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Song Parodies -> "Expelled Jello"
Original Song Title:
"Mellow Yellow"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Donovan
Parody Song Title:
"Expelled Jello"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Expelled Jello
He just slammed down some Lemon,
Laced with Citron Stoli
He just slammed down some Lemon,
Those shots are roly-poly.
REFRAIN:
His craw did expel Jello
(Unsightly)
His craw did expel Jello
(Unsightly)
His craw did expel Jello
He just slammed down his fourteenth
Shot infused with Jim Beam.
Out between 32 teeth:
A regurgitative stream.
REFRAIN
Soared high into some guy's eye. . .
Vomit tolerance: nil.
So he punched him in the eye,
And then he gave him a stomach pill.
REFRAIN
No projectile bonanza
Will again fly from his face.
His erectile banana
Has replaced Jello shots at his place.
They call him phallofellow
(Quite rightly!)
He's much firmer than Jello.
He is hung like Othello.
He bows it like a cello,
Then pumps it like a bellows.
And he can give a swell "O."
He just slammed down some Lemon,
Laced with Citron Stoli
He just slammed down some Lemon,
Those shots are roly-poly.
REFRAIN:
His craw did expel Jello
(Unsightly)
His craw did expel Jello
(Unsightly)
His craw did expel Jello
He just slammed down his fourteenth
Shot infused with Jim Beam.
Out between 32 teeth:
A regurgitative stream.
REFRAIN
Soared high into some guy's eye. . .
Vomit tolerance: nil.
So he punched him in the eye,
And then he gave him a stomach pill.
REFRAIN
No projectile bonanza
Will again fly from his face.
His erectile banana
Has replaced Jello shots at his place.
They call him phallofellow
(Quite rightly!)
He's much firmer than Jello.
He is hung like Othello.
He bows it like a cello,
Then pumps it like a bellows.
And he can give a swell "O."
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What the hell-o? Entertaining read just like the original song that also doesn't seem to make much sense. 5-4-5. Nice write but I didn't find it all the funny.
Great wordplay!
Can I get his number?
Thanks, Guy, JD. Ash--LOL at your comment.
That was decidedly weird...
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