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Song Parodies -> "There’s My Rondel in You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"There’s My Rondel in You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A rondel dagger ( /ˈr'ndəl/) or roundel dagger was a type of stiff-bladed dagger in Europe in the late Middle Ages (from the 14th century onwards), used by a variety of people from merchants to knights. It was worn at the waist and might be used as a utility tool, or worn into battle or a jousting tournament as a side-arm.
There’s my rondel in you,
you rascal swine!
I caught you in bed with my Sue.
You were lyin’
upon her, lyin’.
I just couldn’t stand it. . .
no gantlet thrown down
’cause you’re underhanded. . .
you got a wound as my arm unwound.
So my rondel’s in you—
it was your time.
Bye-bye!
It’s in you
because you
were in Sue.
You’re run through,
like a sow
that’s spitted fare
at festivities
that include cow
and steer meat.
From my rondel, “Adieu!”
End of the line.
you rascal swine!
I caught you in bed with my Sue.
You were lyin’
upon her, lyin’.
I just couldn’t stand it. . .
no gantlet thrown down
’cause you’re underhanded. . .
you got a wound as my arm unwound.
So my rondel’s in you—
it was your time.
Bye-bye!
It’s in you
because you
were in Sue.
You’re run through,
like a sow
that’s spitted fare
at festivities
that include cow
and steer meat.
From my rondel, “Adieu!”
End of the line.
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JAB... did you reach 500 today??? I reached it yesterday and no comments from you or on the parody series #40 "Mechanical Dog" that I did... so...??? Are we still on for the parody series??? Am confused...
Still on, Rob, but I'm in HI and haven't had time to sit down at the keyboard--been running around. I've got a response to "MD" in the works, hope to finish it tonight.
Belated congrats on 500, Rob. That's a thousand total!
Congrats to you too- we made it!!! Sad to hear you are bailing on future spells... maybe you could turn one out every once in a while? I still will go forward b/c mine are info parodies and there is so much more info to share ;-)
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