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Song Parodies -> "Vittles GMO"

Original Song Title:

"Little GTO"

Original Performer:

Ronny and the Daytonas

Parody Song Title:

"Vittles GMO"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vittles GMO,* you’re squealy lookin’ swine:
Three quarters of you forged from genes that’s been recombined.
Mixin’ several branches up now—stitchin’ in some ki-i-i-ine.
You got turnip, fawn, wild rice, pup, goat, and cow, GMO.

[“Uh-oh!” mixed with “Yum-yum! vittles GMO”]

They oughta gene-merge not, but toad-horse brought ’em all a smile.
Fish-hippo [trans]mogrifies pon-pon;** the fox-penguin gets riled.
Create a gaffe, sirs—it’s a failed job when they’re running wi-i-i-ild:
Ya got a tern with fawn, swine with pup, oats with cow, GMO.

[“Oh no!” mixed with “Yum-yum! vittles GMO”]

Government gave ’em money
(Tern that’s half fawn, oats that’s part cow)
To splice a GMO
(Termagant-fawn, oats with a snout)
Guys get hell-bent when payroll starts
(Termites with brawn, toad with a snout)
And then they’re ready to go
(Turkey and fawn, oats well-endowed)
Take genes out of pome, clone a
(Turnip with cod, roe in your stout)
Applettuce-doe
(Turkey with prawn, blowfish with snout)
Yeah, yeah
With all this genetic fooling around,
Structurally the result’s unsound,
Then you it turns on, bites your butt, throws a rout, GMO.

[“Oh god!” mixed with “Yum-yum!” and “Vittles-me MO!”)

Burp.


*genetically modified organism
**tarpon-pony

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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TJC - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(GMO) Hay! (GMO) Ewe really got my (GMO) Goat with this one, John!
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny song. What do you get when cross a with an OMR and a JAB? An "elderberry"! ;D
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
YIKES! I must get my vision checked! REMOVE the words "a with"!! :D
SnowDiva - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack de Barrows, ~the Duke oCud~ . . . seems the ~PaleAlaskaQueen~ did NOT alter your style, Sir !
Below Average Dave - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Very well written, even if I was ultimately confused:)
Patrick - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Splicing plants and animals into new organisms. I like it as a song idea (I would). Not sure I'd like it on my dinner table. Why is that carrot looking at me like that?
John Barry - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC: Thaaaaaaanks.

OMR: Thanks, but what's an OMR?

Diva: Same silly style.

BAD: Thanks, despite. Patrick: Thanks, and watch that carrot!
Tommy And The Chelonas - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
No "Tempest" in a teapot here: *Very* Pont(iac)ifical message behind the gen(ius)etically-modified word(play) here. Let's all "Just Say No" To GMO.

Vote: Three deuces (= 6) and a four-speed (makes 10) and a 389 -- about 6.3 liters, so we'll round that down to 5, for a total of 15.

Trivia: "GTO" stood for "Gran Turismo Omologato", the latter nowadays abbreviated as "OMG". ;)
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR is Old Man Ribber. An Elder - Barry! lol ;D

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