Song Parodies -> "Don’t Know Him; Ain’t Heard of Him"

Original Song Title:

"To Know Him Is to Love Him"

Original Performer:

"Don’t Know Him; Ain’t Heard of Him"

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The Lyrics

I do not know him;
I haven’t heard of him.
I don’t know his style.
I’d miss him by miles.

I do not know him;
I haven’t heard of him.
What’s he do?
What’s he do, this guy?

Could his name be Jim?
Could his name be Tim?
I’ve never met him, anyway.
For all I know his nickname’s “Slim.”

I don’t know him;
I haven’t heard of him.
Is he Stu?
Is he Lou or Cy?
Is he Bruce?
What’s he do? ask I.

I’ve never seen
him. Is his name Gene?
Where all the time has he been?
Part of the team?
Well, I guess.

I do not know him;
I’ve never heard of him.
I’d miss him by miles
if I saw his smile.

I sure don’t know him…
never have heard of him.
Is he new?
Is he Lou or Cy?
Is he Stu?
What’s he do, this guy?

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