youtube eschewed for roilingbone;
Your cause was once amiright--
You left to find a much randier node
Where you can go and start beating, not a drum;
Megabytes you've claimed--
No need to pay for engorged jerking fun.

Now you heavy-breathe and fill a Dell up with free porn,
Gawk a babe who has been shorn and wave your flag
Fill a Dell with free porn: look at cleaved thighs for ya, man,
Yeah, glimpse a piece of pie, sly randy lech'rous lad.

So fill a Dell up with free porn.
Sites naughty, you love 'em.
amiright once; your sights now set on other kinds,
Kind of sites, kinds of sites.
Kind of sites that you mine each night.
Fill a Dell up with free porn,
You love it, yes you do.

You've got movies you can view when quite alone
And freely move your mittie
In thumbed abuse: the wood-mold yankin'-spree. . .moan.
Time-for-glimpsin'-shes spree; so go spankin'-spree guys,
Then the whizzin' spill CC's pumped zap you
Right between the eyes.

So fill a Dell up with free porn.
Sites naughty, you love 'em;
Every night you alight on a site of that kind,
Kind of site, kind of site,
Kind of site that requires fine eyesight.
Fill a Dell up with free porn,
You goggle, yes you do.