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Song Parodies -> "Broke Main"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Broke Main"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Watch that water gush out; I would say there’s no doubt:
broke main.
It’ll flood the whole town. Zounds! we’ll all drown:
broke main.
Can’t stay dry, water high, to my eye!
Broke main.

Once that water’s loose, it’ll be like a sluice,
broke main.
With this huge inun-dation we’re all done—
eau gain.
Can’t stay dry, water high, past my eye!
Broke main.

You cannot hang on, because you’re not a prawn
no way.
or a sand dab, shad; if scuba we had. . .
Water’s high; wish that I ’s Captain Bligh,

Can’t stay dry, water high, past my eye!
Broke main.

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