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Song Parodies -> "And Kiss My Swell Muumuu"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"And Kiss My Swell Muumuu"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I've got a shell for you
From my carbine.
It's gonna stop the things you do,
Like respirin';
You'll be retirin'.
And I don't mean napping-
I'm gunnin' ya down.
You'll no more be laughing
At my haberdashery: a gown.
Drenched in Chanel, I'll shoot
Two or three times. . .
Four times.
I'll shoot you
Because you
Ridiculed
My muumuu.
And so now,
I will not spare
You life, though you plead. . .
OK, kowtow--
Let's see it--
And kiss my swell muumuu--
That'll be fine.
From my carbine.
It's gonna stop the things you do,
Like respirin';
You'll be retirin'.
And I don't mean napping-
I'm gunnin' ya down.
You'll no more be laughing
At my haberdashery: a gown.
Drenched in Chanel, I'll shoot
Two or three times. . .
Four times.
I'll shoot you
Because you
Ridiculed
My muumuu.
And so now,
I will not spare
You life, though you plead. . .
OK, kowtow--
Let's see it--
And kiss my swell muumuu--
That'll be fine.
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Last in line, I'm giving this one 5s for sheer stubborn persistence with the OS. :-)
bizarre imagery
Oh, Captain JohnnyDew, drenched in CHANEL ! ! Sweaty, too! Now just what is a Lass o'Sass to do ? ?
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