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Song Parodies -> "The Mystic Shtik"

Original Song Title:

"The Crystal Ship"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Mystic Shtik"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s boring drivel, New Age consciousness,
another plying of mind bliss.
Another scam of bliss
that is amiss, this phony bliss.

These ways ain’t right, with shills to gain
your dough when you’re in their domain.
To buy them you would be insane,
because their train of thought's inane.

I tell you, they are fleecedom, lies.
Their followers have crazy eyes.
Deliver you from reason, pry
your dough—bye-bye! Then you will cry.

The mystic shtik is bilious bull—
into this world to not be pulled.
A silly way to waste your time.
So close your sack and save your dimes.

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