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Song Parodies -> "To Stay Svelte, Belles May Spew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"To Stay Svelte, Belles May Spew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
To stay svelte, belles will spew
Some of the time.
To gain an ounce just wouldn't do,
So food's flyin'
Out the mouth, flyin'.
Post-lunch, put the hand in
The mouth, plunge it down
Till a finger lands in
The spot where the gag reflex is found.
And then propel that spew
In a straight line.
In that spew:
Might be roux,
Might be stew,
"Cud” they chew, like a cow.
So dinner fare
Goes down, just briefly,
And comes up now.
Post-eating,
To stay svelte, belles may spew,
Then again dine.
Some of the time.
To gain an ounce just wouldn't do,
So food's flyin'
Out the mouth, flyin'.
Post-lunch, put the hand in
The mouth, plunge it down
Till a finger lands in
The spot where the gag reflex is found.
And then propel that spew
In a straight line.
In that spew:
Might be roux,
Might be stew,
"Cud” they chew, like a cow.
So dinner fare
Goes down, just briefly,
And comes up now.
Post-eating,
To stay svelte, belles may spew,
Then again dine.
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Maybe they spew because of the patty melt they chewed a couple of songs ago
They use ipecac to make themselves spew, too. Karen Carpenter, to name one famous example. 5s.
SirSweaty, I'll put a little bell on you . . . because you a ' nine ' . . . .
I once stuck a popsicle stick down my throat to spew all contents. But, I found it a foolish and deadly habit after awhile. I echo all comments above! Even guys I know do the same thing if they're weight conscious. 5's!
that was simply lovely john....lol
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