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Song Parodies -> "Fakes, We Groan; Trump the Toad"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home Country Roads"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Fakes, We Groan; Trump the Toad"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gallmost retchin’; red-nest driveller’s
doozies spoutin’; pres-quest faux; fib-giver.
Lies get old; there’s jokester’s gaffin’ spree:
bunk, pure, man is mouthin’. Troll scourge—man, that’s he!

Trump the toad fakes; we groan.
Screw-you-face guy is wrong.
Wretched driveller, mouthin’ caca.
Fakes, we groan; Trump the toad.

Call-girl wenchies gather round jerk—
likes the ladies; takes one when he’s bought ’er.
Darned wind gusty makes head varmint fly.
Clips and paste at poon time. . .near ’d drop to thigh, aiy!!

Trump the goad fakes; we groan;
true-time-waste guy is wrong.
Red-nest driveller, mouthin’ nada.
Fakes, we groan; Trump the toad.

It’s clear: a choice would be anything less galling.
We take the joke one time; please, can’t you go far away?!
Still jivin’ is that toad so unappealing, jackin’ us off, this gnome—
jester-bray. Yet he stays!

Trump the goad-bray; we groan—
tumid face; smile is wrong.
Red-nest driveller, mouthin’ blah-blah.
Fakes, we groan; Trump the toad.

Trump the goad bray-speak drones;
true-head-case guy is wrong.
Feckless driveller, mouthin’ garba’.
Aimless drone; Trump the toad.

Makes a load, mouth of the toad,
great big load bounds from the toad.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - June 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice send up. But at least with Trump, I think we'd know what we were getting in advance. Won't have to elect him to find out what's in him.
Jonathan - June 23, 2015 - Report this comment
You're Fired! ...okay not really I have no authority to fire you and that was just the latest in my string of lame comments relating to the parody! 5's
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I can't trump these sentiments- 555!!!

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