When the razzman's testy, trying to make that baseman seethe.
His words sting; he's got glazed eyes; he stinks each time he breathes.
He's nasal and unappealing, and as the shortstop slides,
He spits out slurs and vile words, right by a family's side.

Razzman—take his booze away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play. Razzman. No, razzman!

When the razzman's sickly, trying to keep lunch from being blown.
Wish he'd stay away—he's boorish; in fact, he is an a**hole.
He can fill his gut with bad beer, as he sits on his fat rear.
He can cry out to the Angels, or any team that's here.

Razzman—take his dude away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play.

Please lift him, cops please lift him from his seat; he's a clown.
Then discretely take him out—the razzman.