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Song Parodies -> "Vittles GMO"

Original Song Title:

"Little GTO"

Original Performer:

Ronny and the Daytonas

Parody Song Title:

"Vittles GMO"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vittles GMO,* you’re squealy lookin’ swine:
Three quarters of you forged from genes that’s been recombined.
Mixin’ several branches up now—stitchin’ in some ki-i-i-ine.
You got turnip, fawn, wild rice, pup, goat, and cow, GMO.

[“Uh-oh!” mixed with “Yum-yum! vittles GMO”]

They oughta gene-merge not, but toad-horse brought ’em all a smile.
Fish-hippo [trans]mogrifies pon-pon;** the fox-penguin gets riled.
Create a gaffe, sirs—it’s a failed job when they’re running wi-i-i-ild:
Ya got a tern with fawn, swine with pup, oats with cow, GMO.

[“Oh no!” mixed with “Yum-yum! vittles GMO”]

Government gave ’em money
(Tern that’s half fawn, oats that’s part cow)
To splice a GMO
(Termagant-fawn, oats with a snout)
Guys get hell-bent when payroll starts
(Termites with brawn, toad with a snout)
And then they’re ready to go
(Turkey and fawn, oats well-endowed)
Take genes out of pome, clone a
(Turnip with cod, roe in your stout)
(Turkey with prawn, blowfish with snout)
Yeah, yeah
With all this genetic fooling around,
Structurally the result’s unsound,
Then you it turns on, bites your butt, throws a rout, GMO.

[“Oh god!” mixed with “Yum-yum!” and “Vittles-me MO!”)


*genetically modified organism

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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TJC - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(GMO) Hay! (GMO) Ewe really got my (GMO) Goat with this one, John!
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny song. What do you get when cross a with an OMR and a JAB? An "elderberry"! ;D
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
YIKES! I must get my vision checked! REMOVE the words "a with"!! :D
SnowDiva - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack de Barrows, ~the Duke oCud~ . . . seems the ~PaleAlaskaQueen~ did NOT alter your style, Sir !
Below Average Dave - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Very well written, even if I was ultimately confused:)
Patrick - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Splicing plants and animals into new organisms. I like it as a song idea (I would). Not sure I'd like it on my dinner table. Why is that carrot looking at me like that?
John Barry - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC: Thaaaaaaanks.

OMR: Thanks, but what's an OMR?

Diva: Same silly style.

BAD: Thanks, despite. Patrick: Thanks, and watch that carrot!
Tommy And The Chelonas - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
No "Tempest" in a teapot here: *Very* Pont(iac)ifical message behind the gen(ius)etically-modified word(play) here. Let's all "Just Say No" To GMO.

Vote: Three deuces (= 6) and a four-speed (makes 10) and a 389 -- about 6.3 liters, so we'll round that down to 5, for a total of 15.

Trivia: "GTO" stood for "Gran Turismo Omologato", the latter nowadays abbreviated as "OMG". ;)
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR is Old Man Ribber. An Elder - Barry! lol ;D

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