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Song Parodies -> "In Flag. Delicto"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Flamingo"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann

Parody Song Title:

"In Flag. Delicto"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I was caught between her thighs, in flag. delicto.
In her hair had been my tongue,
And her whites were on my spline—
We were shocked, caught by my wife, twined in delicto. . .
Ripped-off dress nowhere in sight,
Both of us shrieked at the flashlight.
I couldn’t lie, this was pine dining—tasting wood,
And there was I, basting her rift, not being good—
There my spouse stood.

What’d she say? “This is a crime, in flag. delicto!”
Because she spied me fressing the
Delicious pie, impressively.
In flag. delicto, in flag. delicto.

I couldn’t lie, this was gyn. dining—tasting good.
Ah, she and I facing respective rift and wood.
Now, run I should!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
What a cunning linguist you are ;-D
Old Man Ribber - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Or as Tom Jones might have said, "My, my! Flag. delicto." ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Wait--is it just me, or did that song have some double entendres in it?

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