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Song Parodies -> "Len’s a Schmoe"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow"
Original Performer:
Various Artists
Parody Song Title:
"Len’s a Schmoe"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
No, the fellow ain’t sly or spiteful,
neither is the guy delightful.
I have to say, this is so:
Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe.
His lies ain’t exactly whopping,
but he’s corny when he’s talking.
Not fire but smoke will he blow.
Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe.
Not a fine kibitzer, that’s right;
in fact, he is often in bad form
when of friends’ feelings he makes light.
Got his lights punched out by Norm.
Norm’s ire wasn’t expiring
till night, when he was retiring.
To the hospital—and not slow!—
Len must go; leg is so bent below.
neither is the guy delightful.
I have to say, this is so:
Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe.
His lies ain’t exactly whopping,
but he’s corny when he’s talking.
Not fire but smoke will he blow.
Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe, Len’s a schmoe.
Not a fine kibitzer, that’s right;
in fact, he is often in bad form
when of friends’ feelings he makes light.
Got his lights punched out by Norm.
Norm’s ire wasn’t expiring
till night, when he was retiring.
To the hospital—and not slow!—
Len must go; leg is so bent below.
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who is this Len you speak of? 5's
JAB, loved the spiel-555!!!
R I N I S D E A D O F 5 5 5 ' S
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