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Song Parodies -> "John Edwards, Fellow Who. . . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"John Edwards, Fellow Who. . . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
John Edwards, fellow whose
Lustrous locks shine.
But he's "just folks," like me and you.
From his clients,
He gets fees giant
You know, he's a dandy
Who comes from the South.
As'd say Dickey's* lads, "He's
Handsome and got a real purty mouth."
John Edwards, fellow who's
Got teeth that shine
And shine.
His fine 'do
And shampoo
Cost him two
Cs times two, oh, but wow!
Look at that hair,
Pretty as can be.
He drones 'bout plow-
ing. . .cheesy.
John Edwards, fellow who
Hands us a line.
*James Dickey, author of "Deliverance"
Lustrous locks shine.
But he's "just folks," like me and you.
From his clients,
He gets fees giant
You know, he's a dandy
Who comes from the South.
As'd say Dickey's* lads, "He's
Handsome and got a real purty mouth."
John Edwards, fellow who's
Got teeth that shine
And shine.
His fine 'do
And shampoo
Cost him two
Cs times two, oh, but wow!
Look at that hair,
Pretty as can be.
He drones 'bout plow-
ing. . .cheesy.
John Edwards, fellow who
Hands us a line.
*James Dickey, author of "Deliverance"
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that was real purty...lol
Edwards seems like one of the better Democrat candidates, but yeah, he is very polished -- which seems like an odd juxtaposition with his populist stances. Good job... 5-5-5
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