Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Maxwell’s Pimping Manner"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Maxwell’s Pimping Manner"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ghis was pimpin’ ’em to Jeff, who was prickin’ ’em
in his many homes
day and night, many boned by erect tube

Maxwell misled ’em so that Jeff could miss-bed ’em,
girls not fully grown.
Didn't give a sh*t about strictures.

Imprisoned them, would not let them go,
with the help of his whore.

Rancid Maxwell’s pimping manner’s
what helped him to bed,
bang, bang Maxwell’s little gals ’cured*;
she and Jeff causing dread.

Middle schoolers, them; Epstein put his tool in them—
creep small girls enjoyed.
Dershowitz et al. in this sordid

Andy got some lays when from London far away;
like Alan, he lied.
Spiking 15’s fine for these sleazebags

Because they yearned to shag girl sex toys,
her job was some to find.

Ghastly Maxwell’s pimping manner’s
what helped them to bed,
bang, bang Maxwell’s little gals ’cured*;
’hole rank crew causing dread.

There was flirting, none, ’cause these guys were dirty scum;
Maxwell helped them moan
raping little virginal misses…
guys don’t atone.

Ghis acted slatternly for Jeff, who was happily
screwing kids freely.
But judged not was Jeffrey
’cause he somehow croa-oa-oa-oaked.
But through the law’s hands the others slip,
except procurer slime.

Rank skank Maxwell’s pimping manner
got her arrested.
“Clang, clang!” go doors in the slammer.
Like Jeff—maybe found dead?

Pimping rancid tramp.


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Alpha Bette - July 03, 2020 - Report this comment
I'll be off the grid this weekend, so just to be sure Ive covered all the bases -- Ghislane Did Not Kill Herself!
Beta Alf - July 06, 2020 - Report this comment
What's all the hubbub, Bub? Whats with the stink, Pink? All Im saying is she wont commit suicide like her lover. No, she's gonna catch a steaming case of Covid 19 after she accidentally wipes her eyes with some infected gloves

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 263