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Song Parodies -> "Mohammed"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Ed theme"

Original Performer:

Mr. Ed TV show

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They're sore at the Norse, who showed remorse,
But they want more, and that's to settle scores.
Their scary corps would just be bores,
But they want to make you dead.

A blight at the source, their main recourse
Is to slit your throat--then you can't get hoarse.
It seems one of their favorite chores
Is cutting off heads.

They'd forbid nearly all to speak
While they would bray and bray.
They'll go out in the streets and shriek,
But they'd really much rather slay.

For this horrid force, there's no remorse;
They're lacking a sense of humor, of course.
They say of the image-printing Norse,
Because they've been dissed:
"Die for Mohammed!!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
only in these sacred halls would mohammed and mr. ed ever meet...5s
Stephen Harrington - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Mohammering--fives
Royce Miller - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, John.
John Barry - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Stephen, AFW, Royce.
Johnny D - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Is Moe still hammering Ed? I mean Curly? ;-) 555
Max Power - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555, over a stupid cartoon.
John Jenkins - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't realize that there is an upside to having one's throat slit. Very well done, John. I hope this parody does not get read by these humorless people.
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I wiiiiiiill remembeeeeeeeeeer this one well, 555's
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Say neigh to glue-sniffing. Good one JB. Made me chuckle. 555
Alpha Skua - June 12, 2018 - Report this comment
and Travel in w Winnie-Bego

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