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Song Parodies -> "Go to the Well for Booze"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Go to the Well for Booze"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Go to the well for booze—
the cheapest kind.
Less money that way I will lose
when I’m buyin’
and to lips plyin’.
Don’t give me fine brandy;
I won’t drink it down.
Whatcha got that’s handy—
any rotgut Old Grand-Dad around?
Please, just the well for booze—
the cheapest kind
is fine.
Here’s the news:
I love booze,
but I choose
not to lose
much gelt now.
The cheapest fare
is alright by me.
Forget the Dow!
Don’t port me.
Just pour me well-stored booze
and I’ll be fine.
the cheapest kind.
Less money that way I will lose
when I’m buyin’
and to lips plyin’.
Don’t give me fine brandy;
I won’t drink it down.
Whatcha got that’s handy—
any rotgut Old Grand-Dad around?
Please, just the well for booze—
the cheapest kind
is fine.
Here’s the news:
I love booze,
but I choose
not to lose
much gelt now.
The cheapest fare
is alright by me.
Forget the Dow!
Don’t port me.
Just pour me well-stored booze
and I’ll be fine.
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Spell-binding! 555 on all three Spells today. I'm at 734.
Shounds good to meee...555
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