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Song Parodies -> "A Banker Fell on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"A Banker Fell on You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A banker fell on you. . .
Dropped from floor 9.
On the sidewalk he's glop and goo;
He'll be fryin'
If it's hot, fryin'.

You know, he couldn't stand it:
Market goin' down.
So he jumped and landed
On macadam covering the ground.

A banker fell on you,
Bounced off--you're fine.
Him? Nein.

Lucky you,
Yucky goo
Is this dude
He's so screwed--just a mound,
Skin, bone, and hair.

Watch out! There will be
More dropping down.

Let's clear out!

Don't want to smell that dude--
Bouquet ain't fine!

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alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol..too funny...this reflects the comment i left on the previous song
Andy Primus - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Another good one to this song that got me laughing - keep them coming

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