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Song Parodies -> "I’m Forever Blowing Nothing"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"
Original Performer:
John Kellette
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Forever Blowing Nothing"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m forever blowing nothing
But smoke as well as hot air.
I’m a pol guy,
So me you can buy.
When my lips move,
That means I lie.
Fortunes I’ve been hiding. . .
Took more than my share.
I’m forever blowing nothing
But smoke as well as hot air.
I am a creep;
I pick pockets deep—
I’ll take your hopes away.
I’m forever blowing nothing
But smoky doses of air.
I always lie,
Never even try
To tell the truth; hey!
Why should I?!
Fortunes they’ve been tithing
To me, because they’re
Guys who’ll always blow my chub till
Legislation they’ve bought ’s theirs.
But smoke as well as hot air.
I’m a pol guy,
So me you can buy.
When my lips move,
That means I lie.
Fortunes I’ve been hiding. . .
Took more than my share.
I’m forever blowing nothing
But smoke as well as hot air.
I am a creep;
I pick pockets deep—
I’ll take your hopes away.
I’m forever blowing nothing
But smoky doses of air.
I always lie,
Never even try
To tell the truth; hey!
Why should I?!
Fortunes they’ve been tithing
To me, because they’re
Guys who’ll always blow my chub till
Legislation they’ve bought ’s theirs.
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I'm not familiar with the original, but anything ragging on the pols gets fives from me!
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