Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "That Pooch Looks Swelled on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"That Pooch Looks Swelled on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
That pooch looks swelled on you--
It's humpin' time.
You tell him "stop," but what's he do?
He keeps tryin'
To climax, cryin'.
You know, you can't stand him,
Horrid horny hound.
You would blast him gladly
If his a**hole owner weren't around.
That pooch looks swelled on you--
Horrid canine,
K-9.
Stupid pooch
Is quite louche.
You'd love to
Shoot the pooch here and now.
But owner's there,
Obliviously
Watching his Chow
On your knee.
Here pooch: treat swell for you.
Oh, it's strychnine.
[fade on beast's final breath]
It's humpin' time.
You tell him "stop," but what's he do?
He keeps tryin'
To climax, cryin'.
You know, you can't stand him,
Horrid horny hound.
You would blast him gladly
If his a**hole owner weren't around.
That pooch looks swelled on you--
Horrid canine,
K-9.
Stupid pooch
Is quite louche.
You'd love to
Shoot the pooch here and now.
But owner's there,
Obliviously
Watching his Chow
On your knee.
Here pooch: treat swell for you.
Oh, it's strychnine.
[fade on beast's final breath]
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
appropriate for hump day
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins167.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 899
