.0	3.0	3.0	71
Festerday	Yesterday	Beatles	2004-07-27	3.0	3.0	3.0	60
Eight Heils, 'Mein'!	Eight Miles High	Byrds	2004-07-28	3.8	3.7	3.7	73
Ah-mare-ree-ka	America (from West Side Story)	Bernstein/Sondheim	2004-07-28	4.0	3.8	4.0	98
Maria	Maria (from West Side Story)	Bernstein/Sondheim	2004-07-28	4.6	4.4	4.4	67
Whelp!	Help	Beatles	2004-07-30	4.0	4.0	4.0	62
Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas	We Wish You a Merry Christmas	Traditional	2004-07-30	3.8	4.0	4.1	68
He Drops to Steal Some Gizzards	We're Off to See the Wizard	Wizard of Oz soundtrack	2004-07-30	4.1	4.1	4.1	68
Hannity	Let It Be	Beatles	2004-07-31	4.3	3.5	3.6	69
It's the TIme for Rush	There's a Kind of Hush	Herman's Hermits	2004-07-31	4.1	3.6	3.7	65
Waggin' the Dog	Walkin' the Dog	Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones	2004-07-31	4.3	3.7	3.7	63
Porn to Be Filed	Born to Be Wild	Steppenwolf	2004-08-01	4.5	4.4	4.3	85
Pusillanimousanonymousonesgivingvoters	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Julie Andrews	2004-08-01	4.3	4.3	4.3	82
Hays Goes	Hey, Joe	Jimi Hendrix	2004-08-02	3.5	3.0	3.0	67
Prime Your Puppet	I'm Your Puppet	Marvin Gaye	2004-08-02	4.5	4.0	4.0	58
In Gepetto	In the Ghetto	Elvis	2004-08-02	4.7	4.5	4.5	101
When Bowdler Edits	It's Now or Never	Elvis	2004-08-02	4.7	3.7	3.7	91
Tony Comstock	Crocodile Rock	Elton John	2004-08-02	4.4	4.2	4.2	70
Luther, Luther	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-03	4.6	4.2	4.2	66
Luthier, Luthier	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-03	4.5	4.5	4.5	71
Spry Pope	High Hopes	Frank Sinatra	2004-08-03	3.8	3.7	3.7	59
Lame It Was to Call It Nova	Blame It on the Bossa Nova	Eydie Gorme	2004-08-04	4.5	4.2	4.2	75
Boring and Mild	Born to Be Wild	Steppenwolf	2004-08-05	4.5	4.5	4.5	87
Arbitrary	Beyond the Sea	Frank Sinatra	2004-08-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	70
Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D)	Sugar Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	3.8	3.8	3.8	79
'Shugge, 'Shugge	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.2	4.2	4.2	118
Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D)	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	3.5	4.0	4.0	81
Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D)	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.5	4.5	4.5	55
Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.)	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.3	4.4	4.6	86
Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.9	4.5	4.5	57
Schmoozers, Schmoozers	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.8	4.2	4.2	52
Shucker, Shucker	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.8	4.2	4.2	66
Tuba, Tuba	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.9	4.6	4.6	78
Tuchis, Tuchis	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2004-08-06	4.9	4.5	4.5	67
Pus Mop	Bus Stop	Hollies	2004-08-07	4.8	4.2	4.2	81
Set It Free	Let It Be	Beatles	2004-08-07	4.3	3.7	3.7	62
I've Thundered Miles	Five Hundred Miles	Peter, Paul, & Mary	2004-08-08	4.3	4.0	4.0	63
Res'nant Alley Runs Day	Pleasant Valley Sunday	Monkees	2004-08-08	4.3	3.7	3.7	54
Psyllium	Cecilia	Simon & Garfunkel	2004-08-08	4.5	4.3	4.3	59
A White, Blade-Laden Whale	A Whiter Shade of Pale	Procol Harum	2004-08-09	4.6	4.6	4.6	67
Only the Moby	Only the Lonely	Roy Orbison	2004-08-09	4.8	4.9	4.9	60
Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story)	I Feel Pretty	Bernstein/Sondheim	2004-08-09	3.9	4.4	3.9	83
Polyunsaturated Pam	Polythene Pam	Beatles	2004-08-10	4.8	4.2	4.2	60
Worcestershire Carameled	Winchester Cathedral	New Vaudeville Band	2004-08-10	4.8	4.8	4.8	69
Don't Fry Your Member	Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks)	Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones	2004-08-10	4.6	4.3	4.2	53
I'm Walled In	I'm Walkin'	Fats Domino	2004-08-11	4.3	3.7	3.7	62
The Piste	The Twist	Chubby Checker	2004-08-11	4.8	4.2	4.3	77
Stented, He's Fixed	76 Trombones	Meredith Wilson	2004-08-12	4.1	4.3	4.2	100
Marryin' Libertarians	Marian the Librarian (from The Music Man)	Robert Preston	2004-08-12	4.0	4.8	4.5	68
Till I Turn Blue	Till There Was You	Meredith Wilson	2004-08-12	4.0	3.5	3.5	61
Trouble	Trouble (from The Music Man)	Meredith Wilson	2004-08-12	3.7	3.8	3.8	67
Makes Me Queasy	Take It Easy	Eagles	2004-08-14	4.5	4.5	4.5	71
Ergot-got-got	Hot, Hot Hot	Buster Poindexter and His Banshees of Blues	2004-08-14	3.8	3.8	3.8	61
Serfin' USA	Surfin' USA	Beach Boys	2004-08-15	4.9	4.6	4.6	59
Myrmidon	Carry On	Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young	2004-08-16	4.8	4.5	4.5	58
Leader of the Pack	Leader of the Pack	Shangri-Las	2004-08-16	4.8	4.8	4.8	91
Corn for Silage	Born to Be Wild	Steppenwolf	2004-08-17	4.5	4.5	4.5	54
I'm Getting Married in the Morning	I'm Getting Married in the Morning	My Fair Lady soundtrack	2004-08-18	3.5	3.0	3.1	2931
I'm Getting Martyred in the Morning	I'm Getting Married in the Morning	My Fair Lady soundtrack	2004-08-18	3.7	3.2	3.7	1492
Frankenstein	I Feel Fine	Beatles	2004-08-19	4.6	4.6	4.6	69
Sewn Man	Soul Man	Sam & Dave	2004-08-19	4.8	4.8	4.8	80
Aphasia (the correct version)	Aja	Steely Dan	2004-08-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	74
Aphasia	Aja	Steely Dan	2004-08-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	63
Orally	Aura Lee	Traditional	2004-08-20	4.0	3.8	3.6	95
Adrenal Jeannie	I Dream of Jeannie	Stephen Foster	2004-08-20	4.5	4.5	4.5	74
Yasser, He Killed Babies	Yes, Sir, That's My Baby	Traditional	2004-08-21	4.8	4.3	4.3	55
Fools on The Hill	Fool on the Hill	Beatles	2004-08-22	4.4	4.4	4.4	73
I Wanna Hoe Your Land	I Wanna Hold Your Hand	Beatles	2004-08-23	4.8	4.8	4.8	79
Rake the Terrain	Take the A Train	Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus	2004-08-23	3.0	1.0	1.0	62
Is This Yiddish Right?	The Kids Are Alright	The Who	2004-08-24	4.7	4.4	4.4	93
Bola	Lola	The Kinks	2004-08-24	5.0	5.0	5.0	58
Baisez Moi Beaucoup	Besame Mucho	Dean Martin, others	2004-08-24	3.8	4.0	4.0	558
Babylon Sh*tstorm	Babylon Sisters	Steely Dan	2004-08-25	4.0	4.0	4.0	56
Catch the Kids	Catch the Wind	Donovan	2004-08-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	63
Hirsute Girlie-Man	Hurdy Gurdy Man	Donovan	2004-08-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	79
Expelled Jello	Mellow Yellow	Donovan	2004-08-26	4.2	4.0	4.2	73
Done-Flyin' Avian	Sunshine Superman	Donovan	2004-08-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	64
Donkey, Shane	Danke Shoen	Wayne Newton	2004-08-27	3.4	3.4	3.4	470
Poll Me	Hold Me	Clay Aiken	2004-08-27	3.8	3.0	3.0	78
Satyr Action	Satisfaction	Rolling Stones	2004-08-29	4.8	4.6	4.6	53
Back from Old Land of the Czar	Back in the USSR	Beatles	2004-09-13	3.3	3.0	3.0	79
Sloe Downed	Slow Down	Beatles	2004-09-14	4.8	4.8	4.8	54
You're Gonna Booze And Hurl	You're Gonna Lose That Girl	Beatles	2004-09-14	4.9	4.7	4.7	65
Enjoyed The Bird	Joy To The World	Three Dog Night	2004-09-14	3.5	3.8	3.5	56
Bear Baitin'	Barefootin'	Robert Parker	2004-09-15	3.4	3.4	3.4	77
Flight Rabbits	White Rabbit	Jefferson Airplane	2004-09-15	4.2	4.2	4.2	46
Like Rabbits	White Rabbit	Jefferson Airplane	2004-09-15	4.6	4.0	4.2	58
Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo	Chatanooga Choo Choo	Glen Miller	2004-09-15	4.9	4.0	4.0	80
Feeding a Hart in Texas	Deep in the Heart of Texas	Hank Thompson	2004-09-15	3.2	3.1	3.1	72
Fecal	People	Barbra Streisand	2004-09-17	4.1	3.1	3.1	77
Airway to Septum	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2004-09-17	4.1	4.0	4.1	100
What a Gob of Ungual Pus	What If God Was One of Us?	Joan Osborne	2004-09-17	4.7	3.5	3.5	73
Ketchup In A Can	Catch Us If You Can	Dave Clark Five	2004-09-18	4.7	4.7	4.7	81
Oh, Teresa	Mona Lisa	Nat King Cole	2004-09-18	4.6	4.3	4.3	62
An Imp Tossable	It's Impossible	Elvis	2004-09-23	4.3	4.3	4.3	99
Meshugge, Shaq	Sugar Shack	Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs	2004-09-23	4.8	3.2	3.2	67
Razzman	Jazzman	Carole King	2004-09-23	4.7	3.7	3.7	65
Spin Town	Swingtown	Steve Miller Band	2004-09-23	4.5	3.0	3.0	50
Swing Vote	Swingtown	Steve Miller Band	2004-09-23	3.5	3.0	3.0	54
He's A Slut For Jihad Pests	The First Cut Is The Deepest	Cat Stevens (aka Yusuf Islam)	2004-09-23	2.8	2.5	2.5	69
Fry Me Some Liver	Cry Me a River	Ella Fitzgerald	2004-09-23	3.5	3.5	3.5	73
Got No Rhythm	I Got Rhythm	George Gershwin	2004-09-23	4.3	4.0	4.0	88
Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns!	Happiness Is a Warm Gun	Beatles	2004-09-25	4.3	4.2	4.2	68
The NRA	YMCA	Village People	2004-09-25	4.5	4.2	4.2	84
Billy Love Dongs	Silly Love Songs	Paul McCartney	2004-09-26	4.4	3.9	3.9	58
Allawi	Alley Oop	Hollywood Argyles	2004-09-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	75
Rummy's Mind	Summertime	George Gershwin	2004-09-26	4.7	2.7	2.7	60
Dung Me	Dang Me	Roger Miller	2004-09-27	4.2	3.4	3.4	59
Secrete Anus Grams	Secret Agent Man	Johnny Rivers	2004-09-27	4.9	4.0	4.3	63
Meat Swells	Michelle	Beatles	2004-09-28	4.7	3.5	3.7	62
Runs His Mouth. . .Stumbles	Run Through the Jungle	Credence Clearwater Revival	2004-09-28	4.5	3.0	3.0	51
Vox Stylin' (for Agrimorfee)	Rock Island	Music Man soundtrack	2004-09-28	4.6	4.2	4.2	61
The Herd Got in the Grapevines	I Heard It Through the Grapevine	Marvin Gaye	2004-09-29	4.6	4.5	4.5	74
Reincarnation	Anticipation	Carly Simon	2004-09-29	4.9	4.3	4.3	62
Quimpeder	Guinnevere	Crosby, Stills, & Nash	2004-09-30	4.5	4.0	4.0	47
Melba This Morning	Helplessly Hoping	Crosy, Stills, & Nash	2004-09-30	4.8	4.2	4.2	76
Poonlance	Moondance	Van Morrison	2004-09-30	4.3	3.7	3.7	62
Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here	Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer	Everyone	2004-10-01	4.6	4.3	4.2	85
The Bush Nuts Song	The Christmas Song	Mel Torme	2004-10-01	4.5	4.2	4.2	75
White. . .Ship's Mast	White Christmas	Irving Berlin	2004-10-01	4.7	4.1	4.1	57
Mr. Wasteland	Mr. Spaceman	Byrds	2004-10-02	4.7	4.7	4.7	74
December Schlong	September Song	Lotte Lenya	2004-10-02	4.5	4.4	4.4	59
De Sade Song	A Sad Song	Ten Years After	2004-10-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Just the Two of Us	Just the Two of Us	Bill Withers	2004-10-04	4.6	4.4	4.4	102
I'm a Honed Masochist	I'll Be Home for Christmas	Gannon, Ram, Kent	2004-10-04	3.4	3.0	3.0	129
Jongleur's Lyre	Jambalaya	Hank Williams	2004-10-05	4.3	4.5	4.7	63
You're Jake Gittes in Chinatown	Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town	Traditional	2004-10-05	4.6	4.0	4.0	63
Rubber-Lined Room	Summertime Blues	Eddie Cochran	2004-10-06	4.8	4.8	4.8	66
Stented Freak, Naive Geek	Ebony, Ivory	Paul McCartney	2004-10-06	4.7	3.7	3.7	52
Stented Freak, Naive Geek	Ebony, Ivory	Paul McCartney	2004-10-06	4.5	4.8	4.8	51
They Trampled Him During the Running	Battle Hymn of the Republic, The	Julia Ward Howe	2004-10-06	4.8	4.4	4.4	74
Jumps from the Cache	Jumpin' Jack Flash	Rolling Stones	2004-10-07	4.8	4.5	4.8	59
Sox Will Take the Prize	Devil in Disguise	Elvis	2004-10-08	4.5	3.8	3.8	91
I Want Your Secs	I Want Your Sex	George Michael	2004-10-13	4.7	4.7	4.7	62
Frothing and Foaming	Frosty the Snowman	Traditional	2004-10-14	4.4	4.6	4.5	68
Misaimed Ballpeen Hammer	Pretty Ballerina	Left Banke	2004-10-15	4.8	4.5	4.5	85
He Came Upon A Midnight Beer	It Came Upon A Midnight Clear	Traditional	2004-10-16	4.3	4.2	4.2	53
Moaner Lisa	Mona Lisa	Nat King Cole	2004-10-18	4.9	4.4	4.4	68
Mad, Rude Bison	Bad Moon Rising	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-10-19	4.7	4.2	4.3	57
Snoozy Queue	Suzie Q	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-10-19	4.9	4.6	4.6	48
Outsource, Outsource	New York, New York	Frank Sinatra	2004-10-20	4.7	4.3	4.3	72
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner	The Rime of the Ancient Mariner	Samuel Taylor Coleridge	2004-10-21	4.5	4.4	4.4	63
Blistered Tanned Man	Mr. Sandman	Chordettes	2004-10-22	4.7	4.7	4.8	160
Cake, Sirs, Ça Sera	Que Sera Sera	Doris Day	2004-10-25	4.0	4.1	4.0	77
Lady Mammal Aid	Lady Marmalade	LaBelle	2004-10-26	4.7	3.7	3.7	120
Reign Propped Up: Corrupt Saud Dickheads	Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head	B.J. Thomas	2004-10-27	4.7	4.0	4.0	54
Reign	Rain	Beatles	2004-10-27	4.9	3.6	3.9	52
Who'll Stop This Reign?	Who'll Stop the Rain?	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-10-27	4.7	4.2	4.2	101
Babble of New Cue L'ar	Battle of New Orleans	Johnny Horton	2004-10-28	4.3	3.9	3.9	71
Autodidact's Garden	Octopus's Garden	Beatles	2004-10-29	4.6	4.6	4.6	65
Coup de Grâce	Monster Mash	Bobby 'Boris' Pickett	2004-10-31	4.5	4.0	4.0	64
Dray Team	Daydream	Lovin' Spoonful	2004-11-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	66
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part II	The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part II	Samuel Taylor Coleridge	2004-11-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	137
Who Cut the Cheese Now?	Who Can It Be Now?	Men at Work	2004-11-03	4.8	4.3	4.3	72
Whose Cant Will Please Now?	Who Can It Be Now?	Men at Work	2004-11-03	4.0	3.0	3.0	55
Three Martinis	Three Marlenas	Wallflowers	2004-11-03	4.8	4.2	4.2	74
Upper Lip Is Weak	Up On Cripple Creek	The Band	2004-11-04	4.9	4.6	4.6	78
Log Right In	Walk Right In	Rooftop Singers	2004-11-05	4.7	4.7	4.7	59
Brain Dead in Ohio	Four Dead in Ohio	Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young	2004-11-05	4.6	4.2	4.3	67
Got the Fool Again	Won't Get Fooled Again	The Who	2004-11-07	4.2	3.6	3.6	77
La Vie on Hose	La Vie en Rose	Edith Piaf	2004-11-07	4.3	4.0	4.0	63
Boogers in the Morning	Sugar in the Morning	Andrews Sisters	2004-11-08	4.5	3.5	3.4	82
Blake Gone Through (and Huxley Besides)	Break on Through (to the Other Side)	The Doors	2004-11-09	3.5	3.5	3.5	81
Crippled Ship	Crystal Ship	The Doors	2004-11-09	3.6	3.6	3.6	76
Sought Par Aid	Soft Parade	The Doors	2004-11-09	4.6	4.2	4.2	59
I Was of Very Good Cheer	It Was a Very Good Year	Frank Sinatra	2004-11-10	4.8	4.8	4.8	62
Zipped Up My Crowbar	Zip-a-dee-doo-dah	Song Of The South Soundtrack	2004-11-10	4.9	4.6	4.6	58
Jabbertalky	Jabberwocky	Lews Carroll	2004-11-11	4.1	3.9	3.9	65
White Crick Mass	White Christmas	Irving Berlin	2004-11-11	4.8	4.3	4.3	52
Cali.'s Clown	Cathy's Clown	Everly Brothers	2004-11-12	4.2	4.2	4.2	65
Desiccated Swallower of Passion	Dedicated Follower of Fashion	The Kinks	2004-11-12	4.1	4.1	4.1	60
Main Course Caused Ptomaine	A Horse With No Name	America	2004-11-12	4.8	4.6	4.6	60
Bad Bunion	Glass Onion	Beatles	2004-11-13	4.0	4.0	4.0	68
I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita	In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida	Iron Butterfly	2004-11-13	4.1	4.1	4.1	77
Down in the Pumproom	Up on the Rooftop	Chrismas Carol	2004-11-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Mai Tai	My Guy	Mary Wells	2004-11-16	4.8	4.6	4.6	69
The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill	The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill	Beatles	2004-11-16	3.7	3.7	3.7	58
My Sherry I Pour	My Cherie Amour	Stevie Wonder	2004-11-16	4.8	4.6	4.6	64
It's The Most Gun-is-full Time Of The Year	It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year	Andy Williams	2004-11-17	4.6	4.4	4.4	69
Mark Apparel Up for Spring	Hark, the Herald Angels Sing	Wesley, Mendelssohn, Cummings	2004-11-17	4.8	4.6	4.7	73
Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass	Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas	Judy Garland	2004-11-17	3.5	3.4	3.2	68
Jingo Belle Flop	Jingle Bell Rock	Bobby Helms	2004-11-17	3.9	3.8	3.7	79
Paid to Take the Pix, Man	Baby, You're a Rich Man	Beatles	2004-11-18	4.3	4.3	4.3	61
I'm Only Seeping	I'm Only Sleeping	Beatles	2004-11-18	4.4	4.4	4.4	59
From Eiffel	If I Fell	Beatles	2004-11-18	4.2	4.2	4.2	53
Lazy! Mañana?!	Lady Madonna	Beatles	2004-11-18	4.3	4.2	4.2	61
Martyred, My Deere	Martha, My Dear	Beatles	2004-11-18	4.2	3.5	3.5	55
Have Ablutions	Revolution	Beatles	2004-11-18	3.9	4.0	4.0	57
He's On Tomorrow's Show	Tomorrow Never Knows	Beatles	2004-11-18	3.9	3.9	4.0	67
Calibrated Eating	California Dreaming	Mama and Papas	2004-11-19	3.4	3.4	3.4	89
Cantharides	Candyman	Sammy Davis, Jr.	2004-11-19	3.9	3.7	3.7	71
Flawed Work on the Wall	Flowers on the Wall	Statler Brothers	2004-11-19	4.2	4.2	4.2	80
Boneward Hound	Homeward Bound	Simon and Garfunkel	2004-11-19	4.2	4.2	4.2	66
Incensed at Pedestals	Incense and Peppermints	Strawberry Alarm Clock	2004-11-19	4.4	4.2	4.2	74
Twenty-Three (Please Read First!)	Let It Be	Beatles	2004-11-19	4.8	4.5	4.5	87
Goose Liver	Moon River	Henry Mancini	2004-11-19	3.8	3.8	3.8	80
Clyster-Moon Rite	Mr. Moonlight	Beatles	2004-11-19	1.0	1.0	1.0	67
My Grill	My Girl	Temptations	2004-11-19	4.8	4.8	4.8	66
SUV, Big Fat Car	Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da	Beatles	2004-11-19	4.6	4.4	4.3	75
Degrease Me	Release Me	Englebert Humperdinck	2004-11-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	82
I Am Woman	I Am Woman	Helen Reddy	2004-11-19	3.2	3.0	3.0	165
I Wanne Be Berated	I Wanna Be Sedated	Ramones	2004-11-19	3.3	3.3	3.3	63
Stop With the Hurl!	Top of the World	Carpenters	2004-11-19	4.0	4.2	4.2	59
Mute Troupe's Quiet	Zoot Suit Riot	Cherry Poppin' Daddies	2004-11-19	4.5	4.8	4.8	66
Dahmer	Donna	Richie Valens	2004-11-19	3.9	3.9	3.9	70
I Saw Mommy Shivving Santa Clause	I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus	Traditional	2004-11-19	3.8	3.5	3.5	88
We Work Three Shifts	I Saw Three Ships	Traditional	2004-11-19	4.7	4.7	4.7	50
Gin Is Hell	Jingle Bells	Christmas Carol	2004-11-19	4.0	3.8	3.8	85
Littered with Junk	Little Brown Jug	Traditional	2004-11-19	4.7	4.3	4.3	60
My Colon Wind's on Fire	The Call the Wind Maria	Paint Your Wagon soundtrack	2004-11-19	4.0	3.7	3.7	78
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part III	The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part III	Samuel Taylor Coleridge	2004-11-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	51
We Fish from This Ferry Isthmus	We Wish You a Merry Christmas	Traditional Christmas Carol	2004-11-19	4.5	4.5	4.7	82
Who Put the Spawn?	Who Put the Bomp?	Barry Mann, Gerry Goffin	2004-11-19	4.0	4.0	4.0	69
I'm So Tired	I'm So Tired	Beatles	2004-11-20	4.8	4.8	4.8	62
He's Drunk, Santa Claus	Here Comes Santa Claus	Christmas song	2004-11-23	4.2	4.3	4.3	155
Silage Fight	Silent Night	Christmas Carol	2004-11-23	4.9	4.9	4.9	89
Flockin' Synthetic Christmas Trees	Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree	Brenda Lee	2004-11-24	4.5	4.5	4.5	72
Cross-Dress, Ye Married Gentlemen	God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen	Christmas Carol	2004-11-24	4.5	4.4	4.4	112
The NBA	YMCA	Village People	2004-11-25	4.3	4.1	4.2	77
Bagels I Have Had of Rye	Angels We Have Heard on Higy	Christmas Carol	2004-11-30	4.1	4.1	4.1	80
Wokkin' Blintzes, Winter Squash, and Lamb	Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland	Traditional	2004-11-30	4.8	4.7	4.7	54
Glove Me, Do	Love Me Do	Beatles	2004-12-01	4.4	4.3	4.4	66
They Named It After Cecil Rhodes	Why Don't We Do It in the Road	Beatles	2004-12-01	4.7	4.7	4.7	57
Into a Quiver Is Robin Hood	Over the River and Through the Woods	Someone Late for Thanksgiving	2004-12-02	4.6	4.4	4.4	79
Chestnut Marriage	Chestnut Mare	Byrds	2004-12-03	3.9	3.9	3.9	81
Found Out About Ewe	Found Out About You	Gin Blossoms	2004-12-03	3.9	3.9	3.9	68
Pill Daily	Bill Bailey	Many	2004-12-05	4.8	4.6	4.6	73
The Deck Falls	Deck the Halls	Christmas Carol	2004-12-06	4.6	4.7	4.7	135
A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend	O Little Town of Bethlehem	Christmas Carol	2004-12-06	4.8	4.7	4.9	80
All You Need Is Dove	All You Need Is Love	Beatles	2004-12-07	4.5	4.1	4.1	90
I Hate How You Glove Me	I Love How You Love Me	Bobby Vinton	2004-12-07	4.0	3.3	3.3	58
Then He's Kneading Something	If I Needed Someone	Beatles	2004-12-07	4.8	4.0	4.0	51
Woe, Holey Knight	O Holy Night	Christmas Carol	2004-12-08	4.9	4.2	4.2	91
Ow, Tannin' Balm!	O Tannenbaum	Christmas Carol	2004-12-08	4.6	4.5	4.6	73
But Your Burp Can Singe	And Your Bird Can Sing	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.4	4.1	4.1	66
Deep Doo-Doo	Dear Prudence	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.0	3.3	3.3	83
Girdle	Girl	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.0	3.0	3.0	72
I've Just Interfaced	I've Just Seen a Face	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.4	4.2	4.2	65
No Refried	No Reply	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.8	4.1	4.1	53
Northeastern Wood	Norwegian Wood	Beatles	2004-12-09	4.8	4.8	4.8	56
Papal Backliders	Paperback Writer	Beatles	2004-12-10	4.5	4.0	4.0	58
Papal Backslider	Paperback Writer	Beatles	2004-12-10	4.7	4.4	4.4	60
La Marchandise	La Marseillaise	Traditional	2004-12-10	3.2	3.2	3.2	65
Bagels in the Morning	Angel of the Morning	Merilee Rush	2004-12-13	4.5	4.5	4.5	92
Beat Screws with Your Tool	Be True to Your School	Beach Boys	2004-12-13	4.5	4.4	4.4	68
I Lock the Wine	I Walk the Line	Johnny Cash	2004-12-13	4.2	4.0	4.0	76
Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove	Roses Are Red, My Love	Bobby Vinton	2004-12-13	4.8	3.4	3.4	64
Drips Away	Drift Away	Dobie Gray	2004-12-13	4.2	3.9	3.9	64
B Cups	Because	Beatles	2004-12-14	4.0	4.0	4.0	85
I Want to Bell You	I Want to Tell You	Beatles	2004-12-14	4.7	4.0	4.5	57
I'll Cry' His Head	I'll Cry Instead	Beatles	2004-12-14	4.1	4.1	4.1	55
Hate Junk Food	Love You To	Beatles	2004-12-14	3.9	3.9	3.9	60
The Bird	The Word	Beatles	2004-12-14	4.4	4.2	4.2	60
Deer, Bear, and Every Mare	Here, There, and Everywhere	Beatles	2004-12-16	3.4	3.4	3.4	59
Nose-Hair Man	Nowhere Man	Beatles	2004-12-16	4.8	4.3	4.3	65
Lunge for Your Wife	Run for Your Life	Beatles	2004-12-16	4.0	3.6	3.6	52
Your Work's Seamy	You Won't See Me	Beatles	2004-12-16	4.8	4.2	4.2	55
Boy, What a Jerk!	Joy to the World	Three Dog Night	2004-12-16	3.1	2.9	3.0	58
NIbblin' Latin Loup-Garou	Little Latin Lupe Lu	Mitch Ryder	2004-12-17	4.7	4.0	4.0	74
Mix the Paint Thick	Little Saint Nick	Beach Boys	2004-12-17	4.0	4.5	4.5	60
Humping Cupid	Something Stupid	Frank, Nancy Sinatra	2004-12-17	4.3	3.9	3.9	64
The Bush Family Ills Me	The Beverly Hillbillies theme	Beverly Hillbillies TV program	2004-12-17	3.5	3.1	3.2	155
Brew Christmas	Blue Christmas	Elvis Presley	2004-12-18	3.3	3.7	3.7	81
Little Jack Horner	Down on the Corner	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-12-18	3.5	3.5	3.5	72
When I had a Hummer	If I Had a Hammer	Trini Lopez	2004-12-18	4.8	4.6	4.8	66
Mocha Lotion	Loco-Motion	Little Eva	2004-12-18	4.5	4.2	4.2	87
Silver Cells	Silver Bells	Numerous	2004-12-18	4.3	4.3	4.3	78
Treason of Shrub's Bitch	Season of the Witch	Donovan	2004-12-20	2.8	2.7	2.7	59
Quagmire	Fire	Pointer Sisters	2004-12-20	2.3	2.1	2.1	98
Misanthrope	High Hopes	Frank Sinatra	2004-12-20	4.7	4.7	4.7	54
George	More	Frank Sinatra	2004-12-20	2.6	2.5	2.5	56
Snore	More	Frank Sinatra	2004-12-20	4.3	3.7	3.7	52
He Kneed the Little Christmas [Sprite]	We Need a LIttle Christmas	Traditional	2004-12-20	3.3	3.3	3.3	69
Lean Ain't from Custard	Mean Mr. Mustard	Beatles	2004-12-21	4.0	3.8	3.8	57
Stumbling	Something	Beatles	2004-12-21	4.8	4.3	4.3	53
Stun Gun	Sun King	Beatles	2004-12-21	4.7	4.7	4.7	50
Springs of Bed Decay	Things We Said Today	Beatles	2004-12-21	4.9	4.4	4.4	55
Bait	Wait	Beatles	2004-12-21	4.2	4.2	4.2	52
Mirth Day	Birthday	Beatles	2004-12-22	4.0	3.7	3.7	61
Lax-Held Slipp'ry Hammer	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	Beatles	2004-12-22	4.3	4.3	4.3	61
Unsightly Sore	The Night Before	Beatles	2004-12-22	4.2	3.9	3.9	54
What Grows On?	What Goes On?	Beatles	2004-12-22	4.5	4.5	4.5	60
Wile E. Retard and His Veep	While My Guitar Gently Weeps	Beatles	2004-12-22	3.7	3.4	3.4	57
I'll Knead You	I Need You	Beatles	2004-12-23	3.5	3.5	3.5	56
Eyes Darting	Oh Darling	Beatles	2004-12-23	4.0	4.0	4.0	65
Please Grease Me	Please Please Me	Beatles	2004-12-23	4.8	4.3	4.3	56
Shrink Takes Your Wealth	Think for Yourself	Beatles	2004-12-23	4.8	4.3	4.3	57
Block a Rocket	Dr. Robert	Beatles	2004-12-24	2.0	2.0	2.0	59
Keen Timbre's Mean	Green Tambourine	Lemon Pipers	2004-12-24	3.5	2.5	2.5	73
You're Work-Shirking Louts!	We Can Work It Out	Beatles	2004-12-24	4.8	4.2	4.2	61
We're Going to Hide But Will Not Flay	You've Got to Hide Your Love Away	Beatles	2004-12-24	3.7	3.7	3.7	47
He Hasn't Got Some Novocaine	I Haven't Got Time for the Pain	Carly Simon	2004-12-24	3.5	3.5	3.5	48
Shakin' Hair with Briskness	Takin' Care of Business	Bachman-Turner Overdrive	2004-12-24	4.8	4.0	4.0	51
I'll Be Gone for Christmas	I'll Be Home for Christmas	Traditional	2004-12-24	2.0	2.0	2.0	53
If I Only Had Some Pain!	If I Only Had a Brain	Wizard of Oz sountrack	2004-12-24	3.8	2.6	2.6	79
Try These Pants, Sir	Tiny Dancer	Elton John	2005-01-11	4.9	4.7	4.7	57
Glockin' Out My Back Door	Lookin' Out My Back Door	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2005-01-12	4.1	3.9	3.9	57
Chancin' Rancid Meat	Dancing in the Street	Martha and the Vandellas	2005-01-13	4.4	4.4	4.4	76
Just Broth for Me	Don't Bother Me	Beatles	2005-01-13	4.7	4.7	4.0	55
I'm Crossfire'd	I'm So Tired	Beatles	2005-01-14	4.2	4.1	4.1	51
Rupert Gives Us Lies	Judy in Disguise	John Fred & His Playboy Band	2005-01-14	4.6	4.7	4.7	75
Yellow as Lemon	Hello, I Love You	The Doors	2005-01-15	4.3	4.3	4.3	59
Riders Help Block Torts	Riders on the Storm	The Doors	2005-01-15	4.0	4.0	4.0	53
Creepy Gonzales	Speedy Gonzales	Pat Boone	2005-01-17	3.5	3.4	3.5	82
In My Oven	All My Lovin'	Beatles	2005-01-18	4.3	3.3	3.7	69
Lunch Meat	Love Street	The Doors	2005-01-18	4.2	3.6	3.8	66
On Bratwurst	On Broadway	Drifters	2005-01-18	4.7	4.6	4.7	63
I Like Plaice	There's a Place	Beatles	2005-01-18	3.0	3.0	3.0	64
From My Oven	All My Lovin'	Beatles	2005-01-19	4.5	4.3	4.3	79
The Gaffer	The Rapper	Jaggerz	2005-01-19	4.0	3.4	3.4	66
I Gotta Beat Meat	I Gotta Be Me	Sammy Davis, Jr.	2005-01-20	3.5	3.5	3.5	79
Goat Writhin' in the Sty	Ghost Riders in the Sky	Marty Robbins	2005-01-20	3.8	3.8	3.8	79
Itchy Shoe Sparks	Itchykoo Park	Small Faces	2005-01-21	4.0	4.0	4.0	57
Little Bit on Sole	Little Bit o' Soul	Music Explosion	2005-01-21	4.4	3.6	3.7	72
File	Smile	Nat King Cole	2005-01-21	4.0	4.0	4.0	62
I Farted and Smoke. . . .	I Started a Joke	Bee Gees	2005-01-22	3.1	3.0	3.1	124
Genes	Jean	Oliver	2005-01-24	3.7	3.4	3.6	87
Thar She Blows: I've Told My Secret	Do You Want to Know a Secret?	Beatles	2005-01-26	4.3	3.9	3.9	63
He Wears Sarongs	It Won't Be Long	Beatles	2005-01-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	66
Trust in Invagination	Just My Imagination	Temptations	2005-01-26	4.8	4.3	4.3	62
All My Gut Peeks Through	All I've Got to Do	Beatles	2005-01-28	2.2	2.2	2.2	65
Devil in Disguise	Devil in Disguise	Elvis Presley	2005-01-28	2.5	2.2	2.4	70
Do You Believe in Mammon?	Do You Believe in Magic?	Lovin' Spoonful	2005-01-28	3.8	4.0	3.8	62
Crown Down	Downtown	Petulia Clark	2005-01-28	4.0	4.0	4.0	75
In the Nates	In the Navy	Village People	2005-01-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
Three Koi in a Fountain	Three Coins in a Fountain	Frank Sinatra	2005-01-31	4.5	4.5	4.5	55
Goin' Like the Dodo	Going to a Go-Go	Smokey Robinson and the Miracles	2005-02-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	66
My Second Has Got No Gun	I Second That Emotion	Smokey Robinson and the MIracles	2005-02-01	4.7	4.7	4.7	61
They Keep a-Twangin' On	You Keep Me Hangin' On	Supremes	2005-02-02	4.6	4.6	4.6	62
Seen at Graceland	Baba O'Riley	The Who	2005-02-02	4.2	4.2	4.2	73
Ova, the Bane: Roe	Over the Rainbow	Judy Garland/Wizard of Oz soundtrack	2005-02-02	4.3	4.1	4.1	75
He Popped Eye, His Name Was Sam	Popeye The Sailor Man	Cartoon Show Theme Song	2005-02-02	3.3	3.3	3.3	91
I Will Try My Moon. . .	Fly Me to the Moon	Frank Sinatra	2005-02-03	4.5	4.0	4.0	69
Can You Loan Some Tonight?	Are You Lonesome Tonight?	Elvis Presley	2005-02-04	4.3	4.3	4.3	92
To Lug Somebody	To Love Somebody	Bee Gees	2005-02-08	4.4	4.1	4.3	63
Mounds of Silage	Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-02-09	4.6	4.3	4.3	52
Bingen	Bingo	Traditional	2005-02-09	3.2	3.2	3.4	80
Right Moos	Night Moves	Bob Seger	2005-02-10	4.4	4.4	4.4	73
Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part IV	The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part IV	Samuel Taylor Coleridge	2005-02-10	3.8	3.8	3.8	46
Love to Toss Back Some Beam (The Quest)	The Impossible Dream (The Quest)	Man of La Mancha soundtrack	2005-02-11	4.7	4.6	4.6	60
Manchild Who Maunders	Man of La Mancha	Man of La Mancha soundtrack	2005-02-14	4.6	4.2	4.2	63
Manchild Who Maunders	Man of La Mancha	Man of La Mancha soundtrack	2005-02-16	3.0	1.0	1.0	63
Voltaren	Volare	Dean Martin	2005-02-16	4.5	4.0	4.0	72
Gal Fee	Alfie	Dionne Warwick	2005-02-17	3.7	3.7	3.7	61
Golfing	Alfie	Dionne Warwick	2005-02-17	4.3	3.6	3.6	73
Bacon Love	Baby Love	Supremes	2005-02-18	4.2	4.4	4.2	108
Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup	Build Me Up, Buttercup	Foundations	2005-02-21	3.3	3.5	3.3	94
Nebbish	Cherish	The Association	2005-02-22	4.0	3.6	3.6	55
Can't Take the Ice Off This Wound	Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You	Frankie Valli	2005-02-23	4.2	3.6	3.7	74
Toad-Lick Blues	Roadhouse Blues	The Doors	2005-02-23	4.9	4.4	4.4	61
This Knot Is Uvular	It's Not Unusual	Tom Jones	2005-02-25	4.2	4.2	4.2	62
Get a Skirt That Looks So Fine	Get Me to the Church on Time	My Fair Lady soundtrack	2005-03-01	4.4	4.4	4.4	98
Some Sex-Chatting Evening	Some Enchanted Evening	Perry Como	2005-03-01	4.6	4.0	4.2	64
Won't Get Food Again	Won't Get Fooled Again	The Who	2005-03-02	4.4	4.2	4.4	70
My Waif	My Way	Frank Sinatra	2005-03-03	4.9	4.4	4.4	71
Mass, He Chews It	Massachusetts	Bee Gees	2005-03-04	3.8	3.7	3.7	74
Sprayin' the Hive	Stayin' Alive	Bee Gees	2005-03-04	4.9	4.9	4.9	65
I Feel My Girth Move, 1	I Feel the Earth Move	Carole King	2005-03-08	3.8	3.8	3.8	75
I Feel My Girth Move, 2	I Feel the Earth Move	Carole King	2005-03-08	3.8	3.6	3.6	70
Boxer's Concerto	Lovers' Concerto	The Toys	2005-03-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Legumes Concerto	Lovers' Concerto	The Toys	2005-03-09	4.6	4.2	4.2	87
Rising is the Corn	Riders on the Storm	The Doors	2005-03-09	4.7	4.4	4.4	57
Writhing in the Dorm	Riders on the Storm	The Doors	2005-03-09	4.8	4.5	4.4	57
I Will Flee for Miles	I Can See for Miles	The Who	2005-03-10	4.3	4.3	4.3	74
I've Fleas	I'm Free	The Who	2005-03-10	4.7	4.7	4.7	84
Harp-Daze Night	Hard Day's Night	Beatles	2005-03-11	4.1	4.0	4.0	71
I Should Have Owned Fetters	I Should Have Known Better	Beatles	2005-03-11	4.3	3.7	3.7	57
Raptor-Food Delight	Afternoon Delight	Starland Vocal Band	2005-03-15	4.7	4.6	4.6	80
Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared	Reelin' in the Years	Steely Dan	2005-03-15	4.7	4.4	4.4	66
I Hear, the Crew's Sick	I Can Hear Music	Beach Boys	2005-03-16	4.0	4.0	4.0	68
Isn't Abba from Sweden?	In a Gadda da Vida	Iron Butterfly	2005-03-16	4.7	4.2	4.2	74
I'll be Watching You	Every Breath You Take	The Police	2005-03-16	3.5	3.2	3.2	83
Breakin' Rocks Is Hard to Do	Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do	Neil Sedaka	2005-03-17	4.5	4.5	4.5	62
I Fought God's Law	I Fought the Law	Bobby Fuller Four	2005-03-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
Jailhouse Rocks	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley	2005-03-17	4.5	4.3	4.5	65
Rancid Pork and Hurl	California Girls	Beach Boys	2005-03-18	4.7	4.6	4.5	59
Butcher, Butcher	Sugar, Sugar	Archies	2005-03-18	3.9	3.9	3.9	87
Dizzy	Dizzy	Tommy Roe	2005-03-21	4.0	4.0	4.0	62
Doctor Strangelove	Doctor Robert	Beatles	2005-03-21	4.0	4.0	4.0	68
Kane	Rain	Beatles	2005-03-21	4.7	4.7	4.7	67
Iss Ein Bischen Wiener, Diener, Mit Ein Glas Gruen	Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki	Brian Hyland	2005-03-22	4.8	4.6	4.6	137
A Mare in this Pie	American Pie	Don McLean	2005-03-22	4.6	4.5	4.4	57
Surreptitious Mines	Suspicious Minds	Elvis Presley	2005-03-23	4.6	4.1	4.1	57
Wipe Room	White Room	Cream	2005-03-23	4.8	4.5	4.5	72
Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!)	Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)	Perry Como	2005-03-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
I'll Be Seeping Goo	I'll Be Seeing You	Frank Sinatra	2005-03-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	60
But She Loves Herb	And I Love Her	Beatles	2005-03-24	3.8	3.0	3.0	62
Man, I Love Herbs!	And I Love Her	Beatles	2005-03-24	4.8	4.8	4.8	66
That's My Glove, Sir	And I Lover Her	Beatles	2005-03-24	4.0	3.6	3.8	74
Unhappy So I'll Rant at You	I'm Happy Just to Dance with You	Beatles	2005-03-24	4.0	3.0	3.0	53
Cell Rings High	Tell Me Why	Beatles	2005-03-24	3.7	3.7	3.7	53
It Ain't Mead, Babe	It Ain't Me, Babe	Bob Dylan	2005-03-25	4.5	4.0	4.0	79
Feng Girl	Young Girl	Gary Puckett and the Union Gap	2005-03-25	4.0	4.0	4.0	71
Done For on Road	One for the Road	Frank Sinatra	2005-03-25	4.0	4.0	4.0	56
Lip It	Whip It	Devo	2005-03-28	4.7	4.7	4.7	65
Lipids	Whip It	Devo	2005-03-28	4.8	4.8	4.8	71
Rip It	Whip It	Devo	2005-03-28	4.8	4.6	4.6	80
Came It Out: the Glossolalia	Blame It on the Bossa Nova	Edie Gorme	2005-03-29	4.3	4.3	4.3	65
I'm Heading for That Boulder	Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2005-03-30	4.3	4.0	4.0	61
It's So Wet on This Polder	Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2005-03-30	4.8	4.6	4.6	76
Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz	Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2005-03-30	4.7	4.3	4.3	66
Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder	Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2005-03-30	4.9	4.6	4.6	63
Take Your Meds or You'll Smolder	Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2005-03-30	4.9	4.4	4.4	63
28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy)	59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-03-31	4.6	4.5	4.5	224
Wooden Chips	Wooden Ships	Crosy, Stills, and Nash	2005-03-31	4.8	4.0	4.0	54
Shitsy Bitsy Spyware	Itsy Bitsy Spider	Traditional	2005-03-31	4.9	4.3	4.5	83
I Hand-Help Myself	I Can't Help Myself	Four Tops	2005-04-01	4.1	3.7	3.7	74
Someday You'll Crimp Your Thumb	Someday My Prince Will Come	Disney	2005-04-01	4.5	4.0	4.0	140
One Day The Gimp Was Hung	Someday My Prince Will Come	Disney	2005-04-01	4.5	4.5	4.5	66
Shoonerisms: Spugar	A Spoonful of Sugar	Mary Poppins soundtrack	2005-04-04	4.9	4.4	4.4	76
Litotes	Let It Be	Beatles	2005-04-04	4.5	4.0	4.0	149
Me Drill Epistrophe with Glee	She's Still A Mystery to Me	Lovin' Spoonful	2005-04-04	4.8	4.0	4.0	72
Assonance	At the Hop	Danny and the Juniors	2005-04-04	3.1	3.1	3.1	951
Then I Plotzed	At the Hop	Danny and the Juniors	2005-04-04	4.4	4.4	4.3	182
Homophones Are Strange	Home, Home on the Range	Traditional	2005-04-05	4.4	4.4	4.4	69
Anaphora/Anna, Fork-a!	That's Amore	Dean Martin	2005-04-05	4.5	4.5	4.5	197
Must--a Kosher Wok for Meat	Just a Closer Walk with Thee	Traditional	2005-04-06	4.8	4.6	4.6	57
Hack off His Arms and Legs	Back in His Arms Again	Supremes	2005-04-07	3.8	3.8	3.8	73
Rockettes Man	Rocket Man	Elton John	2005-04-07	4.9	4.4	4.4	63
Hack Off His Arms and Legs	Back in His Arms Again	Supremes	2005-04-11	4.1	4.1	4.1	75
Rockettes Man	Rocket Man	Elton John	2005-04-11	4.7	3.7	3.7	60
This Hairpiece is for Trump	The Lady Is a Tramp	Frank Sinatra	2005-04-11	4.8	4.7	4.7	72
Buy, Buy Love	Bye, Bye, Love	Everly Brothers	2005-04-12	4.4	4.4	4.4	63
Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé	Wake Up, Little Susie	Everly Brothers	2005-04-12	4.9	4.8	4.8	55
I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me	Always Something There to Remind Me	Dionne Warwick	2005-04-13	4.0	3.7	3.8	85
Whiff, I Smell	If I Fell	Beatles	2005-04-13	4.9	4.9	4.9	66
The Heifer	The Letter	Box Tops	2005-04-13	4.4	4.2	4.2	74