I have modeled a moniker to name a made-up genital.
It's information venereal and, rightly, ephemeral.
Sobriquet's semi-English, language smote by fights historical,
Such as the battle of Hastings. . .made it more metaphorical.

Taint by pre-Bourbon phase of French. . .a bouillabaisse that's lexical,
Though French is très bien for discussions of matters sexual.
But I digress, it's time to get onto my geste; I've wrought some views
About redactions to the lexicon that harbors tw*t 'n' c**ze.

About redactions to the lexicon that harbors tw*t 'n' c**ze. (3x)

Now, certain words connote by their mere sound suggestive things for us,
Three of such are "homunculus" and "succubus" and "incubus."
My sport: to make slang venereal that's neologistical,
And to model a moniker that names a made-up genital.

My sport: to make slang venereal that's neologistical,
And to model a moniker that names a made-up genital.

I might jest testicularly and call the balls a "pairorocks."
(When I froze my ass in Alaska, they basked in a pair o' socks.)
If I kvelled in Hebraics, I might blurt a term like "shmuckaluft"--
Comment on homo erectus who stuck a poof--for "up to roof."

I shy from Greek; it reminds me of Jackie's hairy muffery,
When she succumbed and then got plumbed by wacky Ari's stuffery.
In Latin, "tempus fugit" tells how quickly time exits the door.
I could misspell "fugit" and I'd have a "minute man" metaphor.

I could misspell "fugit" and I'd have a "minute man" metaphor. (3x)

Think how I'd babble on if I slightly misspelled "cuneiform."
If orificial orthography caught on, it could be the norm.
My sport: to make slang venereal, with a new "O" lexical,
And to model a moniker that names a pseudogenital.

My sport: to make slang venereal, with a new "O" lexical,
And to model a moniker that names a pseudogenital.

Just think what I could do transforming two letters in "gunnery."
At the outset, I said French; that blend sounds too much like Dutch fer me--
Appearing like a place where women go when they are slatternly.
Besides, I do not like Dutch food; I've found that it will fatten me.

(This verse in the OS was curious and spurred some fun fer me.
I did not curse, implied obverse of Curia'd word "nunnery,"
Residence hall penitential. This worse verse concerns genitals. . .
Spurious term elliptical, also obscure and cryptical.)

I'll bet you've guessed that my lex quest digresses; it's unravelin',
And I confess that I'd say "yes!" if you commenced to cavilin'.
This all began when I slaved for a man who was quite scary, fat;
His name was Flynt; I once quipped about his "limp little larryat."

All my linguistical knowledge squandered on a word for men 'r girl;
The term's hermaphroditic; now I'll spit it out--it's "genvermeil."
If you want to waste time, check "vermeil" in a volume lexical;
You'll find it that applies to mons 'r quirt as hued, hewn sexical,

If conical or spherical or even longitudinal.
It's connotational--unmentionables strongly pudendal,
Nonsensical spectacle--quirky quest for made-up lexical.
Not lyrical, not comical, this song is killed--a miracle!