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Song Parodies -> "That chick named Mel is cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"That chick named Mel is cool"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


That chick named Mel* is cool—
The ice-blonde kind.
But she shows up, what do birds do?
They start flyin’,
Crazily flyin’

And then they are landin’
Upon people’s crowns
With their beaks trepannin’,
And chasin’ school lads and lasses down.

So it is hell near school
At attack time,
Quack time.

Mel’s hit too
By a slew. . .
Beaked head grooves
All must move from the house.

They won’t stay there
They next day they leave
Mel will grouse—
She’s squeamish.

But she’s upheld her cool
At parting time.


*Melanie Daniels, as played by Tippi Hedren
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Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Did you know that Tippi Hedren's daughter is Melanie Griffith? No April Fool's joke, she really is.
Old Man Ribber - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - I remember seeing Tippi cut up by the attacking birds, but when she was rescued and Rod Taylor wiped the blood away, she didn't have a scratch on her! This was fair enough...Hitch was the master of suspense, not the wizard ogf gore. Nice job. ;D
Melanie Lee - April 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Shoot, I thought you meant me! Nice work!

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