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Song Parodies -> "Burper Churl"

Original Song Title:

"Surfer Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Burper Churl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

[four part harmony: "Eeewww. . . !"]

Spittle burper, spittle's hung
Where you part lips with your tongue.
Eeww! It's lung creep, chew it, burper churl.

Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl.

You have hocked up when you snore--
Strangled larynx, thus nose pour.
Eeww! It's lung creep, chew it burper churl.

Burper churl, burper churl

[4-part harmony burping]

You, three guys could burp together,
First your noses blow.
Guys, you would be a sensation
On that "Idol" show.

So to make sure you don't looge,
Have laser work on your huge
Uvula; it's too large, burper churl.

Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl.

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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
gross, but funny
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Fives for being gross.
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. 2Eagle.

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