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Song Parodies -> "Kinko's-Belle Cop"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Kinko's-Belle Cop"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Kinko's belle, think she's swell, Kinko's belle cop-
ies my copped rhymes,
Scoffs copyright fines,
Knowin' those poems I've burgled, yet runs
Off a cribbed-mots* crop by the ton.
Blink-impelled, dink is swelled, Kinko's belle top's
Skimpy so I'm to skin-see inclined:
Titanic tits and they'd sink boats, I swear.
What a knockers pair!!
Copyright crime, a can't-fight crime
When shops turn eyes away.
Kinko's belle's crime is to gel rhyme
On white posters with fine toner spray.
"Git 'em up!" Kinked-throat, hoarse, piqued grunt ain't sweet--
Kinko's belle, I am shocked!
Ticked off, I'm tricked; this wicked chick is the heat.
Babe, you crib then tell,
Fate will bring a cell,
Fake's a Kinko's-belle cop!
*words
ies my copped rhymes,
Scoffs copyright fines,
Knowin' those poems I've burgled, yet runs
Off a cribbed-mots* crop by the ton.
Blink-impelled, dink is swelled, Kinko's belle top's
Skimpy so I'm to skin-see inclined:
Titanic tits and they'd sink boats, I swear.
What a knockers pair!!
Copyright crime, a can't-fight crime
When shops turn eyes away.
Kinko's belle's crime is to gel rhyme
On white posters with fine toner spray.
"Git 'em up!" Kinked-throat, hoarse, piqued grunt ain't sweet--
Kinko's belle, I am shocked!
Ticked off, I'm tricked; this wicked chick is the heat.
Babe, you crib then tell,
Fate will bring a cell,
Fake's a Kinko's-belle cop!
*words
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jaunty
Pretty tricky works, here John
My brain was just reduced to spaghetti by this one.... ;-)
What Merry said!
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