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Song Parodies -> "I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tonight I’ll dine completely,
So give me grub so meatly.
Tonight I’ll bite the grub that some despise:
I will chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.

I want a mammoth measure
Of cold rolled loaf I treasure.
I am aggrieved when I am force-fed pies.
Grub fill, chew lunch meat, drown sorrow.

Not light my girth. . .must rope in.
I’ll slice and put some on a bun;
For the best parts I’m hopin’;
What delight! I’ll eat more than one.

I want you’ll know that your grub
Is grub I can’t abjure, snub.
It’s swell, this chow, for it I’ll ask again
We’ll chew, fill. . .lunch meat tomorrow.

[fridge bridge]

It’s swell, this chow; let’s dine and then again:
I will chew lunch meat tomorrow. . . .

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
For a second there, I thought this one was going to be about the old grammar-school cafeteria game of "Want Some Seafood?", in which one chews up a mouthful of food, says "want some seafood?", then opens their mouth to show disgusting chewed food and says "See? Food!" (I've done that a few times, and then gotten detention.). Great job, and 5s.
Fiddlegirl - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
"Fridge bridge"? hehehe... I'm sure my husband will echo these sentiments, being an avid fan of beef bologna and red onion sandwiches (on SOFT bread, thank you!) ;)
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yummmmmmy... I'll have the 555 with extra anchovies...
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Lunch meat? erk! A flavoursome parody of a tastless foodstuff. 555
~MadameMajor~ - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, ~DerMammothMajor~ sounds " Unchy wunchy " to me, Sir !
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
the king of lunch meat returns

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