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Song Parodies -> "Walk Like a Can-"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like a Man"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Walk Like a Can-"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh how I tried to cut you down last night
When you turned and frightened my friends,
Because you bother them when you froth and slobber;
Your churlish moon croons soon doomed to end.

’cause you don’t walk like a man. . .
Walk like a can-
is lupus when no sun.
No wolfman’s worth
Leaving on the earth.
I shot you point-blank. . .you’ve run!

[howling at moon]

Goodbye tasting of folks you’re wasting;
I’ll get you encoffined somehow.
Moonlight, you’re cryin’, but soon, quite, you will be lyin’
On ground with a round in your brow.

Plastered you; shot, you still ran. . .
Sought a new plan,
Bought a new brand for you.
Bullet will hurl right into your lupine curls. . .
Use shot wrought with plata*. . .slew!

[cheers of jubilation mixed with “shot, shot, shot. . . .]


*silver

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Timmy1000 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Howled at this one.
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
More transformational than Tony Robbins!
Andy Primus - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
"No wolfman's worth leaving on the earth" - even Chuy Aceves? Saw a fascinating TV doc about him recently.
AFW - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I had to grab some garlic and hold up a cross to read this...but, classic Barry, and over the top
John Barry - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, TJC, Andy (had to look him up--interesting name phonetically: "chewie"), AFW.
Christie Marie M - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
"Can" I give you 5's, John? Loved the way you subbed "oooooh"...with some long range howling!
Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't drink Coor's Light (the Silver Bullet)! ;D
lilLupineLu - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
yeah, he does Not walk like a man, but he sure has a deep voice ! ! hubba hubba = ~LIEV ~ the sexy trannsie ! ! wood-Stocked for sure, SirSweaty !!

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