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Song Parodies -> "I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover"

Original Performer:

Mort Dixon

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m cooking plover no more—now Rover;
Scored, cored, Rover’s cooked for four.
Once in the sunshine, he’d frolic and play
Now up our snuff site wafts wag-tail flambé.
So, feed we’re gaining; no need restraining
Our forks. . .gorge on pork no more.
Barbicued* rovers next door loped over:
Doped four barbecued—next chore.


*portmanteau neologism: barbi[tuate] + [barbe]cued
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Jason - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I liked it.
Mark Scotti - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Next on the menu....the 555 special!
MadameTaTa - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I better cover my 'clover ' when this Pirate's ship is in port !
TJC - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yer a canine, er, cunning linguist John...
Jimi - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Aw, move over plover, let rover take over.
Christie Marie M - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
As I've said, another "hot dog" served in the barbecue!
Timmy1000 - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Strange barbecue, but good parody.
TT - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I could swear I v/c'd on this yesterday:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/mortdixon1.shtml
John, are you still with us, or has Screamin' Jay put a spell on you?
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
time to wok the dog

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