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Song Parodies -> "Time Is Right"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Time Is Right"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Time is right for a bite—
got some ham, cheese that’s white.
Pounds will burgeon; up food is piled.
Cornucopia is not reviled.
Eat some French fries and geese;
eat and then never cease.
Time is right for more bites:
shepherd’s pie—what delight!
Gorging beans and some steak tartare;
fish from the ocean are smeared with tartar.
Nice is savory corn…
slices of gorgeous pork.
Time is right: encore bites—
chunks of cod from the bight.
Brace of bream and a portly plaice
seasoned with a touch of mace.
Freely gorge and my girth
seems to suggest I’ll give birth.
got some ham, cheese that’s white.
Pounds will burgeon; up food is piled.
Cornucopia is not reviled.
Eat some French fries and geese;
eat and then never cease.
Time is right for more bites:
shepherd’s pie—what delight!
Gorging beans and some steak tartare;
fish from the ocean are smeared with tartar.
Nice is savory corn…
slices of gorgeous pork.
Time is right: encore bites—
chunks of cod from the bight.
Brace of bream and a portly plaice
seasoned with a touch of mace.
Freely gorge and my girth
seems to suggest I’ll give birth.
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