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Song Parodies -> "I Will Rappel That Butte"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Rappel That Butte"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I will rappel that butte,
A steep decline.

This outcropping is a real beaut.
Down I'm flyin',
Lit'rally flyin'.

My climbing companion
Forget to tie down
My rope; to the canyon's
Craggy, cactus-crammed bottom I'm bound.

Upward I yell: "Galoot,
Cacti have spines
Like tines!!"

The pain shoots
Through my glutes
And my boots. . .
Tasty fruits, cactus chow.

But I don't care
'bout cacstronomy
Where I am now.

Spines speared me!

I plan to tell that brute:
"Tie it next time!!"

[fade on sound of bodily extraction from cactus patch]

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McKludge - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya get extra points for using "Galoot"
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A real butte, John... and ditto re `galoot`!
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
amazing how you keep re-inventing this tune

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