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Song Parodies -> "Donor"
Original Song Title:
"Donna"
Original Performer:
Richie Valens
Parody Song Title:
"Donor"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I fanged a girl,
Doyen of hurt, pain,
Swigged; bereft, she
Ain’t fetching and looks drained.
’cause I chugged that girl,
Doyen of phlebotomy.
She necked with me
Wow! Her hue’s gone;
She’s sec as a bone,
Small as an elf—
She must weigh two stone.
’cause I chugged that girl—
Donation she gave to me,
Shared juice with me.
Well* darling, now you are wan,
A ghostly blanching hue—
Call it “wine” appellation “bloody cru.”
I lanced a girl,
Opened was her vein.
Swigging is she,
Undead and set to drain.
Now she chugs, that girl,
Doyenne of phlebotomy—
Seeks necks with me.
O donor, O donor,
O donor, O donor.
*as in a source of liquid
Doyen of hurt, pain,
Swigged; bereft, she
Ain’t fetching and looks drained.
’cause I chugged that girl,
Doyen of phlebotomy.
She necked with me
Wow! Her hue’s gone;
She’s sec as a bone,
Small as an elf—
She must weigh two stone.
’cause I chugged that girl—
Donation she gave to me,
Shared juice with me.
Well* darling, now you are wan,
A ghostly blanching hue—
Call it “wine” appellation “bloody cru.”
I lanced a girl,
Opened was her vein.
Swigging is she,
Undead and set to drain.
Now she chugs, that girl,
Doyenne of phlebotomy—
Seeks necks with me.
O donor, O donor,
O donor, O donor.
*as in a source of liquid
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Lots of tenderness using that romantic OS.
Gives "She was just my type" a whole new twist, doesn't it? ;)
Allow me to donate $555 for you!
Heavenly shades of night are falling...it's "Twilight" time! ;D
The cockles of my heart have been warmed by your vamp pyre...
Thanks, Timmy, FG, Christie, OMR, TJC.
~ C H U G - O N ~ SirSweaty !
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