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Song Parodies -> "My Dipstick Ain't Slick and Glist'nin'"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"My Dipstick Ain't Slick and Glist'nin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My dipstick ain't slick and glist'nin', (3x)
Pull it out and it's sere.

I drive out and in. . .never check engine.
My dipstick ain't slick and glist'nin'
Rebuilt engine, I fear.

I flip up the friggin' hood 'n' (3x)
Steel-on-steel's what I hear

But I do not wanna get stung (3x)
By mechanics who sneer.

My dipstick ain't slick and glist'nin',
I'll get a new rig by chis'lin'
I'll con the insurance pricks 'n'
Push it off of the pier.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
We love those double entendres, we love those double entendres, we love those double entendres, and we give them fives here!
alvin rhodes - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
fooled me....lol
carol - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! 555
John Barry - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, Carol.
AFW - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny work...5's
Dee Range - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
For a minute I thought the 3x was gonna be the rating lol. Great job.555
DJ Blaze - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Now that's thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy! (or in this case, Johnny) 555

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