Woe-Joe got a jammed nerve that makes him a moaner;
he’s at a dorsal impasse.
Woe-Joe may have to become a chronic stoner,
get a huge morsel of grass.

Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back means that he can’t be strong.
Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back he wishes would be gone.
Wrecked back makes Woe-Joe groan.

Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back he wishes would be gone.
Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back means that he can’t be strong.
Wrecked back—ow!

Glutes are really smartin’, and so Joe’s a woe-man…
painful to plant on the can.
When it come to walkin’, Woe-Joe is a slow man;
he needs an anodyne plan.

Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back means that he can’t be strong.
Wrecked back, wrecked back,
wrecked back means it’s time for the bong.
Wrecked back feels better, when stoned.

Wrecked, whacked….