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Song Parodies -> "Expelled Jello"

Original Song Title:

"Mellow Yellow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Expelled Jello"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Expelled Jello

He just slammed down some Lemon,
Laced with Citron Stoli
He just slammed down some Lemon,
Those shots are roly-poly.

His craw did expel Jello
His craw did expel Jello
His craw did expel Jello

He just slammed down his fourteenth
Shot infused with Jim Beam.
Out between 32 teeth:
A regurgitative stream.


Soared high into some guy's eye. . .
Vomit tolerance: nil.
So he punched him in the eye,
And then he gave him a stomach pill.


No projectile bonanza
Will again fly from his face.
His erectile banana
Has replaced Jello shots at his place.

They call him phallofellow
(Quite rightly!)
He's much firmer than Jello.
He is hung like Othello.
He bows it like a cello,
Then pumps it like a bellows.
And he can give a swell "O."

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What the hell-o? Entertaining read just like the original song that also doesn't seem to make much sense. 5-4-5. Nice write but I didn't find it all the funny.
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great wordplay!
Ashkicksass - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I get his number?
John Barry - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, JD. Ash--LOL at your comment.
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That was decidedly weird...

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