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Song Parodies -> "I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me"

Original Song Title:

"Always Something There to Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I fall upon the city street,
Abused by what's ponged anally.
And every breath I take appalls.
Now what in lunch for food had he?
No power to digest food--
Three squares. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.

It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!

When crap-blows crawl, gas passed, I fall, crapéd. Air! Wish his pants were tight.
Can I can smell, a galling cow ain't dealt a whiff like this hole blight.
No flower exudes.
Stench fare. I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.

It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!

He should be fined, his hiss ain't sweet. Lend him a plug to mute the air.
His bum's slack, toots disgraceful blare; the tube could blow most anywhere.
Oh, why can't he regress fumes?

Beware! I fall; there's bum-stink air to recline me.

It was borne from bum chute. It's got a sent that's beefy.
He's always on a farting spree. Oh-no-o-o!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.8

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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly humorous...5s
Rick C - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing title, amazing parody! You kill me, John! 5's
Red Ant - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Have only heard the 80s vesion of this by some one-hit wonder group ( Simple Minds perhaps? ), but 555 all the same.
Catch 23 - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Best title of the day. Good stuff, despite the air! 555
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Made me laugh out loud!
Josh 999 to Red Ant - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The 80s group that covered this song was Naked Eyes. They were a TWO hit wonder; their other hit was "Promises, Promises." Simple minds did "Don't You Forget About Me" and "Alive And Kicking" (known to many people as "I Like It Kinky").

Nice parody, JB. 5/5/5 from me as well

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