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Song Parodies -> "Donor"

Original Song Title:

"Donna"

Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Donor"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I fanged a girl,
Doyen of hurt, pain,
Swigged; bereft, she
Ain’t fetching and looks drained.

’cause I chugged that girl,
Doyen of phlebotomy.
She necked with me

Wow! Her hue’s gone;
She’s sec as a bone,
Small as an elf—
She must weigh two stone.
’cause I chugged that girl—
Donation she gave to me,
Shared juice with me.

Well* darling, now you are wan,
A ghostly blanching hue—
Call it “wine” appellation “bloody cru.”

I lanced a girl,
Opened was her vein.
Swigging is she,
Undead and set to drain.
Now she chugs, that girl,
Doyenne of phlebotomy—
Seeks necks with me.

O donor, O donor,
O donor, O donor.


*as in a source of liquid

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Timmy1000 - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of tenderness using that romantic OS.
Fiddlegirl - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Gives "She was just my type" a whole new twist, doesn't it? ;)
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Allow me to donate $555 for you!
Old Man Ribber - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Heavenly shades of night are falling...it's "Twilight" time! ;D
TJC - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
The cockles of my heart have been warmed by your vamp pyre...
John Barry - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, FG, Christie, OMR, TJC.
LadyDrainO - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
~ C H U G - O N ~ SirSweaty !

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