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Song Parodies -> "Massachusetts"
Original Song Title:
"Massachusetts"
Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Massachusetts"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
May 9, I flew back to Massachusetts,
Got there and it was dry as a bone.
Then the skies opened up on Massachusetts.
Twelve-plus inches in two days. . .flooded homes.
Skies had barely dried in San Francisco,
After my street turned into a slough.
Then the skies opened up on Massachusetts.
And smartasses said, "It's all because of you!"
Then one night it dried in Massachusetts.
In Tewksbury, two burlesques I'd see.
Met two amiright guys in Massachusetts,
We quaffed and laughed, me, Johnny D, and Rick C.
Mem'rable time in Massachusetts. . . .
Got there and it was dry as a bone.
Then the skies opened up on Massachusetts.
Twelve-plus inches in two days. . .flooded homes.
Skies had barely dried in San Francisco,
After my street turned into a slough.
Then the skies opened up on Massachusetts.
And smartasses said, "It's all because of you!"
Then one night it dried in Massachusetts.
In Tewksbury, two burlesques I'd see.
Met two amiright guys in Massachusetts,
We quaffed and laughed, me, Johnny D, and Rick C.
Mem'rable time in Massachusetts. . . .
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Welcome back, John...interesting par-story..5's
sounds like fun...i'd like to meet those guys as well..
It was fun ... I'd like to meet The Colossus of Parody-Rhodes!
DKTOS, but it's well wrote.
Meant to say it "looks" well wrote, I'll give you 5s.
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Stephen. And JD, pleasure to meet you.
And how did the lights all go out in Massachusetts? A Yankee team with Triple-A callups to replace their injured warriors took 2 of 3 in Fenway, that's how! 2 years down, 84 to go!
And a pleasure to meet you, JB. Ain't it great to be reassured that we're not alone in our madness? ;-)
It was a pleasure to meet you, JAB! I had a great time that night. Next time, I'll visit your coast.
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