Song Parodies -> I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow
| Original Song Title: | "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" |
| Original Performer: | Shirelles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Tonight I’ll dine completely,
So give me grub so meatly.
Tonight I’ll bite the grub that some despise:
I will chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.
I want a mammoth measure
Of cold rolled loaf I treasure.
I am aggrieved when I am force-fed pies.
Grub fill, chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.
Not light my girth. . .must rope in.
I’ll slice and put some on a bun;
For the best parts I’m hopin’;
What delight! I’ll eat more than one.
I want you’ll know that your grub
Is grub I can’t abjure, snub.
It’s swell, this chow, for it I’ll ask again
We’ll chew, fill. . .lunch meat tomorrow.
[fridge bridge]
It’s swell, this chow; let’s dine and then again:
I will chew lunch meat tomorrow. . . .
So give me grub so meatly.
Tonight I’ll bite the grub that some despise:
I will chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.
I want a mammoth measure
Of cold rolled loaf I treasure.
I am aggrieved when I am force-fed pies.
Grub fill, chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.
Not light my girth. . .must rope in.
I’ll slice and put some on a bun;
For the best parts I’m hopin’;
What delight! I’ll eat more than one.
I want you’ll know that your grub
Is grub I can’t abjure, snub.
It’s swell, this chow, for it I’ll ask again
We’ll chew, fill. . .lunch meat tomorrow.
[fridge bridge]
It’s swell, this chow; let’s dine and then again:
I will chew lunch meat tomorrow. . . .
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For a second there, I thought this one was going to be about the old grammar-school cafeteria game of "Want Some Seafood?", in which one chews up a mouthful of food, says "want some seafood?", then opens their mouth to show disgusting chewed food and says "See? Food!" (I've done that a few times, and then gotten detention.). Great job, and 5s.
"Fridge bridge"? hehehe... I'm sure my husband will echo these sentiments, being an avid fan of beef bologna and red onion sandwiches (on SOFT bread, thank you!) ;)
Yummmmmmy...
I'll have the 555 with extra anchovies...
Lunch meat? erk! A flavoursome parody of a tastless foodstuff. 555
Pirate Jack, ~DerMammothMajor~ sounds " Unchy wunchy " to me, Sir !
the king of lunch meat returns
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