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Song Parodies -> "Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time"

Original Song Title:

"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dei time turns me off, and I don’t mean maybe—
Time to dine and gain weight, put on the pounds.
Here she comes, the thumper who starts a-braying.
Let’s get chewin’ and cut out the sound.

Yikes! Thank the lord—gorge, it’s bite time;
It’s Thanksgiving day,
A day of sup, sup right fine. . .
Wastin’ time while we pray.
I want repast action;
It’s a time for food.
Right, thank the lord—gorge, it’s bite time;
I’m frankly bored with you.

I’ll talk about pans—chow’s lurking in them, plenty:
Stuffing, dressing, peas, roux, turkey—they taste so good.
Talk about gummin’ flaps while my tummy’s empty.
Sheesh! it’s time to dine; I wish we would!

I’m frankly bored with your rite time;
Let’s ingest buffet. . .
A day of sup, up waistline;
Tasty is the parfait.
I want repast action
And some wine—get stewed.
I’ll tank up—pour! It’s get-tight time—
I thank the lord for booze!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Old Man Ribber - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A veritable Holiday Feast! ;D
blackjack21 - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought this was a leftover from Halloween, fooled me haha. Tasty treat to read. Average holiday weight gain 5.55 lbs.
Christie Marie M - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
From Thanksgiving!! I echo all comments above. Here's 5 turkeys, 5 cranberry sauces, and 5 mashed potatoes with gravy!! Chow down!!
Mark Scotti - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Gained 555 lbs just reading...
John Barry - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR. Happy T Day.

Blackjack: Halloween blends into Thanksgiving. Thanks.

Christie: I'm enjoying your offerings, thanks.

Mark: Glad you enjoyed.
LadyThumper - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there Lord HumpHer , alias SirSweaty ! ! Yes, der T-Day is comin' soon !

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