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Song Parodies -> "They Would Expel the Jews"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"They Would Expel the Jews"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
We must expel the Jews
From Palestine.
That's what terrorists want to do. . .
Want 'em dyin',
Israelis dyin'.
You know, they can't stand 'em,
So they gun 'em down,
Arafat's progeny
And that crazed aMADinejad's clowns.
They would expel the Jews
From Palestine
In time.
They hate Jews
They loathe Jews
They hurt Jews
They kill Jews, and some vow:
"They shan't be there,
You just wait and see.
Our time is now!"
They're jeering.
They would expel the Jews,
And they love "Mein [Kampf]."
From Palestine.
That's what terrorists want to do. . .
Want 'em dyin',
Israelis dyin'.
You know, they can't stand 'em,
So they gun 'em down,
Arafat's progeny
And that crazed aMADinejad's clowns.
They would expel the Jews
From Palestine
In time.
They hate Jews
They loathe Jews
They hurt Jews
They kill Jews, and some vow:
"They shan't be there,
You just wait and see.
Our time is now!"
They're jeering.
They would expel the Jews,
And they love "Mein [Kampf]."
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Too bad the anonymous 1 for funniness-giver didn't explain. The lyric's not all that funny, buut many aren't, and absent any other category to rating content, I tend in such instances to treat "How Funny" it as if it were soemthing "How Topically Coherent." Shrug. 5s
expelling fives
Thanks Stan (I'm with you on "funny), Alvin.
I echo Alvin's comment as well as Stan's, and I have a little bit of trivia about the book "Mein Kampf" for you and all who read this parody. Ever since World War II ended, U.S. Army bookstores sold Hitler's book "Mein Kampf", that was, until the German government complained, and the book was withdrawn despite selling in significant numbers. Although the lyrics are not too funny, I will give a 5 for coherence rather than humor, just as Stan Hall always seems to do and as I often do when commenting on parodies with politically- or racially-sensitive topics such as this, albeit when the parody author approved comments before submitting his/her work. So, therefore, 5's straight across.
Go Isra-El ! and Boo hoo to Mr. Armed-& Did-a-Job
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