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Song Parodies -> "We've Been Worryin' 'bout Railroads"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Workin' on the Railroad"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We've Been Worryin' 'bout Railroads"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've been worrying 'bout railroads
And the tracks they lay.
He's been worryin', paranoid;
Over time the ties decay.

Off the rails train would be going;
Might end up in a field of corn.
I'd hear his voice in head shouting:
"Dining car is shorn.

"Dining car, don't go!
Dining car, don't go!
Dining car, don't go, it's shor-or-orn!"
Bipolar lingo:
"Dining car, don't go!
Dining car, don't go, it's torn!

"Huddlin' in the kitchen car's finer."
"Trouble is, kitchen car might blow-ow-ow-ow.
Ruptured might be kitchen's gas lines. . . .er,
Maybe it's time we two go."

I'm thinkin'
Sky-high kitchen car might blow,
Sky-high kitchen she might blow-ow-ow-ow.
Sky-high kitchen she might blow.
Bus is how we're gonna go,
Pumpin' thorazine down throat.

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Ann Hammond - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
Dylan Baranski - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5! Excellent!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
loved it...especialy the 'dining car' verse
Yoidy - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Work those tracks, John! 555
AFW - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Right on the right track, here
Adagio - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny parody!! : D
John Barry - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann, Dylan, Alvin, Yoidy, AFW, Adagio.

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