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Song Parodies -> "Why Do Ghouls Call You ‘Lunch’?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Do Fools Fall in Love?"

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do Ghouls Call You ‘Lunch’?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Chomp chomp, chew chew on on you you.

What do ghouls have for lunch?
No birds on turkey day—
They lunge for you in a hungry way.
Why do they call you “lunch”?

It’s the same thing that they have for brunch,
That’s what ghouls have for lunch,
That’s what they have for lunch.

Lunch is not moose or game,
Lunch can be free-range.
I know: if a ghoul you’ll see,
Hurry, fool, and flee!

Tell me why, why, why
Tell me why?

[sounds of vigorous chewing]

Why do they come your way?
Luncheon they’ll make of you, or buffet—
You are what they call “lunch.”

On your arms and legs they start to munch
They’re having you for lunch,
And you hear a bone crunch.

One rips out your heart and starts to eat;
Another one, well, it goes for the feet.

That’s why, why why,
Why the ghouls call you “lunch.”

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Old Man Ribber - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - But demons are a ghoul's best friend! ;D
John Barry - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR, I believe you have a hit title on your hands.
2Eagle - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Good satire on that sappy old song. Second verse - what do sharks have for lunch...

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