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Song Parodies -> "Avatarage"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Avatarage, avatarage,
Host untethered, and there’s cybercarnage.
My digital brothers
Have all got algorithmic mothers.

Avatarage, avatar age,
They ain’t kiddie-cute; they’re angry and sage.
A few keystrokes’ entry,
And they are plenipotentiary.

Try, try and annihilate them—
They’re subterfugin’.
Cry, cry as beloved data cent-er’s centrifugin’.

Avatarage, avatarage,
Host untethered, and there’s angry carnage.
If you try to smother
’em out, when one is done, what fun!
I’ve got a ton—here comes another!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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 4   2
 5   4

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Timmy1000 - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice little cyber-parody.
TJC - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job... now I've *got* to get back to World Of Spoofcraft!
Christie Marie M - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Pure anime-nia, John Barry! Avatars rock! 555 megabytes of fun!
Fiddlegirl - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Anime not like it, but *I* thought it was quite clever!
Susanna Viljanen - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty animeic, but still worth of fives.

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