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Song Parodies -> "La Merde Salit"
Original Song Title:
"La Marseillaise"
Original Performer:
Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
Parody Song Title:
"La Merde Salit"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I got the idea for this from Stan Hall's delicious "Eatin' Toad Again."
Allons, nous gourmands des grenouilles,
Les jambes on doit bien manger.
Car les crapauds sont inutiles;
L'estomac sera revolté.
L'anglais "crap" en "crapaud" trouvé.
J'entends le bruit--le cul, combattant.
Couler les feroces solides;
Ils viennent; jugement:. . .sont sordides!
Eclaboussent mes chaussures. . .cacas vont
Là-bas, les sh!ts, Oy! viennent.
Former un bac, les ondes.
Merde en, merde en moi, c'est impur!
Abreuve mes pantalons.
Les jambes on doit bien manger.
Car les crapauds sont inutiles;
L'estomac sera revolté.
L'anglais "crap" en "crapaud" trouvé.
J'entends le bruit--le cul, combattant.
Couler les feroces solides;
Ils viennent; jugement:. . .sont sordides!
Eclaboussent mes chaussures. . .cacas vont
Là-bas, les sh!ts, Oy! viennent.
Former un bac, les ondes.
Merde en, merde en moi, c'est impur!
Abreuve mes pantalons.
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C'est vrai. My understanding of French is far from perfect, but I got the gist of it.
Bravo! Cette parodie répond à -- ou peut être répercute -- parfaitment.ma propre! Trrois cinqs :-)
Magnifique, Si vous plait, MonSieur Barreau, Continue a manger ! ~Mange en Moi ~ !
How befitting - a frog song about toads. It just takes one guy like Stan to get something like this hopping. I draw the line at "swamp chicken" - Toad is for the road. Nice touch doing the parody twice, once in Ingles and once in Franchaise. So I will give you an Italiano cinque for both parodies since we are so bilingual today. Now, who will write the next (T)ode?
Eeek! I should have left it lost in translation. I plopped this into Babel Fish and lost my lunch. But in a good way. :-)
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