Well, hurly in the mornin’
From late last night.
I got a boozin’ headache;
Studying was slight.
It’s plagiarize time. . .must do
Some copying from you.

Hell, I got so drunken,
Loud, and refractory;
I just didn’t study,
So must steal from you, ya see.
It’s plagiarize time. . .must do
Some copying from you.

Let me crib from you, baby;
It’ll take me an hour or so,
But I will curse and shout
If your work you won’t show.
It’s plagiarize time. . .must do
Some copying from you.

Well, don’t you get so huffy;
That’ll make me grieve.
Come on, don’t put on airs, ’cause you
Have been known to cheat, I believe.
You pledge to be mine, but you
“Homework” do with Stu, too.

Well you tell me to cram, and then
I though you meant
Sturdily study,
But what you meant: Jack, get bent!
Now it’s fail-the-test time ’cause you
Loaned your body to Stu.

Your body of work, you say,
Is what you lent,
But I’m no dummy;
I know o’er your back he’s bent.
He’s pressin’ your spine, and you
Gropin’ are with Stu, too!