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Song Parodies -> "Gagging Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Maggie's Farm"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Gagging Farts"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I ain't gonna work to gag these farts no more,
No, I ain't gonna hurt to gag these farts no more.
Well, I quake in the morning,
Hold 'em back and pay with pain.
I've just gotta vent my rear,
Let it blow like a gas main.
Stay the flames! I break wind with a mighty roar.
I ain't gonna work to gag my farts no more.

I ain't gonna work to gag or smother no more,
No, I ain't gonna work to gag or smother no more.
Smells like a rancid pickle
Deprived of its brine.
Your teeth you'll have to grit
As it wafts into your rhin.
You opine: "Smells like slime floating on a moor!"
I ain't gonna work to gag or smother no more.

I ain't gonna work to gag oompahs no more,
No, I ain't gonna work to gag oompahs no more.
Smells like a soggy cigar
That with mucous has been mixed.
Each time this wind blows,
Air filters must be fixed.
Mere flatulence--mards don't land on the floor.
I ain't gonna work to gag oompahs no more.

I ain't gonna work, gag aromas no more,
No, I ain't gonna work, gag aromas no more.
When I "squawk," you give me sermons
About gas from cod and slaw,
From your body's place
Where drains what went in maw.
"It's stinky, mate! Whatcha do that venting for?!"
I ain't gonna work, gag aromas no more.

I ain't gonna work to gag these farts no more,
No, I ain't gonna hurt to gag these farts no more.
Well, high in my chest
Is where is stuck, some ham,
Which drops to digestive juice
Where baked beans boost the BAM!
It singes the drapes, and my butt gets sore.
Still, ain't gonna work to gag these farts no more.

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Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Too many fantastic lines to repeat them all here, JB...starting with "Smells like a rancid pickle/Deprived of its brine" and continuing on down through the entire piece. Great job, "5-5-5"
Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What PR said. I might add that, this parody crosses the line from humor to hilarity. I guess I did add that. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
explosively funny
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
A brilliant blast on the butt trumpet from Sgt. JB !!
Archie Bunker - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
STIFLE YOURSELF BARRY! 5'S (Lionel) he he
John Barry - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks much, Paul, Rick. Alvin, JD, Archie.
Red Ant - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Blow one in the Wind. Funny and the descriptions were great. 5s.
cman - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
dylan floats an air biscuit

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