The tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Thumbs keep pounding out
hiccups of the brain.
Blah-blah-blah-blah tweets:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

Charlatan is filled with rage, oh yeah.
Would turn back history’s page, oh yeah.
He’ll reach up skirts to grab that thing, oh yeah!
Teeny fingers do more than key-plink, oh yeah.

The tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Dumb abounding—
an insect nibblin’ brain,
as in “Brain Dead”? He
blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

He goes on more after it starts, oh yeah;
there’s no end to the brain farts, oh no.
Hope that he don’t start a nuclear war!
Better on keys than button, finger short!!

And the tweets go on, the tweets go on
Dumb abounding—
what’s nibblin’ on that brain?
Chomp-chomp-chomp-chomp eats:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

Grandpa’s nubile daughter he would kiss
and engage in connubial bliss.
The farts keep a-comin’ sans reason or rhyme.
Wonder how anyone can waste so much time?

And the tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Thumbs keep pounding out
id runs from the brain.
Blah-blah-blah-blah tweets:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

And the tweets go on,
yes the tweets go on,
and the tweets go on, on, on, on, on, on, on……………..