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Song Parodies -> "Piscine Plight"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Piscine Plight"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Piscine plight; hold is light.
Water’s calm, but few bites.
Found not sturgeon, monkfish; we’re riled
No good fishing, no salmon that’s wild.
Reaping naught from the deep,
reaping naught, so might sleep.

Piscine plight; hold is light.
Sand sharks would be alright.
Might as well be stuck on sandbar.
Wish I were eating in a clam bar.
We are all getting bored;
wish we’d never left shore.

Piscine plight; no-fish site.
Got no luck—not a mite.
We can’t even catch one measly plaice.
Can’t wait to get out of this place
and set foot back on earth.
We’ve exhausted all mirth.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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E.S. Blofeld - December 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Original concept, fun poetic execution of it, and great usage of the word “piscine.” I got a really good chuckle out of this! 455
Agrimorfee - December 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Not "piscine my pants' funny, but amusing as always.

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