Gore has been great—that’s plump—near twenty stone. . .
but not as plump as Jersey’s o’ergrown gnome.
Gore is a liberal scourge, right types might say.
Prize Nobel his way the award that day.

Gore’s the one people chose, not he who saw Putin’s “soul.”
But five Supremes helped Tex creep in. . .gaffein’, sleepin’ on job,
veep sin.

Long-ago wrong done by some of the nine;
we pay the price up to the current time.

Guy and his Svengali made soar
deficits that still endure.
What would have happened with Gore?

Though Al’s a stiff hypocrite bore,
I am still feeling quite sure
we’d have been best off with Gore.