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Song Parodies -> "I've Gotta House Mop"
Original Song Title:
"Up on the Housetop"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I've Gotta House Mop"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I've gotta house mop, that's because
I own pee-prone pals with paws.
One's a Chihuahua, makes lots of noise.
Fall in a dribble, dump. . .don't rejoice.
No, no no! You mustn't go,
No, no, no, go with the flo-ow.
I've gotta house mop--drip, drip, drip,
Or on Chihuahua agua I'll slip.
Irked, I am mopping a tinkle well--
Not enchanting. What a smell!
Then I am bawling; tears flood my eyes.
The uric acid fumes prompt my cries.
Oh, oh, oh, ghastly aro-
ma; flow, flow, see my nose flo-ow.
I gotta snout mop, drip, drip, drip,
Or on a chin-dripped stream I might slip.
Rex the cat's stalking a place to spill
All his pee; my Bokhara he'll fill.
On my Karistan he'll disgorge snack
That went in the front but slipped out the back.
No, no, no. . .can't take no mo'!
So, so, so, they've gotta go-o!
I'll have a mouth sop--lipped tidbit.
They'll taste like chicken, cooked on the spit.
I own pee-prone pals with paws.
One's a Chihuahua, makes lots of noise.
Fall in a dribble, dump. . .don't rejoice.
No, no no! You mustn't go,
No, no, no, go with the flo-ow.
I've gotta house mop--drip, drip, drip,
Or on Chihuahua agua I'll slip.
Irked, I am mopping a tinkle well--
Not enchanting. What a smell!
Then I am bawling; tears flood my eyes.
The uric acid fumes prompt my cries.
Oh, oh, oh, ghastly aro-
ma; flow, flow, see my nose flo-ow.
I gotta snout mop, drip, drip, drip,
Or on a chin-dripped stream I might slip.
Rex the cat's stalking a place to spill
All his pee; my Bokhara he'll fill.
On my Karistan he'll disgorge snack
That went in the front but slipped out the back.
No, no, no. . .can't take no mo'!
So, so, so, they've gotta go-o!
I'll have a mouth sop--lipped tidbit.
They'll taste like chicken, cooked on the spit.
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I don't have a mop - I just dunk the cat into a bucket of Pine-Sol and let him run around, cleaning up his own mess.... well, that's what I'd *like* to do sometimes. Good work, John.
fun ending...lol
I soak it up with baking soda. Merry piss - mas.
That was funny... I have 2 cats, 1 with diarrhea, one came home after rolling in dog doo....
Chihuahua agua - something I would rather read than step in. Well done, John.
Holy guacamole! That's almost as bad as getting caught saying the "N" word. Any of these muts have warrants for bail skip?
Doggone good.
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