I was feelin' like sole, shad.
I asked the ornery waiter just what he had
He said, "Scallops,
(Scallops)
Fish or red meat
(Dollops)."
But he was smelly, smelly, smelly;
His pong nailed me
(Wallop!)

I thought, "Gag. . . [10x)"
When he leaves, I will eat my feed—
(A good luncheon)
Gimme a good, good luncheon
(Good luncheon)
All I'll feed is luncheon
(Good luncheon)
Good luncheon, waiter.

Waiter please, leave my sight
(Leave my sight)
Can't you see, waiter, I want to take a bite
(Take a bite)
I said, "Waiter
(Waiter)
It's adieu
(It's adieu)
Now that you're leaving,
Waiter, waiter
No more nose closure
(No nose closure)

I said, "Ah. . . .[10x]"
Now that I'm freed,
I can really feed. . . .