Doc Mehmet, shill,
Doc Mehmet’s pills,
Doc Mehmet’s drill—
when he gets airtime, Doc Mehmet shills.

Wow, he shows he’s a guy who don’t fear sellin’ lies. . .
what he’s on TV for.
He won’t do the right thing and apologize
for being “homeo-whore.”

Hear what I say, folks, keep away
from “meds” of shill.
Smoke blow, blow, blow, Doc Mehmet’s filled.
If you’re ill, away roam from Mehmet, shill,
keep them out of your home, Doc Mehmet’s pills.

He’s a conman, you know—don’t listen to him
as his game ensues.
That shill says he can give you vim
with his miracle juice.

Fear what he’ll say, folks, keep away
from “meds” of shill.
Smoke blow, blow, blow, Doc Mehmet’ drill—
from his drill away roam; mock Mehmet, shill;
keep them out of your home, Doc Mehmet’s pills.

So he’ll try to sell you some worthless gel
for which he ropes in huge fees.
Meanwhile, grows derision ’bout his faux prescriptions
that are as dubious as can be.

Fear what he’ll say, folks, keep away
from “meds” and spiel.
Smoke blow, blow, blow, Doc Mehmet’ spiel.
Well don’t feel? Away roam from Mehmet’s deal;
keep them out of your home, mock meds ain’t real.

You’ll be fine, just fine sans Mehmet’s pills,
so don’t buy his line—mock Mehmet’s pills:
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Doc Mehmet, shill.
Leave that crap alone, Doc Mehmet’s pills
’cause the guy is a phon-y, Mehmet, shill.