Don't shoot, pushy cat, no-o-o-o-o-o,
Don't shoot, pushy cat, no-o-o-o-o-o!

Pushy cat, pushy cat, you've got glowers
And lots of powerful 32s.
Don't poke that powder with the pin;
A puff of smoke blows.
Pushy cat, pushy cat, how did you
Learn to do
That with an Uzi that blows?

Don't shoot, Uzi cat, no-o-o-o-o-o,
Don't shoot, Uzi cat, no-o-o-o-o-o!

Uzi cat, Uzi cat, you're so willing
To do some drilling,
Abeyance moot.
You'll go and take up an Uzi and with it lay waste.
Pushy cat, pushy cat it is true
That you shoot
And with an Uzi lay waste.

Don't shoot, Uzi cat, no-o-o-o-o-o,
Don't shoot, Uzi cat, do-o-o-o-o-on't blow.

Uzi cat, Uzi cat, you're so vicious;
You rip those fishes; you're plainly louche.
I hope you're missing the pooch with your poochy-gat hits.
Uzi cat, Uzi cat, how did you
Learn to do
That with your Uzi-cat hits?
Whoa-oa-oa-ao.
Don't shoot, Uzi cat, 'twixt eyes,
No-o-o-o!
Pooch gets an Uzi-whacked nose.